• "They throw the word tranny around like no tomorrow, yikes."

Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/AvaroeEdgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

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  2. Oh but i'm sure we can find volunteers to cut off his cock?
     
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  3. Sadly I think he will never run out of young women with unaddressed issues to exploit. He may not have as many to choose from. They may not be as pretty as his most recent crop of devotees. But if Charles Manson could tempt lost girls into the California desert before there was Internet to spread his word among the broken, Greg, no matter how awful he looks or how comical his attempts to keep from aging make him appear, will always find a few young girls who will want him to be their daddy.

    It's terribly sad and it's heart breaking to consider but exploitable, unhappy girls who can't tell a psychopath from a savior will always be thick on the ground.
     
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    Onision suicide when?
     
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  5. Hopefully soon
     
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  6. Although she looks young, Christina is probably too old for Onionboy.
    Ratking thread when?
     
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    #2867 TheMightyMonarch, Feb 14, 2017
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  7. Your right onion and you people show know about the twelve year old you solicited pictures from.
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    Oh so your saying your straight, could have fooled me. :P
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  8. Trying to leech off of others success still Onion?

    The woman SAARA he tweeted is actually pretty successful and a Youtuber. She helped write an alien language for Star Wars and Star Trek and has written a song for a K-Pop band called "Girls Generation".
     
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  9. Ok onision, today seems to be promoting eating disorders, and being an overall creepy asshole.

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    Edit: Onion just posted his forum addy. Forewarning though do go there if you don't want to rage all day. My first experience with this place stuck with me for days.

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    #2870 unclestryker, Feb 16, 2017
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    Grug: "If illegal drugs are a big part of your life, you can't be a big part of mine"

    Excuse me while I go score an 8-ball of cocaine.
     
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  11. Excuse me while I mainline some H. :philthy:
     
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  12. Today onion was refrencing something about shaycarl. (no clue who that is)


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    Also it seems he deleted this tweet as well. Hmm Greg you got something to hide? :tomgirl:

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  13. Doesnt matter what he wears he's a pedofile in every outfit.
     
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  14. If i recall correctly a bunch of DMs were released showing Shaycarl slept with some bunny boiler while married and something about him calling her 'disgusting' and a 'whore' or some shite. All I know is Onion commenting on it is hilarious, he's hardly a paragon of respectful monogamy.
     
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  15. Onion's face is more unsettling than Michael Jackson's was. He's Peter Panning so hard.

    That "who am I dressed up as" picture is just so creepy. That's the face that will beat the shit out of a woman and grin the whole time.
     
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  16. Weed isn't illegal in your state you dense motherfucker. Pretty sure trying to chain a minor to a radiator in your basement is though, or at least I certainly hope it is.
     
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  17. Da fuck's a "bunny boiler"?
     
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    A latent homosexual?
     
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  19. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bunny Boiler

    She fits the term because apparently after he broke off the little side relationship she went on to release all their private messages to get the guy in deep shit. Funny actually, Gurg himself could definitely be considered a bunny boiler too considering every time someone leaves him he goes on a massive smear campaign against them.
     
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