Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

dontstare

Filthy Cyborg
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Normal is a relative term in the fucked up world of Onision. That said, he has been noticeably more unhinged recently. I think watching his underage wife grow up while being financially ravaged by the IRS and Washington's Fish and Wildlife has taken its toll on his already-damaged psyche. It's been downhill ever since he moved out of the McMansion.
Also, he can't cope with the fact that he's become irrelevant, and is desperately trying to regain his lost fame, to no avail. That's probably driving him nuts as well.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia

Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?
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Well Greg, it looks like you saw my comment about how your Death Note weeaboo routine makes me physically uncomfortable with the level of awkward cringe, and said "hold my fucking beer".

Short of having a complete mental breakdown, what would possess someone to think that a video like this is remotely entertaining or funny? As @Candidae said, even early-Youtube lolsorandomxD humor wasn't this bad. It's him literally just showing off his teeny weenie and acting like a complete fucking r.e.tard. "Special Ed Batman" was funnier than this. The music video where he dresses up as a battered woman has more value than this fever dream of adolescent nonsense.

I'm off to throw something breakable against a wall.
 

Whale Lake

Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
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he’s packing again because he’s insecure about his tic-tac dick
But honestly, who wouldn't be ashamed of that sad, little thing?

Does he not understand that when he says this shit he's revealing that he's thinking perverted thoughts about minors? And in this case it's a literal baby. Just when I think he can't get any more insane he always proves me wrong.
At least before he showed attraction only towards young girls, which is still disgusting, but that could be somehow explained. Now we are talking about a baby who still needs a diaper, so definitely under the age of two.

It's not the first time he does this - the first time, imo, was then he was ranting about pedopornography on YouTube because he saw the ad of a documentary set in the Amazon forest or whatever, and there were naked children as thumbnail - but this is probably the absolute proof that he thinks of children sexually, so much so that he cannot even change a diaper because the parent of the child may see it as a sexual act.

Taylor, grab your kids and fucking run before this man tries to rape your daughter.

(Edited to avoid double posting)
 
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Turd Blossom

Like thunder & lightning, goddamn it's so exciting
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Can someone take one for the team and watch both videos?
I watched the first one, which consisted of him in a cop outfit and a Party City wig and moustache "debunking" accusations with things like how he couldn't possibly have groomed a 14 year-old because he "fucking HATES 14 year-olds" and downplaying his destruction of the wetlands.
Also there was this delightful bit of irony at the end:
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I would watch the 2nd one, but I think I've hit my limit on Onision's unique brand of "logic" for today.
 

multiverse

out of office 2/24 -
True & Honest Fan
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I watched the first one, which consisted of him in a cop outfit and a Party City wig and moustache "debunking" accusations with things like how he couldn't possibly have groomed a 14 year-old because he "fucking HATES 14 year-olds" and downplaying his destruction of the wetlands.
Lol, he tried SO HARD to get a Content Cop, and failed utterly because all big YouTubers have agreed to ignore him until he dies off. He finally got desperate and did his own, spergy version of fail.
 

alittlebifurious

☉ ONE TIT WONDER
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mNd4zCbPvOeCseayf2NAy9_XGFRnFRyN/view

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I May Know Who Saved Eugenia... It Wasn't Me.
Mirror because I refuse to direct link this idiot. This man makes me so angry.
He just can't stand not knowing, the nosy bitch. He doesn't actually care, that's obvious to everyone. This is just more proof. He wants to know what's going on because he loves sticking his nose (and his dick) where it doesn't belong. Anyone who genuinely cared about her getting better would take the opportunity to be like 'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so glad to hear it. Is there anything I can do to help?'

Not Greg. Oh no. If you don't tell him right NOW what is happening, then you're trash and you're a liar and nothing is happening you liar. But you can prove it to me by telling me every single intimate detail brb while I pop vegan popcorn.
 

shootme plz

I've seen things...
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I May Know Who Saved Eugenia... It Wasn't Me.
Okay, I watched it and my god - this man makes everything about himself. Here is a quick recap of the video.

