Know any old weirdos from the 00's or 90's that were ripe to be a CWC-like figure but just never got the exposure? I'm sure a lot of us have run across some bizarre poeple on the net of yesteryear who never seemed to get "discovered" the way CWC and others did. There are plenty of current obscure cows-to-be but I think a lot of gold lies in the past before CWC made everyone aware of massive internet weirdos.
Example:
May I present "Dragon". This guy is a total trip for sure! He never became a lolcow proper and was just featured in a handful of 5 to 10 minute videos filmed by some local skaters in Maryland who happened to know him from around the neighborhood. I know there are more videos of him found previously (singing along to Disturbed songs and being interviewed outside a school?) but they were a bit hard to find again and were less interesting.
These are from 2008. If he'd been discovered properly (and had a propensity for making his own stupid internet content) he'd have been an amazing cow.
The first video: Insane things about sex come out of his mouth...most of which make it obvious that he has virtually no idea what goes on during sex. Also he claims that he drank 5 cases of beer one night.
The Follow up: He tells the crew about his car (an abandoned piece of crap in a parking lot)...and how a tire iron is like a ninja weapon. And how he defied the laws of physics crashing his "car". Also he discusses how many women ride in his car on a regular basis.
Example:
May I present "Dragon". This guy is a total trip for sure! He never became a lolcow proper and was just featured in a handful of 5 to 10 minute videos filmed by some local skaters in Maryland who happened to know him from around the neighborhood. I know there are more videos of him found previously (singing along to Disturbed songs and being interviewed outside a school?) but they were a bit hard to find again and were less interesting.
These are from 2008. If he'd been discovered properly (and had a propensity for making his own stupid internet content) he'd have been an amazing cow.
The first video: Insane things about sex come out of his mouth...most of which make it obvious that he has virtually no idea what goes on during sex. Also he claims that he drank 5 cases of beer one night.
The Follow up: He tells the crew about his car (an abandoned piece of crap in a parking lot)...and how a tire iron is like a ninja weapon. And how he defied the laws of physics crashing his "car". Also he discusses how many women ride in his car on a regular basis.
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