OMG, Shoes! - These shoes rule... These shoes suck...

[Doctor Placebo]

It's supposedly an art piece, showcased in VirtualShoeMuseum.com

Here are some other choice picks from the animal category:
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Some kind of racial joke...?
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These ones were supposedly inspired by an x-ray of an elephant's foot...?
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This one comes with free engrish!
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And from the same designer...
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And he also sculpted....uhhh
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???

These pheasant boots are the only shoes in this category that I actually kind of like
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These shoes range from kind of awesome to kind of horrifying, but the elephant's foot x-ray shoes look like the winner of some kind of world's most uncomfortable shoe competetion.

 

[President Joe Biden]

Pretty crazy when the most reasonable pair of boots has a set of literal bird wings on them.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Pretty crazy when the most reasonable pair of boots has a set of literal bird wings on them.

Speaking of boots, my hippie ass has discovered the brand Old Gringo.
Stupid expensive cowboy boots with embroidery/etc. on them.

I spent an unreasonable amount of money on these. I used to laugh at women who paid this much for shoes that had no specific benefits. Now I have become that woman. My credit cards weep.

 

[President Joe Biden]

Speaking of boots, my hippie ass has discovered the brand Old Gringo.
Stupid expensive cowboy boots with embroidery/etc. on them.

I spent an unreasonable amount of money on these. I used to laugh at women who paid this much for shoes that had no specific benefits. Now I have become that woman. My credit cards weep.

Those are some badass boots. I started to look at the brand "$250 isn't out of line for a handmade boot, I've paid that much for good work boots. Holy fuck $700?!" I'd be worried about ruining them just by walking around. is it possible buy shoe insurance like a cell phone?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Those are some badass boots. I started to look at the brand "$250 isn't out of line for a handmade boot, I've paid that much for good work boots. Holy fuck $700?!" I'd be worried about ruining them just by walking around. is it possible buy shoe insurance like a cell phone?

Part of the reason I don't want pricey heels is that they seem so damageable. Scuffs, scrapes, I trip like a clumsy ass and break the heel, etc. You wouldn't catch me dead in Louboutins. Mr Polexio wanted to buy me some for a long time and i always talked him down from it.

But these boots at least seem sturdy and solid. I don't really do a whole lot that could damage a cowboy boot unless I wear them on the motorcycle and get sloppy. I obviously wouldn't wear them in the rain or mud, I do have good boots that I can be a bit rougher with. So we'll see.

 

[Maskull]

I already have far too many pairs of boots and shoes and I would have to convince myself to justify purchasing another pair. If I did these would be the ones.


They're from Kapital.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Part of the reason I don't want pricey heels is that they seem so damageable. Scuffs, scrapes, I trip like a clumsy ass and break the heel, etc. You wouldn't catch me dead in Louboutins. Mr Polexio wanted to buy me some for a long time and i always talked him down from it.

Lesson learned for me. That beautiful, shiny seductive red on the bottom of those spiky torture devices comes off the first time they touch a sidewalk. Keep them in the bedroom or buy knockoffs. Expensive shoes is something I've completely given up on. The extra 2 or 3 years a name brand gives you in the harsh climate I live in is not worth it.

 

[Owlflaps]

One of my favorite shoes in my early twenties was these shoes, called the Hellraisers.



They just fit my egdy summer goth aesthetic phase and were suede versions were surprisingly comfy. Plus, everyone gave me compliments AND didn't have to look at my fucked up face.

I was low key devastated when they finally wore out on me. I wish I bought 10 pairs of these shoes.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Lesson learned for me. That beautiful, shiny seductive red on the bottom of those spiky torture devices comes off the first time they touch a sidewalk. Keep them in the bedroom or buy knockoffs. Expensive shoes is something I've completely given up on. The extra 2 or 3 years a name brand gives you in the harsh climate I live in is not worth it.

He bought me those tie dye heels I posted way back in the thread and they have designs on the sole, so I went to look for sole protector stickers to preserve the design (joke is on me, I can't walk in them anyway). The stickers were designed for Louboutins, but in the various advice threads I read about preserving sole designs, women were bringing up that the red is apparently supposed to come off in accordance with the original intent of the designer. "A woman should leave a kiss everywhere she steps" or some bullshit like that.

I was like...so you buy a shoe that's worth a little less than my monthly rent, and it's meant to degrade dramatically in one wear?! You can buy touch-up paint and stuff but apparently that's kind of frowned upon since the red could also be used to paint your own "knockoffs".

It's like the ultimate flex shoe for ladies.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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How long until notorious Disney shill Jenny Nicholson owns a pair?

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

Looking for advice: I'd like to buy a pair of creepers and I never owned a pair before. Any advice on what to look for or recommendations?

Edit: I've tried them on in stores before, I adore their clunkiness, so that's not a problem. I'm an americunt who rather not pay international shipping if anyone has any store recommendations, but will do it if the shoe is that good.

 

[Owlflaps]

Looking for advice: I'd like to buy a pair of creepers and I never owned a pair before. Any advice on what to look for or recommendations?

Edit: I've tried them on in stores before, I adore their clunkiness, so that's not a problem. I'm an americunt who rather not pay international shipping if anyone has any store recommendations, but will do it if the shoe is that good.

TUK is my go-to brand. Dollskill has a variety of creepers there that go on sale. Most creepers have a narrow toe, so if your feet are broad like mine, I'd recommend sizing up.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

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I hope Mickey is strong, not every girl is a feather.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

My mom's fiancé has more shoes than two women!

 

[Maskull]

Looking for advice: I'd like to buy a pair of creepers and I never owned a pair before. Any advice on what to look for or recommendations?

Edit: I've tried them on in stores before, I adore their clunkiness, so that's not a problem. I'm an americunt who rather not pay international shipping if anyone has any store recommendations, but will do it if the shoe is that good.

Don't listen to any of these ignorant broads. If you're going to buy a good shoe invest money into them. George Cox invented the brothel creeper. https://www.georgecox.co.uk/women

 

[Owlflaps]

Don't listen to any of these ignorant broads. If you're going to buy a good shoe invest money into them. George Cox invented the brothel creeper. https://www.georgecox.co.uk/women

Excuse you, I may be ignorant, but I'm still a classy broad.

They specified that they would rather not pay international shipping fees. The creepers I've owned from TUK are in admirable condition despite me wearing it to hell and back. But I didn't know George Cox was the original creator of the creeper. My American ass should take a look.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

Don't listen to any of these ignorant broads. If you're going to buy a good shoe invest money into them. George Cox invented the brothel creeper. https://www.georgecox.co.uk/women

Mama mia, thats good but out of my price range ($318 + shipping!! something to save up for another day). Thank you though, I do appreciate it

@Owlflaps thank you too classy broad

 

[Maskull]

These just dropped today. KFC x Crocs. The charm is scented so your feet can smell like chicken. They're asking two hundred dollars for them.

 

[The Real SVP]

The charm is scented so your feet can smell like chicken.

[Insert joke about negros and foot fetish.]