Greg is upset because he feels the ha8ers are dehumanizing him by pointing out his 'crocodile tears'.
Admits to making more videos on Eugenia than anyone else on youtube because he was just trying to help her and other young girls deal with their eating disorders. *You know, like that video where he made a SIM of her and then starved her to death surrounded by refrigerators.*
Goes on to talk about how honest he is. That's why he's going to reveal this private conversation about who is helping Eugenia but of course he get's distracted because he needs to shit on Jaclyn Glenn so that he doesn't look so bad.
Goes on to talk about how he doesn't trust Jaclyn because she didn't listen to him about Social Repose and dated him. If she just would of listened she wouldn't of ruined her body by getting a boob job. Oh, and also she's a plagiarizer and made hate videos about him.
Also goes on a tangent about Social Reposes ex Ayalla having BPD and asking Sarah if she wanted to have sex. (Strangely the accusation changed quite a few times in this video from sexual conversation to strait up propositioning sex). Of course conveniently he just found out about this around the time Ayalla came forward with her personal experiences with Greg.
He has to reaffirm for the millionth time how honest he is and that's why he's giving Jaclyn Glenn and others credit for helping Eugenia, but he feels that he may have been a 'necessary evil' that pushed others to help her. He talks about how he's just an actor. He gets angry and says that if he just wanted to make money off of Eugenia it would be in his best interest if she stays sick. He thanks Jaclyn IF she's really helping Eugenia. Recaps with "I'm still fucking honest, I'm still fucking truthful and people say I'm not because they don't know me." Says no one talks to him because they don't want the truth. If you have a eating disorder or cutting yourself his message to you is to 'knock it the fuck off'.

Main take away - "THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN MY YOUTUBE CAREER"

I hope you enjoy this video from our neighbors of Onion's Grade 'A' Acting. (From You Guys Saved Eugenia)
 

Whale Lake

Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
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I don't understand why these girls don't just tell him to fuck off and block his number. That's the most effective form of revenge against a narc, being ignored makes them shit their fucking pants.
I suppose it would be because even blocking them would make them feel powerful...? They would have an euphoric moment, seeing they caught the attention of the person they were harrassing to the point of being blocked.

Just look at Shane, and how frustrated not being considered makes Greg. He will tweet, and make videos, and post stuff on tumblr trying desperately to get his attention, and will never receive it, no matter what, and it makes him go ballistic.

The only reasonable thing is to ignore him and that's it, even if it means being tagged in dozens of frantic tweets that make no sense.

What I don't understand is why some people still respond to him.

Edited for grammar.
 
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Emotional Prolapse

Cow Psychologist
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I get that she has a kind personality, and I wish her the best, it just seems like there's some skelly whiteknighting in this thread. Sure, she's not bitchy to concerned people and she knows how to do makeup unlike Ashley and Anna. But that's literally the only difference between her and the Fit Vegan Ginger or the Lich Queen IMO.

Eugenia seems like a nice girl, but that doesn't change the fact that anorexia is an ugly disease that causes ugly behavior akin to that of a drug addict. Anorexics will do anything they can to convince people they're fine so they aren't forced into treatment, but they secretly love the attention in a sick way. As does Eugenia, because otherwise she could have said she's in treatment years ago, and that would be that. But instead she kept silent on her ever-shrinking frame while all her comments sections were nothing but concern, horror, people wondering if it's some genetic thing, etc. She could have put that rumor to rest early on by clarifying that she's under medical supervision for an ED. But until recently, she's been very happy shaking her bony ass in skimpy clothes for her audience of 12 year old girls, pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, and reveling in the attention it gets her from her morbidly curious audience as they beg her to get help.

She knew exactly what she was doing, that Kairi costume didn't happen by accident. She knows Kingdom Hearts is trending right now, esp among younger girls, and she made absolutely sure to have every bone possible exposed in the most gruesome way in her cosplay, because she knew it would go viral and people would rightly freak the fuck out over concentration camp Kairi. I don't dislike her, but I feel no more pity for her than I do for our other Skinny Cows.

