OKCupid update? -

[GroundUpSweetheart]

So I was on the CWCk and clicked on the link to his profile to see if it was still up and it doesn't match any versions on the CWCki page. He logged in yesterday and the profile has a photo I hadn't seen before so is this new? Sorry if my newfag is showing.

Screen grab: http://imgur.com/a/sBMPA

EDIT: Fixed the screengrab.

 

[DevilDog]

Holy shit, he does NOT look healthy :? so this is recent then?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

OH SWEET JESUS! THAT NEW PICTURE!!!!!!!!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Wow, is he really even trying anymore? I hope someone tells him to take a shower and get a hair cut. He looks absolutely miserable in this picture.

To the OP: I love your screen name!

 

[Henry Bemis]

-Hey, that big zit he didn't want anybody to look at is gone. But now, he's got a few more.
-On the one hand, new, better-looking shirts. On the other, he jus' don' get that horizontal patterns are not flattering.
-Oh God, that hair.
-Hmm, it isn't home, and it doesn't strike me as a McDonald's.

 

[Marvin]

Ahahaha, amazing. I haven't seen that picture before, no.

Though he took it at least four days ago. And yeah, some of the stuff in that profile is new.

 

[CatParty]

why does he insist on wearing horizontal stripes?

mopey looks = tons of pussy

 

[DrChristianTroy]

What new stuff is in the profile?

 

[Venusaur]

I am an all-around, emotionally mature, good natured, high-functioning autistic, heterosexual tomgirl artist

Heterosexual tomgirl....artist? My first impression reading this was that he was using "artist" in a "drag artist" way. But as I was writing the post I realised he's just using artist in relevance to his drawings. Man, he should really consider restructuring that sentence.

And damn, he's started using the "from the ground up" terminology again. For a moment there I thought he realized how creepy that sounds.

 

[Henry Bemis]

What new stuff is in the profile?

A few bits and pieces:
-Updated to include his "heterosexual tomgirl" shtick
-Updated Sweetheart requirements
-Trying to excuse his paranoia/crippling passivity
-Confirmed that he has an iPhone, and that of the six things he can't live without, it comes in only second to his sweetheart, but ahead of his "genius," good health, his glasses, and food/water.

 

[CatParty]

good to see he's still average sized

 

[Trombonista]

I'm really good at drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time

If he were actually good at any of these things, he'd have found his sweetheart by now.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Okay reading the profile now. Not sure what's new or old but...

1- Why include Sonichu and Rosechu if you're going to say ignore all the results?
2- Still using the "ground up" line. Glad to see some classics never die out.
3- What art projects? I'm assuming this is old stuff left over.
4- Still listing Goosebumps.
5- Good at "heavy lifting". Maybe it's just who I've dated but that's never been an issue when going on a date. Just throwing that out there.

 

[Marvin]

-Updated Sweetheart requirements

"casual sex"

-Confirmed that he has an iPhone, and that of the six things he can't live without, it comes in only second to his sweetheart, but ahead of his "genius," good health, his glasses, and food/water.

That's interesting that he spelled it correctly. He's been consistently misspelling it for years. iPhones and iPod touches will autocorrect that stuff for you, right?

 

[CatParty]

man his hairline is reaching hulk hogan levels

 

[Trombonista]

He keeps saying "MEET ME IN PERSON", but never specifies where. I guess he expects potential sweethearts to message him with a time and place.

 

[cypocraphy]

That'll get the ladies' panties dropping in no time...

 

[The Hunter]

His hair. Good lord, his hair. And those new zits. It's obvious something's going on with his shower. Or maybe he just stopped taking them, who knows?

 

[Bigguy28]

Wow that picture is terrible and I've never looked at his profile before, laughed out loud a few times. It never ceases to amaze me just how deluded he is about himself.

 

[spaps]

Every time someone takes a picture of him, he just keeps looking worse.