So I've been sitting on hundreds of emails by Chris to a certain lady gal pal of his since 2009. Shit didn't get released earlier because I didn't want to compromise anyone, plus I'm really fucking lazy. I'm sifting through them to try and pull the "best" ones. If you can take my word for it, most of Chris' emails are fairly boring and repetitive. This is a time before Chris' victim complex took full blown control and he was capable of having conversations without bitching. Sooooo, without further ado here are a few emails of our favorite autistic from years ago(and if these attachments don't come out right, sorry for being such a scrub).