Onion boy is of course a tactless idiot and an asshole, but frankly, this is exactly the kind of attention anorexics thrive on, and exactly what she was looking for. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Greg is a much bigger asshole by comparison, but Eugenia is still a lolcow that makes her living being a freak show under the guise of providing "fashion advice" for emo tween girls. The % of people watching her videos to "learn" fashion/styling is very, very small... thankfully. But every one else is there for the sideshow and boy do they get one.

Anyway, I'll take further Eugenia bitching to her thread, if she has one. Please accept this horrible picture and horrible-er song as recompense for my off-topic Ana-Chan sperging:

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The resemblance is uncanny, and the jokes pretty much write themselves.

[to the tune of 'Gaston' from Beauty & the Beast (1991)]

GREG: Who does she think she is?! That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to Onion!
LAINEY: Heh heh, darn right!
GREG: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear! What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced!
LAINEY: Who, you? Never, Onion. You've got to pull yourself together!

[Music starts]
LAINEY [singing]: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Onion,
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Onion,
Even though you now live in a dump!

There's no man on YouTube as admired as you,
You're everyone's favorite guy,
Everyone's awed and inspired by you,
And it's not very hard to see why!

[together]:
No one's slick as Onion,
No one's sick as Onion,
No one has such a minuscule dick as Onion
There's no guy on the 'net half as manly,
Perfect -- just ask his mom,
Or ask Shiloh, or Sarah, or Billie,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on--
BILLIE: Literally anyone else's.

LAINEY: No one's true like Onion,
Dates a shrew like Onion,
No one makes everything about you like Onion
GREG: A hot shower? Oh I was just masturbating,
[together]: My, what a guy, that Onion!

LAINEY: Give five bless-up's,
Give twelve nip-slip's,
Onion is the best,
Viral fame is a trip!

[together]: No one fights like Onion,
Always right like Onion,
No one publishes books who can't write like Onion
LAINEY: Oh, there's no one as fit, hot, and sexy,
GREG: As you see, I've got biceps to spare,
LAINEY: Not a bit of him's ugly or girly,
GREG: Even though I have tits that are bigger than Blaire's

[together]: No one REEEEEEs like Onion,
Hard to please like Onion,
No one spends their days murdering trees like Onion!
GREG: I'm especially good at procrastinating --
[rage-screeching]"FUCK!"
[together]: Ten points for Onion!

GREG: When I was a lad I massaged my mom's legs,
It was totally normal, the best!
But now Lainey doesn't like shaving her legs,
So instead I grab teenagers' breasts! [boob-squeeze!]

[together]: No one's cute like Onion,
Speaks the TRUTH like Onion,
No one rips bushes out by the roots like Onion
GREG: Things just haven't been going my way here lately,
LAINEY: Who's a troll among men,
Then say it once more--
Who's the nightmare next door,
Who's a super success,
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his few hangers-on,
There's just one guy in town whose view count's going down,
And his name's O-N-I
O-N-I-O
O-N-I-O-N oh,
GREG: ONIOOOOOOOOON

I could honestly go on forever with that rhyme scheme. "No one's chill like Onion/No one's 'real' like Onion/Or harasses the mentally-ill like Onion" on and on ad infinitum.
 
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Keystone

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By the time Washington State and Fish & Wildlife is done with him he'll wish he was in prison. At least in the pen you get free meals, and free room and board. Plus he wouldn't have to see the kids any more. Compare that to the trailer park or motel room he'll live in after the wetland destruction fines -- he'd have to be in the same room with the kids all day. Hell, in that situation jail sounds like a wonderful place for Grug.
 

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
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I get that she has a kind personality, and I wish her the best, it just seems like there's some skelly whiteknighting in this thread. Sure, she's not bitchy to concerned people and she knows how to do makeup unlike Ashley and Anna. But that's literally the only difference between her and the Fit Vegan Ginger or the Lich Queen IMO.

