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Maybe he sees and idol in Cena after watching The Marine but there's no way he became a fan of Cena from wrestling.
Now I'm wondering how much of Jace's obsession with the armed forces (especially the Marines) comes from that movie.
We don't know of any relative of his in the armed services, so we're left to believe that his obsession probably began with some pop culture portrayal of the Marines. I'm thinking that movie was the starting point for a lot of obsessions for Jace. He can barely mention the Marines without mentioning Cena. I think The Marine might be Jace's Sonic the Hedgehog.
 

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We don't know of any relative of his in the armed services.
In the Complete Story of Parkourdude91 he talked about how he has an uncle who used to be in the Marines. Jace was visiting him in the hospital and he asked him if he had what it takes to be a Marine(the uncle said "yes" according to Parkourdude91).
 

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For real, though, why haven't they started a backyard wrestling federation?

They have a place for it, they all love wrestling, and it would be a great way to settle disputes between Deagle Nation and the White Justice Army.
Like what WWWWolf said it's majorly Jace being afraid of getting hurt and that grappling another dude will make him gay.

I said it in one of my earlier posts but for all the kids that pull jumps off trampolines through tables, wrestling is just like any other major sport in which injuries come with the job except with wrestling you're trying to get yourself hurt in the safest way possible. Bottom line, you get into the business, you're going to be pretty fucked up by the time you're 40.

It could be Jace is actually afraid of getting hurt, or possibly he knows deep down it's fake and won't engage in fake fighting, which is ironic. But as also pointed out, Jace knows absolutely nothing technical about the sport so whatever "fight" they put out will be badly paced, full of no sells, and whatever moves they do attempt will not be done correctly.
 

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If Jace could learn to take a bump and keep to a rough schedule, I think he'd make a great heel manager. Fact Zone is basically a scripted promo followed by audience interaction. He'd get great heat working his existing "guy who thinks he's a wonded ex-Marine" gimmick, letting impressionable young wrestlers fight on his behalf and getting mad at the crowd for not respecting his non-existent service record.
 

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If Jace could learn to take a bump and keep to a rough schedule, I think he'd make a great heel manager. Fact Zone is basically a scripted promo followed by audience interaction. He'd get great heat working his existing "guy who thinks he's a wonded ex-Marine" gimmick, letting impressionable young wrestlers fight on his behalf and getting mad at the crowd for not respecting his non-existent service record.
This sounds like a grade A heel gimmick only issue is Jace would be his own mark. I guess if we keep telling him it's real and all the fans are planted smarks to bring him down, it could be very, very interesting to see.
 

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This is probably Jace's mind when it comes to wrestling.
 

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Am I getting it mixed up with something or has Jace mentioned that WWE crowd flag stuff before?
 

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If Jace could learn to take a bump and keep to a rough schedule, I think he'd make a great heel manager. Fact Zone is basically a scripted promo followed by audience interaction. He'd get great heat working his existing "guy who thinks he's a wonded ex-Marine" gimmick, letting impressionable young wrestlers fight on his behalf and getting mad at the crowd for not respecting his non-existent service record.
Does this mean we'd be retards who are yelling "WRESTLIN IS REAL!!!", while everyone else laughs at us?
 

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Does this mean we'd be retards who are yelling "WRESTLIN IS REAL!!!", while everyone else laughs at us?

I think that it's more that the people who say Jace and company are faking the whole thing as some longform prank are like the people who claim the Montreal Screwjob was a work put together by Vince, Bret and Shawn to create the Mr. McMahon character, put the belt on Shawn and make Bret Hart a shitload of money.
 

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In his most recent stream, he's looking at "Islamic" flags during a match and mentions that he sees "3:16" which is a "bible verse" but apparently doesn't realize it's a Stone Cold Steve Austin reference

 
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