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Thumbsballs

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Stop it haydur, they get plenty of exercise cause they do it 10 times a week
They just haven't been doing it recently because Hamblood's cavity looks like The Shining's elevator flood.
I have a request for a drawing,,, if we can’t even draw it how could it happen in real life? But picture the dynamics!!!!! Omg! It’s like an elephant and a baby elephant trying to synchronize swim in a sardine can! Not happening!

Point blank bloody period, picture them scissoring on pillow mountain with no fucks given. No wonder the bed has to be on the floor.
 
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Wonky Eye

set me on fahr
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I have a request for a drawing,,, if we can’t even draw it how could it happen in real life? But picture the dynamics!!!!! Omg! It’s like an elephant and a baby elephant trying to synchronize swim in a sardine can! Not happening!
You ask, I deliver.
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edit : i think this should be in the nasty thread. Feel free to move it
 

LetThemEatCake

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I cannot understand why she freebleeds. Is it because she can't reach down there to change a pad, or pad changing is just too taxing as giving the scary amount of uterine lining/huge clots expelled, she'd be changing pads every hour, minimum? Even so, how is sitting around in soaked leggings any better? She must throw a pair away twice a day looking at that mess.
 

Kikomobi

hymen fan club
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I cannot understand why she freebleeds. Is it because she can't reach down there to change a pad, or pad changing is just too taxing as giving the scary amount of uterine lining/huge clots expelled, she'd be changing pads every hour, minimum? Even so, how is sitting around in soaked leggings any better? She must throw a pair away twice a day looking at that mess.
I think due to her physiology, even the largest pad is not efficient to catch all the routes the cancer juices takes on it's way out.
 

Gorlax

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Not here to speak on the behalf of all lezbeen/bisexual/etc kind, whatever floats your boat and all, but in my expertise scissoring feels like a whole lot of nothing between two fit women. It's literally just a pretty show for "lesbian porn" tailored towards men, I think you'd be hard pressed to find a woman that has ever actually climaxed from it.
Now, imagine you've got some 600 pounds of unbathed blubber between you and your partner. Folds are chaffing, the mattress frame is crying, bloody chunks of taco meat are sopping the sheets, not to mention your gorl can barely stand/lift her arms long enough to take a shower so she's out of breath from the first grind. Even if they tried, I can only see it ending in Amber demanding a pizza break within 10 seconds and heaving Becky off of her with all her mighty whale strength to get to her one true (non-dusty) lover.

Poor Becky Blueballs.
 

Daisy

I have a complicated relationship with Mondays
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So a thought just occurred to me: Assuming the "people shit themselves when they die" deal is scientifically true, can you imagine the pile left behind when Amber croaks? I just did, and if I have to suffer you lovely people are going to suffer with me. I'm picturing something like this:

 
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