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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

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Veil lifted. Time to expose ambers sex life.



You know the cardboard tube you get when you use up all the paper towels? Well back in the 80’s, many gay men used this for ‘gerbling’ where they would place the tube in their rectum and put small rodents in the tube for sexual satisfaction. Freddy Mercury was a huge fan of this method.



Amberlynn Reid as we all know is fat. Meaning she eats a lot. Meaning she SHITS a lot. Because of this, her monstrous shits have stretched her asshole to the max. This will come into play later.



1st foundation and main sex



A lot of people are under the impression that amber does not sex. She does sex. She has sex every time she eats. This is her base sex. Her foundation. Each bite of food she takes induces a gigantic orgasm which rattles the city of Monticello. This will NOT be called a foodgasm, as this is real sexual intercourse for her.



Scientists have calculate her food orgasm in comparison to normal human sex.



Taco Bell = 1 finger fingering

Sonic = 2 finger fingering

Panda Express, Arby’s = dildo/strapon

Texas Roadhouse = rough strapon

**Cheesecake Factory = double penetration (asshole and Vaginal cave) with a clitoral stimulation overload



*the maximum capacity of pleasure before cardiac death



2nd type of sex - physical



(ASAP sex) Because amber is so so large, exceptions sometimes have to be made. There is connective skin tissue from the vagina to the fupa, meaning when amber needs a quickie and she’s already binged all her food, Becky will rub the fupa and finger her wet moist smelly belly button as an immediate need.



(Simple sex - anal) when there does happen to be more time on hand, the best most accessible position for amber is to lean over on the bed, on her stomach. Eric is on one side and Ricky is on the other, they each grab a cheek and spread open the anal cave, Becky stands in the middle and goes in using all force, hands, fingers, teeth, tongue, even feet, to stimulate the inside of the anal canyon. Occasional there will be a gas release from the whale and the city loses power for a few days and hazmat raids the house.





(Simple sex - vaginal) vaginal is more difficult for amber, she must always lay flat on her back, spreading her legs as much as comfortable, Becky hovers over ambers midsection with two shovels to pry open ambers birth flaps, once they’re successfully opened, Becky sticks her owl arm in the smelly wet canal until ambers blowhole shoots out mayonnaise.

(Orange chicken tubing) on very very sexy nights, Becky will tube feed ambers asshole orange chicken. Instead of using a paper towel roll as it’s much too small, Becky has Eric go and buy a large pvc pipe, they drive to Lexington and book a Cali king bed where they can insert the tube in her ass and one by one put orange chicken chunks down the tube and into her anal cavity. Occasionally this is done while simultaneously feeding her, the orgasm is so intense, it’s rumored to have caused the latest California earthquake.
Jesus Christ Almighty you could write horror fiction that would rival Koontz and King combined
 
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How amber has sex:

Simple sex - anal) when there does happen to be more time on hand, the best most accessible position for amber is to lean over on the bed, on her stomach. Eric is on one side and Ricky is on the other, they each grab a cheek and spread open the anal cave, Becky stands in the middle and goes in using all force, hands, fingers, teeth, tongue, even feet, to stimulate the inside of the anal canyon. Occasional there will be a gas release from the whale and the city loses power for a few days and hazmat raids the house.
(Simple sex - vaginal) vaginal is more difficult for amber, she must always lay flat on her back, spreading her legs as much as comfortable, Becky hovers over ambers midsection with two shovels to pry open ambers birth flaps, once they’re successfully opened, Becky sticks her owl arm in the smelly wet canal until ambers blowhole shoots out mayonnaise.
(Orange chicken tubing) on very very sexy nights, Becky will tube feed ambers asshole orange chicken. Instead of using a paper towel roll as it’s much too small, Becky has Eric go and buy a large pvc pipe, they drive to Lexington and book a Cali king bed where they can insert the tube in her ass and one by one put orange chicken chunks down the tube and into her anal cavity. Occasionally this is done while simultaneously feeding her, the orgasm is so intense, it’s rumored to have caused the latest California earthquake.
 
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JambledUpWords

Destiny is bae, don’t tell Becky
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What would you choose:
1. Drink a glass of Amber's spit.
2. Drink a glass of Amber's sweat.
3. Die a slow and painful death by sitting on a bamboo tree waiting while it grows through you from your asshole into your skull.
Amber’s spit, it’s probably one of the cleaner things from her body. Here’s an alternate version:
1. A shot glass of Becky’s discharge
2. A shot of blood and pus from Al’s bellybutton
3. Having all your limbs slowly be pulled from their sockets
 
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