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Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / AvaroeEdgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

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  1. Been reading up I all of this, and I don't have much more to add, but I just have to say: wow. How do you fuck up this much and not act at least a little humble?
     
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  2. If he were capable of humility, he wouldn't even be in this situation.
     
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  3. Should be pointed out that the only state agent that has been near his property has been the Washington Wildlife and Fish guy who's a neighbour. Other neighbours may have been on/near his property to see and report the damage and those are the ones who's he's raging at.

    Of course, if they wandered about on state land that Onionson doesn't seem to realise he doesn't own (what with fucking with it and dumping shit in the lake) then he's probably going to get some other charges thrown in.
     
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  4. Inb4 he makes another post to /r/legaladvice moaning about how it's not his fault because his chainsaw didn't warn him not to commit ecological crimes on federal land via pop-up dialogue.
     
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  5. I still can't get over this dumb motherfucker using an electric chainsaw (a piddly looking one at that) to cut that brush. Also he'd probably accuse the chainsaw of not having the FAX straight if it did that.
     
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  6. @Keystone didn't he say he used it because regular chainsaws have chains that come off, or something stupid like that? I'm not to knowledgeable about chainsaws TBH, what are the pros/cons of regular ones vs electric?

    That pic of him bending over to chainsaw the ground is so fucking hilarious. It's his entire personality captured in a single photo.
     
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  7. You remember in the movie Avatar, there's the sleazy corporation boss played by Giovanni Ribisi, and he's a total dick who doesn't care about massively levelling vast swathes of natural habitat as long as he gets his way? And people slated that character for being a stereotypical greedy cartoon character who would never exist in real life? If only Onision would have been around then to prove them all wrong.
     
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  8. I haven't followed Onion boy's saga in a while so I dunno if he said that -- does sound like something he'd say though. Of course if he did say that then it's even funnier since the chain fucked up on his electric chainsaw regardless. I mean, the chain on any saw will get fucked if you use it wrong like he did. Electric saws are okay for small trimming work but they're not what you'd spring for if you're cutting down hefty trees (and chainsaws in general are not what you'd use to cut thick brush). Gas saws are loud as a motherfucker and have the cutting power to match -- electric saws are quieter but they lack that "oompf" you'd get from gas. This means that gas saws have "kick" while using them which means they can be more dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Electric saws operate smoother, making them safer.

    Also like all things electric, less power equals less efficiency -- you'll notice in that video he's got a power line going to his saw. Disconnect that and it stops working unless it has an internal battery, but even then that battery will only last an hour or so while being used. Gas saws obviously just need gas, no powercord needed.
     
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  9. Im also thrilled he bought a house that had been “flipped.” 99% flippers just redo properties as cheaply and poorly as possible. It’s all about cosmetics and making it look good for the sale and then shit starts falling apart after the first year.

    I looked at few flipped homes years ago when buying my first home and the home inspectors called them pigs with lipstick.

    The photos of Gurgs home after the flip show all the hallmarks of a cheap ass flip - China’s cheapest ass flooring, plastic tiles, cheap bright track lighting, gleaming white paint, etc.. the sad part is flippers will just tear out a lot of top quality stuff from old homes because it’s easier and cheaper to replace it with cheap Chinese garbage.

    The only nice thing about the home he bought was the wetland habitat in the back and he destroyed it.
     
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    #6229 MirnaMinkoff, Sep 14, 2018 at 8:10 AM
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  10. So he's been cutting down trees with what is essentially an electric turkey-carving knife. Amazing. :story:
     
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  11. This is random, but dear 'ol Onion is now getting similar views to the other "most hated YTer" (which has to be the most narcy self-aggrandisement ever) Our Lady of the Lard, Amberlynn Reid.

    Amongst all the shit he's done, the little grey-suited jobsworth from the IRS now housed permanently up his arse and now bringing every environmental agency in the US down on his spectacularly thick head, the ultimate karmic fuck you is him ending up on the same level as ALR, someone he would utterly despise and consider himself leagues above on every metric. Oh deary deary me.

    And at least her channel is growing, albeit it not as fast as her arse. There ya go Grug, channel salvation. Start eating....
     
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  12. Pretty much. If he's been using that electric saw for all the cutting then it's no surprise his little DIY landscaping took so long. You can again observe this in the court evidence patreon video with how things are sped up when he cuts the wood. I'm not a lumberjack but I guarantee he'd have gotten through those thick logs (and that stump) faster with a gas saw. That last sped up part with the tree is funny for this same reason since it's like watching someone cut a big fat Thanksgiving turkey with a slightly sharpened bread cutting knife; oh sure it's possible, you can do it, but it's silly and pointless when better knives exist.

    It's also possible for the big cut down tree trunks to snap in on themselves if you don't use wedges, something I sincerely wish happened to his saw while he was recording. That can outright break a chainsaw -- and worse. Ever wonder why there are loggers with missing fingers? Yeah, that's how. If your hands or fingers are in the wrong place at the wrong time when cutting thick wood (:tomgirl:) then it doesn't take a running saw to lose em'.
     
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    #6232 Keystone, Sep 14, 2018 at 8:43 AM
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  13. The real reason he used it is because those Chinese electric chainsaws are cheap as fuck.
     
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  14. Could you imagine if he was using a gas saw that kicked back on him? This conversation could all be about how Gurg accidentally killed himself while trying to destroy protected wetlands
     
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  15. If you kill yourself committing a felony, is it murder?
     
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  16. Onion and Hamber collab when?
     
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  17. It's called stupidity
     
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  18. Anyone else think that he is going to restart his cult in an attempt to get more money ?
     
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  19. Electric chainsaws don't make as much noise. Better for not alerting the neighbors to his activities.
     
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  20. I don't think that factored in the decision.

    You know what else would avoid alerting outsiders? Not putting video on the Internet.
     
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