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Syaoran Li

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There's a bunch of minor lolcows who eventually got the message, so they finally cut the shit and moved on with their lives.

I'd say SammyClassicSonicFan is probably the most prolific example of a redeemed lolcow. If anything, he went on and became a bit of an IRL Chad. It helps that he was literally just a kid when he had his big lolcow meltdowns.
 

NynchLiggers

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There's a bunch of minor lolcows who eventually got the message, so they finally cut the shit and moved on with their lives.

I'd say SammyClassicSonicFan is probably the most prolific example of a redeemed lolcow. If anything, he went on and became a bit of an IRL Chad. It helps that he was literally just a kid when he had his big lolcow meltdowns.
I heard of a minor cow in another forum about lolcows, a guy on the Silent Hill wiki that edited lots of shit saying that everything on the series was a metaphor for circumcision and how it was damaging.
 

Syaoran Li

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I heard of a minor cow in another forum about lolcows, a guy on the Silent Hill wiki that edited lots of shit saying that everything on the series was a metaphor for circumcision and how it was damaging.

Didn't Justin Whang do an entire video on that?
 

Bec

Good dog best friend
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There's a bunch of minor lolcows who eventually got the message, so they finally cut the shit and moved on with their lives.

I'd say SammyClassicSonicFan is probably the most prolific example of a redeemed lolcow. If anything, he went on and became a bit of an IRL Chad. It helps that he was literally just a kid when he had his big lolcow meltdowns.
No, Sammy classic sonic fan was always satirical and a parody, people still dont seem to get that.
 

Syaoran Li

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No, Sammy classic sonic fan was always satirical and a parody, people still dont seem to get that.

I don't know how much of that is true. Sammy claimed he was being satirical but that might just be a cope since he'd naturally be kind of embarrassed at dumb shit he did when he was just a kid.

Truth is, we'll never truly know.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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I heard of a minor cow in another forum about lolcows, a guy on the Silent Hill wiki that edited lots of shit saying that everything on the series was a metaphor for circumcision and how it was damaging.
He is one time cow only because no one is willing to follow him. Aside of his circumcision meltdown he had plenty of rants about Santa being Satan, jews controlling the world and so on. Here is his thread, by the way.
 

OfficerBagget

Supreme Jerkop
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Theres this Channel called The Food Reviewer.

It was a fat kid reviewing fast food like any other death fat. His fans and comments spiraled into this joke where everyone talks about fucking his moist asshole. And once he caught on to the joke it never bothered him and he actually got a kick out of it and played along.


Even though hes still a fat slob theres something Chad about him.
 

SugarSnot

You will not want it after reading the tags.
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No, Sammy classic sonic fan was always satirical and a parody, people still dont seem to get that.
It really struck me more as him playing himself, but dialing it up to eleven for the camera. It was less satire and more exaggeration of what he was already like.
 

Alrakkan

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I don't know how much of that is true. Sammy claimed he was being satirical but that might just be a cope since he'd naturally be kind of embarrassed at dumb shit he did when he was just a kid.

Truth is, we'll never truly know.
I never get that. It's just another 'I was only pretending to be retarded' situation, why would someone say that? 'Guys we all find this thing annoying and have no fond experiences of it or irony-culturing connections with it such that they don't make the person doing the thing look bad so I'm gonna do this thing and if you say I look bad then satire, checkmate atheists.'

I think he was just a special kid who was acting special on the Internet, as all special kids of his time have done especially due to broad-scale poor parental-level understanding of the Internet. He shouldn't get laid into for it or lose out on future job opportunities for it but he's being dishonest if he's saying that he thought when he was a tiny very immature child about the complex and very useless state of the Golden Age Internet and thought that attracting its attention was a good idea. I wish the very best for him and I hope he gets a very high grade in a well-regarded STEM degree.
 
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