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Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/AvaroeEdgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

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  1. From the video: Hi, I'm Onision & This Is A True Story (50 Minutes Long)

    @ 41:00 minutes grug says this:

    "I hope this is a shift in a more positive direction for all of you. I hope that (goes to say we instead of you) you can all grow as people because this life is not a life worth obsessing over or even living. It is a negative, horrible life and you may get video views from shitting on someone, you may feel better about yourself for shitting on someone but its like a cheap high. The money goes away, the views go away and then you're left, just angry and alone."

    Did gruggles just become self aware? *strokes chin*
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    -Nevermore- Nevermore shall i deal with thee

  2. It's got to be obvious even to someone as dense as gurg that what he's doing isn't working. He is clueless what to do, so he figures if he's just nicer, people will come to his aid. But it doesn't work that way. People come to your aid if you were nice to them BEFORE you got in trouble, not once your back is against the wall and you have no choice but to be nice.
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    bigshot Some call me ween. I call me BIGSHOT!

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    Rate me dumb if wrong, but I believe tomorrow is the next chapter of his wetlands destruction saga. The county either comes to check his backyard to see what he's done to remedy it, or they check to see if he's got a restoration plan laid out as per court order -- I forget which to be honest. It's gonna be fun though, that's for sure.
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  4. Lainey looks so fucking awful with black hair, dear god.
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  5. He admits to breaking down sobbing when AJ wouldn't cuddle him and then doesn't see how she might have felt coerced into having sex with him. Astounding.
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  6. I think the reason why this report between them is so cringey and gross is because they don’t talk to each other like people that are married, or even just people that have dated each other for a long time. If I honestly didn’t know who either of them were and this was the first time watching them interact, I wouldn’t think they were a couple.

    They mentally haven’t left high school, and talk to each other like high schoolers do. I’m not saying couples can’t make sex jokes at each other, I’m just saying their well of crude humor is severely stunted and dull for their ages. “Lol harderrrr!! Get it? It’s like SEX!”
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  7. A lot of Greg’s humor is high schoolish. But to be fair to Greg, that’s his target demographic. Kind of hard to grow mentally when you are constantly pushing yourself to be more cool to the teens.
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    4Macie The Cow Dullahan

  8. Supposedly, today's the day when Onion is supposed to let the state of Washington know how he plans to fix the damage caused by his "yard work". I'm betting it'll consist of him taking off his shirt and flexing his man titties at the flora, thinking his "hot bod" will magically fix the ecosystem. Barring that, he'll scream at the trees, calling them "pedos".
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    Water-T Let's go crunch some numbers!

  9. Nope, closer to the 18th or 19th.

    In the meantime:

    Greg doesn't understand why fucking teens is wrong, except for the fact that it's illegal. The concept of ability to consent, or the moral violation, is lost on him

    He went on another massive sperg about how no one ought to smoke the Devil Weed until age 21, when he becomes totally cool and not bothered by it whatsoever (opposite of true)

    No one can mock Greg's pathetic service record, no one! Unless you are a fellow veteran, he doesn't want to hear how pathetic being a low level base security dude who got BTFO for hitting on a superior officer's teen daughter, and for stripping naked in front of his CO when he got orders he didn't like.

    "If your favorite web celeb holds any kind of boundaries whatsoever, they are a bad person! Good people ignore all social modes and boundaries, and try to violate yours as soon as possible!"
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    multiverse in every parallel reality you're a cow
    True & Honest Fan

  10. Jezebel just posted an article about a YouTuber who was recently arrested for possessing child porn. Seems that he's Onion 2.0, right down to the emo hair and asking underage girls to send him photos of their bodies. The dude originally denied it, but now his ass is getting 20 years for "child porn felony".

    If you're watching this, Gurg, you'd smarten up and dump all those solicited teen nudes from your computer and then throw it in an incinerator. But we know you're not, so I look forward to your upcoming stay in the slammer getting your holes resized by Bubba and Tyrone.

    Archived link: https://web.archive.org/web/2019020...in-jones-pleads-guilty-to-felony-c-1832323224
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    Water-T Let's go crunch some numbers!

  11. I saw that article and Grug was the first person I thought of. It's not just him that needs to knock this shit off, it's Space Prinx, spechul, whatever. They both need to focus on the children they produced and the money they owe our society and get the fuck out of here.
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  12. That pretty boy is going to be somebody's baby. Probably multiple someones.
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    AnOminous sittin in the fabled catbird seat
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

  13. He is getting 5 to 20, and odds are he will not be in genpop. If he is not, he is going to have a very lonely time in either solitary or protective custody, and if they do not have the space, they will put him in genpop where he will be either kill on sight or someones bitch. He cannot hide his charges, it is on the internet, they will find out.
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    Francis Dollarhyde

    Francis Dollarhyde And the woman, clothed in the sun.

  14. Maybe with some traumatic experiences under his belt in prison, his novels will improve
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    PersonOfOstracize My pronouns are 'shun' and 'begone'

  15. "Never Volunteered for a Mission"?

    Bitch, the closest thing to a "mission" you volunteered for was to stake out an underage girl's house, you pathetic shamming faggot.

    I love how he tries to indirectly make it sound like he was all volunteering for secret squirrel shit, so he won't accept criticism from anyone who didn't volunteer for some super secret shit.

    "Never Deployed"

    Again, bitch, you don't get to talk shit about anything. You couldn't hack it in SOUTH FUCKING KOREA as a fucking security guard.

    This is the kind of motherfucker that gets wrecked by other vets, even if they bother to notice him.
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    Jet Fuel Johnny

    Jet Fuel Johnny Full Metal Sperg
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  16. Which reminds me, Tommy C SFTP made 2 very good videos going over grugs military record, i would recommend giving them a watch if you have the time

    They are over an hour long each so if you dont wanna sit through that, here are the shorter versions:

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    -Nevermore- Nevermore shall i deal with thee

  17. Gerg has changed his twitter banner to be as autistic as possible. A 33 year old father of 2, everyone!
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    He also decided to post a bunch of mangled quotes to make himself look deep. It didn't work. Ah, but we all fondly remember when Michael Jackson stood above the crowd, and told everyone that "most every skin color is pretty okay".
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    multiverse in every parallel reality you're a cow
    True & Honest Fan

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    Since when was Greg a recovering anorexic?
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    Erica resident shitlord

  19. Nah, this person is saying he should host people with an ED who claim to have been triggered by Eugenia on his channel for a friendly discussion where they shit on Eugenia and use her for views; not that he is also someone with an ED.
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    multiverse in every parallel reality you're a cow
    True & Honest Fan

  20. That's not Greg typing, it's a copy and paste job of something another person said to him. You can see the "#submission" tag at the bottom.
    The original submitter is someone recovering from ED.
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    PolexiaAphrodisia Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?

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