One or the other - Important questions about the afterlife.

[A Welsh Cake]

Would you rather kiss Sadako from the Ring or Kayako from the Grudge?

Personally, while Kayako is more my type she’s also a single mother which is a big turn off so I think I’d go with Sadako.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I have a classic. You're trapped between Barb and Chris, the only way is forwards and backwards.

If you go backwards Chris fucks you, if you go forwards, you fuck Barb.

What direction do you take?

 

[Desire Lines]

I have a classic. You're trapped between Barb and Chris, the only way is forwards and backwards.

If you go backwards Chris fucks you, if you go forwards, you fuck Barb.

What direction do you take?

turn 180 degrees and frot with chris, duh

 

[Flustercuck]

I'd kiss Sadako and Kayako and then have a fivesome with them

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Sadako.
Then again, I read one of the manga volumes about Sadako, so I may be biased.

 

[Positron]

Sadako is a trap.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Why not both?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In this scenario, are either of them willing to take it any further?

 

[Bassomatic]

I have a classic. You're trapped between Barb and Chris, the only way is forwards and backwards.

If you go backwards Chris fucks you, if you go forwards, you fuck Barb.

What direction do you take?

Backwards, easy.

Chris has a bent duck it won't go in my booty hole.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

In this scenario, are either of them willing to take it any further?

After a comfortable relationship where you two get to know each other.