Eugenia seems like a nice girl, but that doesn't change the fact that anorexia is an ugly disease that causes ugly behavior akin to that of a drug addict. Anorexics will do anything they can to convince people they're fine so they aren't forced into treatment, but they secretly love the attention in a sick way. As does Eugenia, because otherwise she could have said she's in treatment years ago, and that would be that. But instead she kept silent on her ever-shrinking frame while all her comments sections were nothing but concern, horror, people wondering if it's some genetic thing, etc. She could have put that rumor to rest early on by clarifying that she's under medical supervision for an ED. But until recently, she's been very happy shaking her bony ass in skimpy clothes for her audience of 12 year old girls, pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, and reveling in the attention it gets her from her morbidly curious audience as they beg her to get help.

She knew exactly what she was doing, that Kairi costume didn't happen by accident. She knows Kingdom Hearts is trending right now, esp among younger girls, and she made absolutely sure to have every bone possible exposed in the most gruesome way in her cosplay, because she knew it would go viral and people would rightly freak the fuck out over concentration camp Kairi. I don't dislike her, but I feel no more pity for her than I do for our other Skinny Cows.

Onion boy is of course a tactless idiot and an asshole, but frankly, this is exactly the kind of attention anorexics thrive on, and exactly what she was looking for. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Greg is a much bigger asshole by comparison, but Eugenia is still a lolcow that makes her living being a freak show under the guise of providing "fashion advice" for emo tween girls. The % of people watching her videos to "learn" fashion/styling is very, very small... thankfully. But every one else is there for the sideshow and boy do they get one.

Anyway, I'll take further Eugenia bitching to her thread, if she has one. Please accept this horrible picture and horrible-er song as recompense for my off-topic Ana-Chan sperging:

View attachment 664521

The resemblance is uncanny, and the jokes pretty much write themselves.

[to the tune of 'Gaston' from Beauty & the Beast (1991)]

GREG: Who does she think she is?! That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to Onion!
LAINEY: Heh heh, darn right!
GREG: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear! What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced!
LAINEY: Who, you? Never, Onion. You've got to pull yourself together!

[Music starts]
LAINEY [singing]: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Onion,
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Onion,
Even though you now live in a dump!

There's no man on YouTube as admired as you,
You're everyone's favorite guy,
Everyone's awed and inspired by you,
And it's not very hard to see why!

[together]:
No one's slick as Onion,
No one's sick as Onion,
No one has such a minuscule dick as Onion
There's no guy on the 'net half as manly,
Perfect -- just ask his mom,
Or ask Shiloh, or Sarah, or Billie,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on--
BILLIE: Literally anyone else's.

LAINEY: No one's true like Onion,
Dates a shrew like Onion,
No one makes everything about you like Onion
GREG: A hot shower? Oh I was just masturbating,
[together]: My, what a guy, that Onion!

LAINEY: Give five bless-up's,
Give twelve nip-slip's,
Onion is the best,
Viral fame is a trip!

[together]: No one fights like Onion,
Always right like Onion,
No one publishes books who can't write like Onion
LAINEY: Oh, there's no one as fit, hot, and sexy,
GREG: As you see, I've got biceps to spare,
LAINEY: Not a bit of him's ugly or girly,
GREG: Even though I have tits that are bigger than Blaire's

[together]: No one REEEEEEs like Onion,
Hard to please like Onion,
No one spends their days murdering trees like Onion!
GREG: I'm especially good at procrastinating --
[rage-screeching]"FUCK!"
[together]: Ten points for Onion!

GREG: When I was a lad I massaged my mom's legs,
It was totally normal, the best!
But now Lainey doesn't like shaving her legs,
So instead I grab teenagers' breasts! [boob-squeeze!]

[together]: No one's cute like Onion,
Speaks the TRUTH like Onion,
No one rips bushes out by the roots like Onion
GREG: Things just haven't been going my way here lately,
LAINEY: Who's a troll among men,
Then say it once more--
Who's the nightmare next door,
Who's a super success,
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his few hangers-on,
There's just one guy in town whose view count's going down,
And his name's O-N-I
O-N-I-O
O-N-I-O-N oh,
GREG: ONIOOOOOOOOON

I could honestly go on forever with that rhyme scheme. "No one's chill like Onion/No one's 'real' like Onion/Or harasses the mentally-ill like Onion" on and on ad infinitum.
Gaston has fuckin muscles, m8.
 

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