On Our Lack of Funding and the War aginst Samuel Collingwood Smith. -

xXRonPaul_42020Xx

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Dark times have befallen our dear farms. A-Logging and Autism run rampant. (((Samuel))) "pedo-snuff makes me umphff" Smith has enlisted the so called "president" himself to cut our funding. Null has had to embezzle funds from his meth operation just to make ends meet. And what are you doing about it? Not a damn thing.

There is an evil spirit on this church brothers and sisters, a spirit of spiritual laziness. I see a lot of "bumper sticker gamergaters" a lot of "social media gators" a lot of porcelain faced stepford wives playing at GG like its some kind of social club. Like this is some kind of motherfucking game. Like Donald Trump is just a god damn internet meme. Like KIWIFAR DOT GOD DAMN MS IS JUST FACEBOOK FOR NUTCASES. I see fear in this church, fear of the law, fear of persecution, fear of the Grave. Fear of poverty, fear of FREEDOM. Brothers, let me tell you about fear:

The MAN tried to shut me down. The United States Government just plain dont like me. Im sure youve heard the talking heads, saying Im a traitor, screaming for my head. That punk ass motherfucker Barrack Hussein O'Kenya has the gall to call me a "terrorist". Whenever I make a post, or pop an addy, I know it could be my last. Any second now a new world order sniper could take me out. A psionic commando could make my heart explode from a hundred miles away. Every time I piss Drones are circling overhead waiting for the greenlight to take me out.

My freedoms. My constitutional RIGHT to lay down the motherfucking truth has been spit on by lawyers, judges and politicians. Yet here I am. They piss on me, they call me a false prophet, they assault me, they try to NAIL ME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING CROSS, and here I am. And let me tell YOU, Mr.O'nobirthcertificate, if you want to silence me, bully me, intimidate ME, I CANT STOP YOU. But god fucking dammit if you wont have to tear this keyboard from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.
AND HERE I MOTHERFUCKING AM GOD DAMMIT. Standing right here today as living, breathing, oozing proof that the American Dream is STILL ALIVE AND KICKING. That you dont need looks, you dont need brains, you dont need talent of any kind to make it. THIS IS AMERICA. All you need is an 8 inch dick and the BALLS to swing it around. The government doesnt tell me what to do, I tell them what to do. This is the promised land and it was put on this earth for one reason. To take a huge radioactive shit on the rest of mankind. We are gods chosen people and we follow his one commandment:

FUCK.

YOU.

GOT.

MINE.

We follow God, and I AM GOD. I ejaculate space onto the supple round ass cheeks of time. I lactate ICBMS. Cut open my nipples and watch scoprions fly out. My spirit form is a dragon. Mankind is doomed, cue fart joke. Eat shit like a screaming tumor on infinite fractal space. I sexually identify as the president of the united states.

This is the most advanced civilization on earth, and it all exists to give oyu what you want. You want a new car. Boom. New car. You want love, you want death, you want a whopper for 99 cents, you want nukes, you want instant rice, you excrete and sweat and squirm. You finger the moon until she squirts the tides. You suckle at greasy fat tits of wall street. You. You. YOU. Mr. O'notthepresident.

You can send as many drones as you want. You can invoke the dark spirit of Karl Marx to curse my life. You can skin me alive and throw me to the sharks. You can dip me in tar and roll me in hissing cockroaches. You can HAARP Satanic Energies into my brainpan all fucking day. Ill be spitting that white hot fury the entire time. And Ill keep beaming that awesome truth. And Im gonna keep blazing the finest herb. And Im gonna carry that weight. And Im gonna keep fuckin that chicken. Because at the end of the day, there is only one President of the US of A and Obingo is not his name-o.

Now buy those fucking T-Shirts.
 

The Lawgiver

We all know what happens to alien spies.
kiwifarms.net
Too late I got my scope on you man.
Yeah sure I'm probably gonna buy the shit if I got the cash. Not gonna let you know, not gonna let you live to know. Sorry just business. godz dont bleed ya kno what i meen nothin personell kidddo thahhh.


GG
oh and by the way,
the Gamer Gates are gonna open again soon and our forces are gonna triple K?
Shits fukin like the stargates or some shit but with MLG poro gamer bros
so yeah were pretty much set to stop sam smitty and his shitty bitty presididdy
good luck dudebros we gonna need that shit ya feel me tahahahahah.


S e m p e r F i d e l i s
God fuckin sped.
 

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