on the subject of wasps and why i wouldnt fuck them -

[Deadwaste]

bees are necessary because they make honey and pollinate flowers and shit. wasps are literally satan and destroy everything they touch, and are not necessary for our survival because, if they were large enough, they could become the dominant apex predators of earth, and that musn't happen. therefore, we cannot fuck wasps, but we can fuck bees. why you ask? because it is hip to fuck bees.

 

[AnOminous]

Japanese giant hornets are Satan incarnate.

And that's awesome. So long as they stay in Japan.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Wasps dont even make sweet sweet honey

Fuck em

 

[Tootsie Bear]

There's a video clip from the Smithsonian YouTube channel about two rival Japanese giant hornets colonies going at it. Complete with powerful mandibles severing heads!

 

[Deadwaste]

i once saw a yellow jacket on my window. it flew away only a couple seconds later after i had noticed. i think it's plotting to kill me as i havent seen one since then. im scared.

 

[Pretzel Time]

i once saw a yellow jacket on my window. it flew away only a couple seconds later after i had noticed. i think it's plotting to kill me as i havent seen one since then. im scared.

I once legitimately googled "can bees smell fear" so I'm right there with you, stay strong soldier.

 

[ICametoLurk]

This is why I live where there is Winter

That being said, I unfortunately have these in my area still. These motherfuckers kill wasps for fun.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

This is why I live where there is Winter

That being said, I unfortunately have these in my area still. These motherfuckers kill wasps for fun.

Japanese giant hornets are Satan incarnate.

And that's awesome. So long as they stay in Japan.

There's a video clip from the Smithsonian YouTube channel about two rival Japanese giant hornets colonies going at it. Complete with powerful mandibles severing heads!

I have one solution to this wasp problem:

 

[m0rnutz]

Isn't there a species in Sweden that is blue and stings like a motherfucker

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Wasps are fucking terrible, they try and sting you for no reason, at least hornets only attack when provoked.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

We should kill them all and liberate the honeybees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YfvBnTe16o

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Blue mud daubers are pretty great. They don't sting and their favorite food is black widows.

 

[Deadwaste]

Blue mud daubers are pretty great. They don't sting and their favorite food is black widows.

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idc if it can fucking dab i wouldnt want that thing near me at all

 

[oldTireWater]

Tarantula hawks are pretty cool. Supposedly their sting is terrible, but they're very docile. I've got a Jujube tree that they love, and I get swarms of them around my house in the spring.

 

[Deadwaste]

Tarantula hawks are pretty cool. Supposedly their sting is terrible, but they're very docile. I've got a Jujube tree that they love, and I get swarms of them around my house in the spring.

im so sorry that you cant go outside

 

[Y2K Baby]

i once saw a yellow jacket on my window. it flew away only a couple seconds later after i had noticed. i think it's plotting to kill me as i havent seen one since then. im scared.

Make love to it and it might go away.

 

[Coldgrip]

Wasps and hornets are nature's bullies, they are good people.

Japanese giant hornets are Satan incarnate.

And that's awesome. So long as they stay in Japan.

If they ever make it to the U.S. (which some reports are claiming they have) we just have to import some Japanese honey buzzards.

 

[Cake Farts]

This is why I live where there is Winter

That being said, I unfortunately have these in my area still. These motherfuckers kill wasps for fun.

The fuck kind of satan incarnate is that top one and where do they live?

 

[oldTireWater]

Tarantula hawk. And they live where tarantulas (and other large spiders live)...the desert.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

I've been stung three times in the past week and a half by wasps...while I was trying to goddamn sleep. Once on the left forearm, once on the right hip, once on the left side of my left middle finger when I felt something crawling on me and tried to crush the fucker. And before anyone asks, these were three separate wasps.
...I'm never sleeping naked again.