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Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/AvaroeEdgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

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  1. I haven't followed Onion boy's saga in a while so I dunno if he said that -- does sound like something he'd say though. Of course if he did say that then it's even funnier since the chain fucked up on his electric chainsaw regardless. I mean, the chain on any saw will get fucked if you use it wrong like he did. Electric saws are okay for small trimming work but they're not what you'd spring for if you're cutting down hefty trees (and chainsaws in general are not what you'd use to cut thick brush). Gas saws are loud as a motherfucker and have the cutting power to match -- electric saws are quieter but they lack that "oompf" you'd get from gas. This means that gas saws have "kick" while using them which means they can be more dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Electric saws operate smoother, making them safer.

    Also like all things electric, less power equals less efficiency -- you'll notice in that video he's got a power line going to his saw. Disconnect that and it stops working unless it has an internal battery, but even then that battery will only last an hour or so while being used. Gas saws obviously just need gas, no powercord needed.
     
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  2. Im also thrilled he bought a house that had been “flipped.” 99% flippers just redo properties as cheaply and poorly as possible. It’s all about cosmetics and making it look good for the sale and then shit starts falling apart after the first year.

    I looked at few flipped homes years ago when buying my first home and the home inspectors called them pigs with lipstick.

    The photos of Gurgs home after the flip show all the hallmarks of a cheap ass flip - China’s cheapest ass flooring, plastic tiles, cheap bright track lighting, gleaming white paint, etc.. the sad part is flippers will just tear out a lot of top quality stuff from old homes because it’s easier and cheaper to replace it with cheap Chinese garbage.

    The only nice thing about the home he bought was the wetland habitat in the back and he destroyed it.
     
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    #6222 MirnaMinkoff, Sep 14, 2018
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  3. So he's been cutting down trees with what is essentially an electric turkey-carving knife. Amazing. :story:
     
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  4. This is random, but dear 'ol Onion is now getting similar views to the other "most hated YTer" (which has to be the most narcy self-aggrandisement ever) Our Lady of the Lard, Amberlynn Reid.

    Amongst all the shit he's done, the little grey-suited jobsworth from the IRS now housed permanently up his arse and now bringing every environmental agency in the US down on his spectacularly thick head, the ultimate karmic fuck you is him ending up on the same level as ALR, someone he would utterly despise and consider himself leagues above on every metric. Oh deary deary me.

    And at least her channel is growing, albeit it not as fast as her arse. There ya go Grug, channel salvation. Start eating....
     
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  5. Pretty much. If he's been using that electric saw for all the cutting then it's no surprise his little DIY landscaping took so long. You can again observe this in the court evidence patreon video with how things are sped up when he cuts the wood. I'm not a lumberjack but I guarantee he'd have gotten through those thick logs (and that stump) faster with a gas saw. That last sped up part with the tree is funny for this same reason since it's like watching someone cut a big fat Thanksgiving turkey with a slightly sharpened bread cutting knife; oh sure it's possible, you can do it, but it's silly and pointless when better knives exist.

    It's also possible for the big cut down tree trunks to snap in on themselves if you don't use wedges, something I sincerely wish happened to his saw while he was recording. That can outright break a chainsaw -- and worse. Ever wonder why there are loggers with missing fingers? Yeah, that's how. If your hands or fingers are in the wrong place at the wrong time when cutting thick wood (:tomgirl:) then it doesn't take a running saw to lose em'.
     
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  6. The real reason he used it is because those Chinese electric chainsaws are cheap as fuck.
     
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  7. Could you imagine if he was using a gas saw that kicked back on him? This conversation could all be about how Gurg accidentally killed himself while trying to destroy protected wetlands
     
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  8. If you kill yourself committing a felony, is it murder?
     
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  9. Onion and Hamber collab when?
     
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  10. It's called stupidity
     
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  11. Anyone else think that he is going to restart his cult in an attempt to get more money ?
     
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  12. Electric chainsaws don't make as much noise. Better for not alerting the neighbors to his activities.
     
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  13. I don't think that factored in the decision.

    You know what else would avoid alerting outsiders? Not putting video on the Internet.
     
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  14. as a treehugger who is at least moderately familiar with western washington, reading all of what he's done is frustrating. how typical for vegans/vegetarians and especially of people like onision to not give a fuck about their local natural world while preaching online.

    washington state does NOT fuck around (as has been mentioned before) and they will NOT be forgiving with him. I wouldn't be too surprised if newspapers write stuff on him because this might be enough for a public outrage piece because a lot of people in the PNW know how important the forests and wetlands are and will be understandably furious to find some youtube star idiot

    he was probably removing himalayan blackberries, which are an invasive species to the pacific northwest that grow everywhere. the native blackberry species, trailing blackberry, doesn't get in the way much. himalayan blackberries taste better, but they just grow so dense with such big thorns that harvesting them usually means getting cuts on your hands and forearms.

    himalayan blackberries are a bitch and a half to remove and they sink their roots deep and can come back from just about anything. if he was removing them, I bet he did so very very poorly and they will come back in force next spring because he didn't plant anything in their place.

    because they are an invasive species, the state of WA would probably have been fine with him removing them if he'd put something in their place, but of course that wasn't what he was doing
     
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  15. >Sees something about Onion Boy getting in trouble over removing blackberry bushes.

    Well that doesn't seem too bad, I wonder if he was being a massive dick about it though...

    >Sees rest of thread.

    Oh.

    Oh boy.

    You've done goofed Greg.
     
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  16. Except all over the country, those low security units are at capacity, and overflow goes directly into the state prison system.

    I know someone who did a white collar crime and ended up celling with a member of the Manson family.
    Greg is fucked.
     
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  17. Haha, that's exactly what I thought! I don't mind the change in decor, if only because 70s color schemes are hella gaudy. But they basically scalped the front yard.

    Which, again, shows they did whatever they legally could to the vegetation, and probably would have done the exact same thing to the back if it weren't for the strict regulations.
    Absolutely. I was thinking about if the flippers bought a house for $250k and sold it for under $500k, how they could have made enough money to even make it worth their while, with taxes and rennovation costs and enviro inspections and all that. They definitely had to cheap out on a lot of the shit.

    Sadly, this is happening a *lot* in the northwest right now, because everyone from just about everywhere in the world wants to move here. And to even nicer properties and older, cooler houses (1950s, 1910s, 1890s houses). Really sucks to see for locals. Except to the apparently local Onision, who is more connected to his own narcissism than to any kind of home pride.
    Yup. The invasive blackberries are insane. Rapidly spread and dig their roots in deep while choking out most of the native plants.
    Which is why I, like @scorptatious, initially thought he wasn't doing anything too outrageous. But then I read on, lol. I don't live in Washington, but it sounds like he almost could have been linked with agencies and resources for removing and replacing the blackberries in a safe and effective way pretty easily. Instead he went all DIY redneck on the shit and assfucked his own little patch of forest. Along with patches that weren't even his.
     
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  18. You know what else would avoid alerting outsiders? Not using a tractor in his suburban back yard.
     
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  19. i laughed out loud when i saw the gigantic muddy lot of completely cleared brush. even in texas you need permits for shit like that. onision is mondo fucked
     
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  20. Agreed. I don't think stealth was in his mind.
     
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