Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

Stray Bullet

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I'm glad Onion enjoys being a dick to his neighbor while his neighbor is mourning the loss of his sister. I check up on his neighbor to see if he ever complains about Greg on Facebook.
By even thinking of checking in on his neighbor you're already taking him into consideration for anything way more than Gurg will ever do
 

Pina Colda 88

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What is with him and throwing food all over himself? I've been wondering this for years...

Could... could that be a very specific fetish?
I assume so. When he starts to show himself pouring that pasta sauce all over him, you are forced watch his ..... ahem...

... dick throbbing in the process.

I want to unsee this so bad (:_(
 
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PersonOfOstracize

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Armchair psychology time! In which the ramblings of an exceptional individual are graced with more meaning than ever actually intended:

1.) 0:59 - 1:03 - Onion probably tried to fit in the trashcan and realized his 30 year old ass wasn't hopping out of the trashcan like he was a teenager. One in an increasing number of moments where he actually has to consider his mortality

2.) 3:00 - 3:05 - A rare moment of honesty, in which Onion reenacts his disingenuous attempt at positivity in the face of comments from others

3.) 3:29 - 3:44 - I... I don't know if repressed parental resentment has ever been so clearly on display here. Except in like, Eraserhead

4.)5:11 - 5:18 - Maybe it's just the blood and the affected accent while he's talking about wealth, but I'm getting Patrick Bateman vibes. But less terrifying, and more impotent

But holy shit this video is manic, and probably step one on a short journey to Ruby Ridge II: Electric Boogaloo
 

AdSense

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Just a reminder this was before he and Madison had their falling out so there would have been no reason for her to accuse him of being a 'pervert'. With his childcare background I think changing a diaper would have been a natural thing to do. First of all he is a parent and also he worked in a daycare, summer camp, and even volunteered to watch children during military dinners. How could he let a child be in that condition with out even calling the mother?
Does he not understand that when he says this shit he's revealing that he's thinking perverted thoughts about minors? And in this case it's a literal baby. Just when I think he can't get any more insane he always proves me wrong.
 

Candidae

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So Greg still hasn't learned that nobody makes videos like this anymore for a reason right? Also even at peak edge, videos this vulgar were never as popular as regular skits with some vulgarity. He's trying so hard to imitate Shane Dawson's shock-humour years yet is even failing at that. Shane's shock-humour wasn't even the point of his videos, his videos just contained it. Not saying it was good, but it's much better than creating a video which is nothing but ADHD "humour" containing shock humour that wouldn't shock anyone while also thinking that kind of humor could be doubled up to look "sexy".
Greg also needs to realise that most teenage girls aren't exactly wooed by the act of shoving a dick in their face on camera. Much less by an ugly old man pooring pasta sauce over such a small one
 

AbraCadaver

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So how’s middle age working out for you there, Grug

Two kids with the missus, house and property, yard work every day

Great fun, innit

Seriously, what is he even doin and why is he doin it, I’d like to know. He’s stuck in LOL RANDOM era but this is just...this ain’t even. This is sadder than sad.

Also CHRIST but he has a tiny willy. I know we joke but GOD, he really wants people to see it for what it is (or rather isn’t) doesn’t he?
 

dontstare

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Normal is a relative term in the fucked up world of Onision. That said, he has been noticeably more unhinged recently. I think watching his underage wife grow up while being financially ravaged by the IRS and Washington's Fish and Wildlife has taken its toll on his already-damaged psyche. It's been downhill ever since he moved out of the McMansion.
Also, he can't cope with the fact that he's become irrelevant, and is desperately trying to regain his lost fame, to no avail. That's probably driving him nuts as well.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia

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Well Greg, it looks like you saw my comment about how your Death Note weeaboo routine makes me physically uncomfortable with the level of awkward cringe, and said "hold my fucking beer".

Short of having a complete mental breakdown, what would possess someone to think that a video like this is remotely entertaining or funny? As @Candidae said, even early-Youtube lolsorandomxD humor wasn't this bad. It's him literally just showing off his teeny weenie and acting like a complete fucking r.e.tard. "Special Ed Batman" was funnier than this. The music video where he dresses up as a battered woman has more value than this fever dream of adolescent nonsense.

I'm off to throw something breakable against a wall.
 

Whale Lake

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he’s packing again because he’s insecure about his tic-tac dick
But honestly, who wouldn't be ashamed of that sad, little thing?

Does he not understand that when he says this shit he's revealing that he's thinking perverted thoughts about minors? And in this case it's a literal baby. Just when I think he can't get any more insane he always proves me wrong.
At least before he showed attraction only towards young girls, which is still disgusting, but that could be somehow explained. Now we are talking about a baby who still needs a diaper, so definitely under the age of two.

It's not the first time he does this - the first time, imo, was then he was ranting about pedopornography on YouTube because he saw the ad of a documentary set in the Amazon forest or whatever, and there were naked children as thumbnail - but this is probably the absolute proof that he thinks of children sexually, so much so that he cannot even change a diaper because the parent of the child may see it as a sexual act.

Taylor, grab your kids and fucking run before this man tries to rape your daughter.

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Turd Blossom

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Can someone take one for the team and watch both videos?
I watched the first one, which consisted of him in a cop outfit and a Party City wig and moustache "debunking" accusations with things like how he couldn't possibly have groomed a 14 year-old because he "fucking HATES 14 year-olds" and downplaying his destruction of the wetlands.
Also there was this delightful bit of irony at the end:
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I would watch the 2nd one, but I think I've hit my limit on Onision's unique brand of "logic" for today.
 

multiverse

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I watched the first one, which consisted of him in a cop outfit and a Party City wig and moustache "debunking" accusations with things like how he couldn't possibly have groomed a 14 year-old because he "fucking HATES 14 year-olds" and downplaying his destruction of the wetlands.
Lol, he tried SO HARD to get a Content Cop, and failed utterly because all big YouTubers have agreed to ignore him until he dies off. He finally got desperate and did his own, spergy version of fail.
 

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