One Honest Awnser - Ask the Ahnest Pig

[Heckler1]

I have a hypothetical for all you dang dirty detracturz.
Lets say that for whatever reason you have an opportunity to ask Phil a question, and for whatever reason he is forced to answer you honestly and truthfully, without being evasive or being toxic. Note: all awnsers are done on a live-stream in front of other peepul.

What would you ask him? Bonus points if you go into detail on what his answer would be.

I would ask him whether he really liked playing games for a living or not, at which point I believe he would literally cry about how much he hates everything now.

[Mod Edit: 2019-10-23, @rizlajizzla created a thread entitled "Phil's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries". Rizlajizzla was closely thinking in parallel with @Heckler1 enough with its creation that I thought it could be simply merged here. The "Greatest Mysteries" OP and the following posts from that thread can be found here on the second page - @Haunter ]

 

[gaarashatan]

do you think youre an asshole or do you believe youre gods gift to this earth

 

[actually]

What is your actual financial situation with full details on both income and all debts currently outstanding and any that were paid off within the last, say, 5 years?

I'm not going to "talk" like Phil, but it would be an income of >$100k and a list of credit cards, personal loans, and miscellaneous "normal" shit like the mortgages and car payment.

 

[Draza]

Where's Kat?

 

[King Buzzo]

Do you think streaming is going to sustain you for a long enough time or no?

 

[((CH3)2Hg)]

What are your honest feelings about John Rambo and Howard and how you handled your relationship with them both professionally and personally? Additionally, describe fully what the nature of your relationship with Kat is and what your relationship with Leanna was, and if you still have any attachment towards her.

I imagine he'd be pretty broken up about John, but possibly not Howard. They are the only real friends he's ever had in his entire adult life and from what they described he seems to have a great deal of conflicting emotions about their relationship even years after the fact. I believe he still has feelings for Leanna, though if she did cheat on him as he's implied they're likely just bitterness and anger motivated by her betrayal and his sadness at the loss of her. I honestly have no idea what he'd say about Kat. A placeholder maybe?

 

[Wing Zero]

What is your long-term plan for life, or do you actually think you're gonna be able to keep begging for money on Twitch for decades to come?

 

[Kosher Dill]

What is your long-term plan for life, or do you actually think you're gonna be able to keep begging for money on Twitch for decades to come?

DSP Tries it: Private Q&A Insulting ReviewTechUSA, admitting he's a beggar.

This video was sent to me anonymously. Looks to be around from August 2017. Phil bashes ReviewtechUSA at length showing absolutely 0 self awareness, talks ab...

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[La Luz Extinguido]

"hey bro, what time is it?"

 

[KingjadVCMP]

"Why have you constantly gone back on what you said you'd never do, only just to end up doing it - from using a capture device, to streaming on twitch, to editing videos (term used loosely), shit talking other streamers (you regularly break this habit), shilling t-shirts - are you unaware of your own hypocrisy or is it just a defensive front so you never appear wrong to others?"

 

[Raven'sChild]

When and why did Panda leave? While you claim it was due to the 'tractors', she never seemed bothered by them, actively engaged them in your and her own stream chats and went so far as to go don her 'Fake Engagement Ring' and waggle her finger with it on behind you during the party game stream folks brought up her Tweet about it that you were completely unaware of. I have to say your reaction to this revelation seemed 100% natural unlike all the other reactions when a lack of knowledge feigned. There have been several stories and timelines, so I would like to know the truth.

D$P: She left in a huff because of those filthy...eeergh Darn shock collar! She left in a huff after waking up to find out I had told the world about her anxiety attack....aaaaah! Okay, okay she was already leaving after then tension in the house after my attempt to finally make her an upstanding woman who was no longer living with me ins Sin Gaaaah! I gave her the ring we * Nnnnngh!* She had bought several years ago with my credit card. It was $200! Don't think I'd notice that! I DID! $200 dollars of MY money! I told her that would be her engagement ring since it was already bought...and she said she couldn't get a refund....something about it being fitted to fit her finger or something. We made plans to get engaged then * Aaarrrrgh!* We were planning a trip to Disney World anyway once my fans coughed up enough dough for it * Meeergh!* Darn this shock collar! Okay, okay after the viewers gave enough after I said I was sick next December. Don't want to go when it's hot! How was I to know she'd go all mental and her co-workers would call Meee! Reeee! They could have just given her a pill and left her in the car park. It's covered! Heck! Don't they have break rooms at places where she worked!?! They could have drugged her up and one of those people she brought over that one time could have driven my BMer home after they got off work....and her so she cook me dinner! She managed to make a meal after being woken up on cold medicine. She'd be able to cook drugged up on anti-anxiety meds. Never stopped her before. She takes those all the time. She's mentally * Grrrrrr!* Whatever. Yeah! I cheated on her! There! I'm a great big MULE! Wait, a Mule is what? That can't be right. Whatever... I saw the end coming* Huuuuugh!* Okay, okay she told me she was leaving me, but was going to stay here until she found a place .... * guuuuh!* and made me pay continue to pay her phone bill and let her use my BMer so she wouldn't talk to any of the 'tracters'. That's why I CAN't show any vids with her in them or talk about her, OKAY!?!

 

[Prince Lotor]

The most important question of course: In the fleeting moments it's possible what is your erect penis's length, circumference, circumcision status, and where the fuck did your balls go?

Answer: Well, sadly, I was born with Partial Androgen Insensitivity Grade 2 which resulted in the undermasculinization of my genitals during development causing me to have a micropenis, my testicles were also removed as a result of this condition due to cryptorchidism and a risk of germ cell malignancy tumors. I was never circumcised because when the doctor's asked my mom she said, 'If you can find it I don't give a fuck what you do with him, can I go smoke now?'

 

[A Witty Name]

What is your medical history with full details on stuff like your back, your foot, your mental health, anything you haven't revealed, etc.?

I mainly want status updates on his back, his gout, his depression that he's using as an excuse, and whether or not the depression is the medical issue "trump card" he was holding close to his chest all this time or not. He claims it isn't but I think it is.

 

[Shambler]

which statements have you made that were lies but played off as the truth

 

[Pargon]

Why do you treat your audience with such obvious contempt?

 

[Heckler1]

Why do you treat your audience with such obvious contempt?

Because they potentially have lives and friends, and he exists by latching on and leeching from them. He hates them because he hates himself.

 

[DoubleBored]

Simple...

"Do you miss panda lee?"

 

[Leon Breitling]

Simple...

"Do you miss panda lee?"

Only insofar as she did shit for him.

 

[Slander Man]

Where did the cum go?

 

[Murmur]

What video were you watching during "the incident"?