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Guardsman42

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If that's what the doctor told Becky, and Becky's first thought wasn't to get a job and get the fuck out of there (because she is not under any legal obligation to do any of that nasty shit for Amber), then Becky is an absolute moron and can go cry to someone else, lol.

And they didn't break up, Amber just used her special Amber grammar which made it sound that way. Allegedly.


Allegedly.

Still Becky is a sped, plain and simple, she likely didn't think of this in terms of freedom, but in terms of 'I have to take care of her'.

Do you think if the doctor really did tell her Hamber was dying, she'd cry though?
 

onescarygorl

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Conspiracy theory that the eye inflammation and jaw pain are linked. Severely neglected cavities or infections in the mouth can often lead to cellulitis (!)

Cut to Amber saying “but I know what that feels like already!” Gorl, this might be your last bought with it. I’m throwing my bets in for the end soon.
 
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Francis Dollarhyde

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Allegedly.

Still Becky is a sped, plain and simple, she likely didn't think of this in terms of freedom, but in terms of 'I have to take care of her'.

Do you think if the doctor really did tell her Hamber was dying, she'd cry though?

More like "she likely didn't think of this in terms of freedom, but in terms of 'what if I have to go back to that damn sawmill'.

Necky would cry, 100%. Not because Hamber is dying but because an actual propah job is in her future with Hamber going to that great pillow mountain in the sky. No more sitting around with colouring books interrupted by the occasionl wipe or fast food run, but actually needing to be on time 5 days a week and being there 8 hours for no fun.
 

Guardsman42

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Conspiracy theory that the eye inflammation and jaw pain are linked. Severely neglected cavities or infections in the mouth can often lead to cellulitis (!)

Cut to Amber saying “but I know what that feels like already!” Gorl, this might be your last bought with it. I’m throwing my bets in for the end soon.

That would be hilarious if her jaw, her favourite muscles to work, killed her.



More like "she likely didn't think of this in terms of freedom, but in terms of 'what if I have to go back to that damn sawmill'.

Necky would cry, 100%. Not because Hamber is dying but because an actual propah job is in her future with Hamber going to that great pillow mountain in the sky. No more sitting around with colouring books interrupted by the occasionl wipe or fast food run, but actually needing to be on time 5 days a week and being there 8 hours for no fun.

I can't see Necky being that cold. Then again, she has limits I'm sure.
 

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EWW. Her toes are splayed which is a typical deathfat thing (weight crushes the bones in their feet causing them permanently spread out, or something. @Dog Prom 3D halp)

But what THE FUCK is happening to her big toe. The toenail looks so swollen(?) and deformed
Amberlynn is rapidly hurtling into territory that I'm unfamiliar with. I dealt with death fats - infinifats are pushing the boundaries of my first hand knowledge. She's at least 150 pounds heavier than the bodies that shaped my knowledge. My fats had lymphedema that often affected the tops of their feet but they didn't have this sort of toe splay.

I think @Barbarella was the one who introduced us all to the horrors of Charcot foot. It's a degeneration of the bones in the feet and a bunch of things cause it, including obesity, bad circulation and diabetes, all of which plague Amber. Neuropathy makes it hard for the sufferer to know when they've injured their foot and small fractures cause the bone structure to largely collapse, resulting in a completely fucked up foot shape. I often wonder if Charcot foot is why she does that waddling glide when she walks. It could be the fact that she can't lift her legs properly but it could also be down to the fact that her feet are so deformed that such a weird gait is all she can manage because her feet don't work properly due to bone fractures. But obesity also causes "splay toe", wherein the metatarsals spread under intense weight, causing that gap between the big and index toe that is seen in Amber's foot. Tess Holliday has toe splay that's almost comical to behold.
 

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I was going to say the same thing about Tess. Her toes are now inches apart, look just like hooves, probably because she still puts on heels for photos, although not to walk in anymore. And not stilettos, she’d break them.

Aside from Amber’s other problems, I think her nails may have a fungus. Obesity doubles the chance of toenail fungus and diabetes and poor circulation can also cause it. It’s not life threatening but it’s ugly. The toenails get yellow to greenish and can become very thick, and so hard to cut a podiatrist has to do it with special tools. She doesn’t need a bariatric specialist but she won’t go anyway. If it’s early they can do drugs or inject around the toenails to treat but if it’s been there a while, it’s hard to fix. And they’d want to test for diabetes. Now everybody who uses the same shower (I know, haha) is at risk.

Just another gross thing about Amber that she’ll ignore.
 

Guardsman42

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With neuropathy etc just knowing you banged your toe into some thing can be a chore from the 'I can't fucking feel it' stand point.

So she could have banged her toe weeks prior into some thing, and never known, and given she hardly moves, who else would? So it could very well have a cracked toe nail.
 
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Guardsman42

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Less theory; more end game..

Do you think Casa De Fag will essentially become a hospice care facility for Hamber?? I mean she's on the end run, there's very little doubt about that any more, and she refuses actual help..

