One of my neighbors is fucking my sheep. -

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Normally, it’d be a simple process of elimination but one of my neighbors is Welsh, the other is Paki, and the rest are a bunch of Troons (so probably Furries) raising alpacas. Which neighbors are to blame? What can I do about it?

 

[round robin]

Maybe if the sheep wasn't such a whore you wouldn't be having this issue.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

This is an awkward way to find out someone you know browses the farms.

Hey neighbour, you missed a package last week but I forgot about it until now.

 

[break these cuffs]

Put up a self-serve pay box like a roadside farm stand and trust they'll be honest.

 

[Bad Gateway]

That's hot.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Simple, go out in a blaze of glory, the whole of kiwi farms will thank you for your service

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Get one of these: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anti-r...ter-world-cup-sex-assaults-rape-axe-hopes-so/ / archive
and wait for either or both of them to be carried away by paramedics.

Hope I helped.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Put one of those video doorbells with a microphone on your sheep.

 

[Florence]

@Spl00gies, stop that!

 

[Pukebucket]

Normally, it’d be a simple process of elimination but one of my neighbors is Welsh, the other is Paki, and the rest are a bunch of Troons (so probably Furries) raising alpacas. Which neighbors are to blame? What can I do about it?

Not sure about the legality of trail cams where you live but look into them. If they enjoyed it they'll be back.

I'd recommend getting a sheepdog if you have a proper flock but they might try to fuck that too.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Sorry you live next to a Welshman. They’re called sheep shaggers for a reason

 

[Solid Snek]

Do what the Feds and Chris Hansen do. Call up your neighbours, invite them all over to fuck your sheep, and the ones who show, clobber 'em.

 

[Idiotron]

Set up a camcorder and find out.
Then go to the neighbor and show him the video, tell him to give you 50% of everything he earns or he will go viral.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

That’s hot, that’s a hot way to live.

 

[Clarence]

How..how do you know its been fucked?

 

[Kevin Spencer]

Fuck both of their wives with vengeance, just to be safe.

 

[soy_king]

Maybe if the sheep wasn't such a whore you wouldn't be having this issue.

The indecency of the sheep lies in the shearer, not the sheep. Thus sayeth the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.

 

[TroonsDid911]

I don't know about the welshman but for the paki and the troon you could always convince your local government to build a school or daycare nearby. They will be too busy trying to fuck or traffic the kids they should leave your sheep alone.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don't know about the welshman but for the paki and the troon you could always convince your local government to build a school or daycare nearby. They will be too busy trying to fuck or traffic the kids they should leave your sheep alone.

If you want to deal with the Welshman too, build that school underneath a colliery spoil tip.

 

[Piss!]

Normally, it’d be a simple process of elimination but one of my neighbors is Welsh, the other is Paki, and the rest are a bunch of Troons (so probably Furries) raising alpacas. Which neighbors are to blame? What can I do about it?

How can you tell your sheep's getting fucked, OP?