If one had a time machine and was employed as a reality television show producer, you would be obligated to make a reality show where great church fathers of the past spent a week in the shanty.
LOL fitting comparison NGLI keep thinking of this when I read this:
I dont want to derail the social media thread, so I'm posting here...
that is most likely her FUPA folding over her pelvic area and she tucked it into her shortsBecky's "vagina" must be fucking horrifying. How the hell was the fat able to distribute in such a way? She literally looks like she has a package. I dont have the courage to google search for a death fat vagina even though I'm sincerely perplexed
Doesn't matter, we all know Amber isn't going to make any effort on making her partner feel good.that is most likely her FUPA folding over her pelvic area and she tucked it into her shorts
the vagina of a fat stays in place, but it is tucked away and swallowed up by the rolls
gravity is not kind to the fats
Yes. With the zombie meds she's on- it's probably zapped her sex drive. Even if she were on an antidepressant she would lose it.I mean, Becky's mobility isnt ideal either. I doubt she has a sex drive even if she could reach
I would pay well for a full HD clip of a bi-curious shack orgy (including several snack breaks).TIL amber's idol trisha paytas has an onlyfans which got me thinking, how much real life cash money would kiwis pay for a juicy shot of amber's leaking bare laygs?
i would go by the amount of brain cells she has, so $2, or if i'm being generous maybe match the number of open sores she has with dollarydoos.
On her rare menstrual bloodbaths it really must be Becky parting the red seas...her last live got me thinking... she's really sensitive about her bowel movements
I'm guessing with her trash diet that she's got chronic constipation and poops once a week.
That once a week shit is an entire event for her, and the most exercise she probably ever gets is waddling to the bathroom, or litterbox, or whatever can accommodate her massive being, and getting into position to release both Hiroshima and Nagasaki into her receptacle of choosing.
Does she wipe? No, I think the only thing that could rid her of any dingleberries would be a power hose shot directly into her eye of lardon, parting the walls of fat like Moses parted the red sea.
That's my theory.