So what would hospice care entail for Hamber? I know of it mostly from the angle of cancer patients <Most of whom were to boot, elderly.>. Hamber is not Elderly <though she's about as physically crippled> and doesn't have cancer. So what exactly would hospice care worker(s) be doing for her?
 

Pog Mathoin

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Becky cannot tell the difference between loyalty and stupidity - a trait shared by many of her redneck hillbilly fucktard kinfolk. She'll be there until the bitter end. Eric and Rickie will probably move out and leave the hogs in their wallow.

Oh, and I am betting the belly button situation was a bacterial or fungal infection caused by fupa sweat, filth, and no air circulation. Likely Moby-Lynn scratched and picked at it until it started to bleed. I cannot even imagine how bad it smelled.
 

Billie Ross

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Less theory; more end game..

Do you think Casa De Fag will essentially become a hospice care facility for Hamber?? I mean she's on the end run, there's very little doubt about that any more, and she refuses actual help..

So what would hospice care entail for Hamber? I know of it mostly from the angle of cancer patients <Most of whom were to boot, elderly.>. Hamber is not Elderly <though she's about as physically crippled> and doesn't have cancer. So what exactly would hospice care worker(s) be doing for her?
The Beast refuses to admit she has any issues, so no bariatric walker, wheelchair, shower bariatric chair with poop hole or her own scootypuff.
I think it'll be only pillow mountain covered with dog training pads, the mattress in the living room (if she need to be close the door to receive takeaway) and they fetching her endless amounts of food and spraying the house with air fresheners.
 

Super Book

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Less theory; more end game..

Do you think Casa De Fag will essentially become a hospice care facility for Hamber?? I mean she's on the end run, there's very little doubt about that any more, and she refuses actual help..

So what would hospice care entail for Hamber? I know of it mostly from the angle of cancer patients <Most of whom were to boot, elderly.>. Hamber is not Elderly <though she's about as physically crippled> and doesn't have cancer. So what exactly would hospice care worker(s) be doing for her?
I'm just expecting them to kick Becky and Amber out of the house if it gets to that point. If I were them I would try to get fatty out of my house before she gets permanently attached to her bed.
 

Okami Green

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Less theory; more end game..

Do you think Casa De Fag will essentially become a hospice care facility for Hamber?? I mean she's on the end run, there's very little doubt about that any more, and she refuses actual help..

So what would hospice care entail for Hamber? I know of it mostly from the angle of cancer patients <Most of whom were to boot, elderly.>. Hamber is not Elderly <though she's about as physically crippled> and doesn't have cancer. So what exactly would hospice care worker(s) be doing for her?

She's not a likely candidate for hospice yet, but when she becomes completely immobile she will require either the royal butch to become a full-time caretaker or hire a visiting nurse to come and
dry-bathe her, change her, provide a bedpan and hygiene services. Neglecting any of these steps is worse than addressing them. She would rot away and there would be nothing anyone could do to remove the corpse.
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tend to her needs. Care like that most likely means that Amberlayingdownforever would have to invest like $2.7k into getting her own Big Barry for assistance and easier transport. I found one on Amazon btw. It only holds up to 750lbs though...
It says no tools necessary to assemble, so it's virtually Becky-proof.
 

Guardsman42

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She's not a likely candidate for hospice yet, but when she becomes completely immobile she will require either the royal butch to become a full-time caretaker or hire a visiting nurse to come and
dry-bathe her, change her, provide a bedpan and hygiene services. Neglecting any of these steps is worse than addressing them. She would rot away and there would be nothing anyone could do to remove the corpse.
Why the fuck did you open this?
tend to her needs. Care like that most likely means that Amberlayingdownforever would have to invest like $2.7k into getting her own Big Barry for assistance and easier transport. I found one on Amazon btw. It only holds up to 750lbs though...
It says no tools necessary to assemble, so it's virtually Becky-proof.

I'm honestly surprised the home nurse hasn't occured yet. <Destiny was a nurse of sorts, and apparently tended to sores etc caused by Hamber being fat>.

But you don't think she's quite dying yet? I get this impression she has issues that if just one tips a little, slams right into life threatening.

Also any one who thinks she has to wait on diabetes being an issue...look at her. Diabetes is already killing her extremities.
 

Guardsman42

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I wouldn't hold your breath on her dying before she turns 30. Tammy Slaton is over 30, heavier than Amber, and she smokes. Amber's fine, for now.

Amy smokes, not TamTam. TamTam also has been hospitalized involuntarily to save her live, twice. Hamber lacks any sort of third party involved who gives a damn. <TamTam is a legit sped>.

I'm not like going 'Bitch die' but I'm curious what kiwimeds etc might give us insight wise into the world of hospice.
 

Okami Green

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I'm honestly surprised the home nurse hasn't occured yet. <Destiny was a nurse of sorts, and apparently tended to sores etc caused by Hamber being fat>.

But you don't think she's quite dying yet? I get this impression she has issues that if just one tips a little, slams right into life threatening.

Also any one who thinks she has to wait on diabetes being an issue...look at her. Diabetes is already killing her extremities.
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It's her efforts we should be applauding though, rite guyz??
 

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