Fellas, I'm planning on being a writer. Although I'm still in high school, I already have plans to write an unabridged biography of Chris from the day he was born to whatever he's doing when I finish the book, or up until his death (whichever comes first, since Chris' lifestyle will probably kill him before he turns 50). I'll explain the sagas, the gal-pals, the exploits of Clyde Cash, Liquid Chris and the Idea Guys; everything that Chris has gone through since he exited Barb's china all those years ago.
Obviously, I can see why people wouldn't like this idea, since a lot of Christorians could say that CWC is too vulgar for scholarly circles, or that Chris' position as a micro-celebrity would be ruined, and Fortnite-playing 13 year olds would pay Chris to record a video of himself doing the floss. The book could also be a massive flop, since almost nobody in the real world actually knows who Chris is; even younger Internet users have never heard of him.
Or, on the contrary, it could serve as the authoritative guide to the exploits of Chris, second to the CWCki. People who a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶l̶a̶z̶y don't want to spend hours lurking through the CWCki could simply open the book and read about Chris.
What do you think, fellow citizens of the internet?
Obviously, I can see why people wouldn't like this idea, since a lot of Christorians could say that CWC is too vulgar for scholarly circles, or that Chris' position as a micro-celebrity would be ruined, and Fortnite-playing 13 year olds would pay Chris to record a video of himself doing the floss. The book could also be a massive flop, since almost nobody in the real world actually knows who Chris is; even younger Internet users have never heard of him.
Or, on the contrary, it could serve as the authoritative guide to the exploits of Chris, second to the CWCki. People who a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶l̶a̶z̶y don't want to spend hours lurking through the CWCki could simply open the book and read about Chris.
What do you think, fellow citizens of the internet?
