Trashfire Official Killstream Network app thread - Is Ethan now officially a software developer?

Ralphamale

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I don't see there being any point to it if it isn't going to be a monthly paywall. That's how subscription services make their money.

To once again compare this to the failed ventures of Anthony Cumia, I have a feeling he's going to attempt to get his hands on other shows and people to put on there so he can monetize them as well. He knows he can't draw people in on just his name alone. Even something like the WWE Network has content from all the other promotions they've acquired over the years.

I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to get people like Fuentes or tons of people he has interviewed to stream on his site. If he really goes through with this it should make for some entertaining lulz.
Ralph will just do what Halsey did and steal other peoples content without them knowing and adding it.

This is gonna be HUGE
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So Ralph is still stuck in the caps lock is cruise control for cool stage of his pre pubescent life? Sad thing is this is Gator's doing so no wonder he has never gotten a job. Most people in tech had more professional looking sites in their early teens than this trash.
 
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Fat Gay Riker

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“It’s even better than it sounds”

the development of a WWE Network style app spearheaded by Ethan Ralph.
I used the Network when it first came out, and my good sweet Lord did it suck ass to search through. It wasn't great in 2017, and isn't super great in 2021.

Only a massive faggot would think he could compare himself to a billionaire, and only a retarded one would think he could build something even close with a millionth of the money to back it up. Sorry Ralph, your arms are literally and monetarily too short to box with God, let alone develop like him.
 

Chris Mclean

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Fucking Aylaaags , no faith in the Ralphamale. Saying that a drunken wigger who can barely run a stream on a streaming website and with the funds of slightly above average successful corner boy can not pull this off.
This App will be all the Apps ! A one stop shop for the millions of loyal Killstream fans .
Hungry ? Just press the button and all the half eaten burgers in the world will be delivered to your trashcan.
Horny ? A dating function getting you all the perfect 1s and horse faced troons your heart desires, at prices as low as 18 years of child support or 3k for a entire night.
Bored ? Its Killstream hilarity for only 144.88 a month , including all of Ralphs catchphrases and a supercut of Gators coldest takes with uncut silence after them.
Tired of having your revenge porn on only one device when you are in urgent need to make a point ? Dropbox function.
Out of shape ? Well you are in luck, a whole workout routine from easy to the most crueling alpha male one mile walks.
Music ? All the hot Latin beats your Corazon desires by the AF mutt Bigband.
This and much more will come to your phone no later than 2023 !
Seriously is this the feds? Why else make an app for a show that gets 230 viewers?
 

Ralphamale

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I used the Network when it first came out, and my good sweet Lord did it suck ass to search through. It wasn't great in 2017, and isn't super great in 2021.

Only a massive faggot would think he could compare himself to a billionaire, and only a retarded one would think he could build something even close with a millionth of the money to back it up. Sorry Ralph, your arms are literally and monetarily too short to box with God, let alone develop like him.
With WWE network selling out the service to Peacock within the US could of gotten the Ralphamale's two brain cells rubbing together thinking some network would buy up his totally cool app that will be banned from both app stores day one. Plus doesn't this faggot use an Iphone now? He won't even be able to install his own app without side loading it.
 

SuperMaleVitality1776

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Dick Masterson made a good observation on why the Youtube Playbutton held such significance for Matt Jarbo , namely as an object suggesting permanence of his "career" and "status". I speculate that the App and the Network are supposed to do the same for Ethan. His stream is not doing well , in some parts due to the pozzed US cancel culture and in a larger part due to him squandering so many golden opportunities. Envisioning himself as the guy who offers value to his corner of the internet by hosting their content/allowing them to monetise it cements his (delusional) idea that he is an essential and influential part of this part of the internet.
Unlike Masterson who can create a NP2 ( even if it failed du to external pressure ) , who is an intelligent , driven and competent person Ralph will obviously accomplish none of this. Best case scenario it never starts, more likely it will be hacked within days because Ralph skimped out ( well is unable to pay ) for any security features or proper maintenance.
 

Ralphamale

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in some parts due to the pozzed US cancel culture and in a larger part due to him squandering so many golden opportunities. Envisioning himself as the guy who offers value to his corner of the internet by hosting their content/allowing them to monetise it cements his (delusional) idea that he is an essential and influential part of this part of the internet.
Unlike Masterson who can create a NP2 ( even if it failed du to external pressure ) , who is an intelligent , driven and competent person Ralph will obviously accomplish none of this. Best case scenario it never starts, more likely it will be hacked within days because Ralph skimped out ( well is unable to pay ) for any security features or proper maintenance.
The only reason Ralph gets the boot from these platforms is himself and that alone. Ralph can't even figure out what to do with a website backup so zero credit should be given to him for hosting anything minus paying the server bill, if he even does that. My guess to this is he's hooked up with Milo le fed to set this up as Milo is the one doing Nick the spicks site.

This is going to be like the spoony movie all over again. "THE APPS A COMING, YOU AYYLAWGS JUST ARE HATERS! SO WHAT IF I ANNOUNCED THE PAJEETS WERE WORKING ON IT THREE YEARS AGO THEY STILL ARE! THEY NEVER TOOK MY MONEY AND RAN! NO IT'S NOT TRUE, NO NO IT'S NOT!
 

MeltyTW

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This is gonna be HUGE
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how is this going to enable ethan to illegally steal content from more successful creators?
Dick Masterson made a good observation on why the Youtube Playbutton held such significance for Matt Jarbo , namely as an object suggesting permanence of his "career" and "status". I speculate that the App and the Network are supposed to do the same for Ethan. His stream is not doing well , in some parts due to the pozzed US cancel culture and in a larger part due to him squandering so many golden opportunities. Envisioning himself as the guy who offers value to his corner of the internet by hosting their content/allowing them to monetise it cements his (delusional) idea that he is an essential and influential part of this part of the internet.
Unlike Masterson who can create a NP2 ( even if it failed du to external pressure ) , who is an intelligent , driven and competent person Ralph will obviously accomplish none of this. Best case scenario it never starts, more likely it will be hacked within days because Ralph skimped out ( well is unable to pay ) for any security features or proper maintenance.
ethan ralph was large and part why np2 failed in the first place, now you dont even have a dax or the others you just have the fuck up, it would be like an axis revival made up of just italy and the portions of the japanese navy who decided pearl harbor was a great idea
 

RickWhiskey7

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I'm guessing that this is the same shit that Ralph has been talking about. What platform have these guys discovered that gives them a streaming app as part of a subscription?
I'm guessing they're using a template app that lets you plug in info. Dick's used Wordpress for almost everything he's done, including NP2. I don't see a whole lot of engineering going on here, especially if they're trying to submit it to the Play Store. They don't have time to test or bugfix this shit.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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I'm guessing they're using a template app that lets you plug in info. Dick's used Wordpress for almost everything he's done, including NP2. I don't see a whole lot of engineering going on here, especially if they're trying to submit it to the Play Store. They don't have time to test or bugfix this shit.
Which is kind of weird because doesn't Dax have a background in software engineering or some IT field?
 

RickestRickCriminal

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I'm guessing that this is the same shit that Ralph has been talking about. What platform have these guys discovered that gives them a streaming app as part of a subscription?
Patreon? Is the app because they are on thin ice with Patreon and/or want to harvest data. What a dipshit for thinking that Dick would go through as Apple is threatening Discord like Tumblr and Google has the same investors and clients as Apple.
As far as I know it's in mechanical engineering or some shit and he is a partner at an SEO company.
Smells like automation/mechatronics which in itself is not that coding heavy, nor does anybody expect Dax to remember anything from school.
 

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