Trashfire Official Killstream Network app thread - Is Ethan now officially a software developer?

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I noticed he mentioned "killstream partners" so we can assume warski is going to be featured on it. Who else though? I doubt it'd be on the playstore/ apple store thing for long because someone will snitch how a neo nazi is on the platform. Is it a monthly paywall? will people do that for stuff they already get for free? So many questions lmao
If we assume this something that is actually happening, which I rather doubt, I'm sure he'll just have some retard put the killstream.live website in a browser frame and do nothing else with it. Then, when it gets banned from the various app stores, he'll get people to sideload it from his website as an APK (I see Ralph fans as big Android users). If he gets the goon doing it to add an autoupdate mechanism, when he pulls his exit he can sell the app to the SPLC do dox all his subscribers.
 

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Fucking Aylaaags , no faith in the Ralphamale. Saying that a drunken wigger who can barely run a stream on a streaming website and with the funds of slightly above average successful corner boy can not pull this off.
This App will be all the Apps ! A one stop shop for the millions of loyal Killstream fans .
Hungry ? Just press the button and all the half eaten burgers in the world will be delivered to your trashcan.
Horny ? A dating function getting you all the perfect 1s and horse faced troons your heart desires, at prices as low as 18 years of child support or 3k for a entire night.
Bored ? Its Killstream hilarity for only 144.88 a month , including all of Ralphs catchphrases and a supercut of Gators coldest takes with uncut silence after them.
Tired of having your revenge porn on only one device when you are in urgent need to make a point ? Dropbox function.
Out of shape ? Well you are in luck, a whole workout routine from easy to the most crueling alpha male one mile walks.
Music ? All the hot Latin beats your Corazon desires by the AF mutt Bigband.
This and much more will come to your phone no later than 2023 !
 

Sam Losco

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The app is going to either be spaghetti code and/or farmed out to some sorry schmuck for a buck. You can't tell me that this fat redneck wigger can code when he can't even be assed to do basic sound testing for his own streams.
Unless he's got some fan doing it, he's probably paying some street shitters to do it, and everyone knows how well they can code. If that's the case, he'll also have to pay them to fix bugs and do updates.
 

AltisticRight

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Unless he's got some fan doing it, he's probably paying some street shitters to do it, and everyone knows how well they can code. If that's the case, he'll also have to pay them to fix bugs and do updates.
Doxxxed backend access of Gunted Network app:
Account name: admin
Password: password

Please don't hack into the app, Indian immigrant Tanhid Ramastafa spent a lot of time on it, earing $0.3 an hour.
 

Banworld

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Maybe he got in touch with Nick Fuentes and poached a few of the AF devs to help him out. If that's the case, the thing may actually be functional. Why he needs an app, I don't know - surely a web browser and the playback native to a phone works just fine. It's not as though he has to worry about people pirating the Killstream. I guess he's doing this to give himself an air of legitimacy.
 

Sam Losco

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Maybe he got in touch with Nick Fuentes and poached a few of the AF devs to help him out. If that's the case, the thing may actually be functional. Why he needs an app, I don't know - surely a web browser and the playback native to a phone works just fine. It's not as though he has to worry about people pirating the Killstream. I guess he's doing this to give himself an air of legitimacy.
It'll be functional but expose every viewers IP address.
 

TaterFarmer

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I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to get people like Fuentes or tons of people he has interviewed to stream on his site. If he really goes through with this it should make for some entertaining lulz.
Aren't you cute. It's like looking at a fat retarded baby playing in his diaper dump and saying "He's working on the next Picasso"


Unless he's got some fan doing it, he's probably paying some street shitters to do it, and everyone knows how well they can code. If that's the case, he'll also have to pay them to fix bugs and do updates.

I'm betting some enterprising young Nigerian tried to scam him for Microsoft support, but then discovered he could scam him into a 3 year web development contract instead. Look for the app to be out any day now!
 

Jann_Hörn

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How long until the App Store or Google Play pulls the app for having hate rhetoric or some such nonsense?

I think there are work arounds to that problem, but it’s going to kill the convenience of the app and cause Ralph to lose more customers. Objectively, even with solid app development, there is literally no chance of this succeeding. A better avenue to go down would be to host a closed streaming platform, invite your friends (maybe charge them too) and then you yourself have a reliable platform as well as possibly making some extra money.
 

Paddy O' Furniture

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Where's he intending on storing all this data? On his computer? ISPs love that sort of shit. For real, good luck on keeping your shit up that people can already access for free and consume how they want to. When you get turfed from Play and the Apple Store, who is going to process your payments?

Nothing says great idea idea a DRM-infused Killstream.
 

Cow Poly

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This is gonna be HUGE
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Done. Now gibs me money you fat sack of shit
 
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