Nah, that's giving Grugles entirely too much credit. Gaston was handsome.I get that she has a kind personality, and I wish her the best, it just seems like there's some skelly whiteknighting in this thread. Sure, she's not bitchy to concerned people and she knows how to do makeup unlike Ashley and Anna. But that's literally the only difference between her and the Fit Vegan Ginger or the Lich Queen IMO.
Eugenia seems like a nice girl, but that doesn't change the fact that anorexia is an ugly disease that causes ugly behavior akin to that of a drug addict. Anorexics will do anything they can to convince people they're fine so they aren't forced into treatment, but they secretly love the attention in a sick way. As does Eugenia, because otherwise she could have said she's in treatment years ago, and that would be that. But instead she kept silent on her ever-shrinking frame while all her comments sections were nothing but concern, horror, people wondering if it's some genetic thing, etc. She could have put that rumor to rest early on by clarifying that she's under medical supervision for an ED. But until recently, she's been very happy shaking her bony ass in skimpy clothes for her audience of 12 year old girls, pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, and reveling in the attention it gets her from her morbidly curious audience as they beg her to get help.
She knew exactly what she was doing, that Kairi costume didn't happen by accident. She knows Kingdom Hearts is trending right now, esp among younger girls, and she made absolutely sure to have every bone possible exposed in the most gruesome way in her cosplay, because she knew it would go viral and people would rightly freak the fuck out over concentration camp Kairi. I don't dislike her, but I feel no more pity for her than I do for our other Skinny Cows.
Onion boy is of course a tactless idiot and an asshole, but frankly, this is exactly the kind of attention anorexics thrive on, and exactly what she was looking for. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Greg is a much bigger asshole by comparison, but Eugenia is still a lolcow that makes her living being a freak show under the guise of providing "fashion advice" for emo tween girls. The % of people watching her videos to "learn" fashion/styling is very, very small... thankfully. But every one else is there for the sideshow and boy do they get one.
Anyway, I'll take further Eugenia bitching to her thread, if she has one. Please accept this horrible picture and horrible-er song as recompense for my off-topic Ana-Chan sperging:
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The resemblance is uncanny, and the jokes pretty much write themselves.
[to the tune of 'Gaston' from Beauty & the Beast (1991)]
GREG: Who does she think she is?! That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to Onion!
LAINEY: Heh heh, darn right!
GREG: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear! What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced!
LAINEY: Who, you? Never, Onion. You've got to pull yourself together!
LAINEY [singing]: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Onion,
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Onion,
Even though you now live in a dump!
There's no man on YouTube as admired as you,
You're everyone's favorite guy,
Everyone's awed and inspired by you,
And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Onion,
No one's sick as Onion,
No one has such a minuscule dick as Onion
There's no guy on the 'net half as manly,
Perfect -- just ask his mom,
Or ask Shiloh, or Sarah, or Billie,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on--
BILLIE: Literally anyone else's.
LAINEY: No one's true like Onion,
Dates a shrew like Onion,
No one makes everything about you like Onion
GREG: A hot shower? Oh I was just masturbating,
[together]: My, what a guy, that Onion!
LAINEY: Give five bless-up's,
Give twelve nip-slip's,
Onion is the best,
Viral fame is a trip!
[together]: No one fights like Onion,
Always right like Onion,
No one publishes books who can't write like Onion
LAINEY: Oh, there's no one as fit, hot, and sexy,
GREG: As you see, I've got biceps to spare,
LAINEY: Not a bit of him's ugly or girly,
GREG: Even though I have tits that are bigger than Blaire's
[together]: No one REEEEEEs like Onion,
Hard to please like Onion,
No one spends their days murdering trees like Onion!
GREG: I'm especially good at procrastinating --
[together]: Ten points for Onion!
GREG: When I was a lad I massaged my mom's legs,
It was totally normal, the best!
But now Lainey doesn't like shaving her legs,
So instead I grab teenagers' breasts! [boob-squeeze!]
[together]: No one's cute like Onion,
Speaks the TRUTH like Onion,
No one rips bushes out by the roots like Onion
GREG: Things just haven't been going my way here lately,
LAINEY: Who's a troll among men,
Then say it once more--
Who's the nightmare next door,
Who's a super success,
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his few hangers-on,
There's just one guy in town whose view count's going down,
And his name's O-N-I
I could honestly go on forever with that rhyme scheme. "No one's chill like Onion/No one's 'real' like Onion/Or harasses the mentally-ill like Onion" on and on ad infinitum.