Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan Douchebag, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser.

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mori-chan living under fascism
Wow, you really are a fucking moron. Absolutely braindead. I almost wanted to formulate a response, but after reading these I know that nothing anyone could say would ever get through the 2 inch think layer of shit that surrounds your brain.

On the topic of onision, I find it hilarious that despite his nearly 2 million subscribers on his uhohbro channel, there are videos from months ago that haven't even broken 10k views. What a failure.
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All of this, yet Onision's channels refuse to die (even when some of his secondary channels did)...


Mr Really Cool Dude
This is very soothing to watch. Its about time someone fucked with Onion, this was getting really really boring.
I dont think Hansen turning up at his doorstep will do anything in the long run, but the stigma alone of that happening is hilarious.
I guarantee you the entire town is gossiping about it.
If its really true that Onion is just fucking with people, surely he can see the humour in Hansen showing up at his door as a result of successfully trolling the world.
He was legitimately scared, the warble in his voice and the way he dodged the Sarah question. *chef kiss* I know some people in his town are aware, but this is just going to put a bigger spotlight on them.

I wonder if Chris did this because maybe the FBI is closing in. Trying to get a interview with onion before the feds come knocking. That's if the FBI case is even actually real.


As above, so below.
That 911 call is amazing and I could hear the wry smile in the operator's voice asking Greg to spell out the name of who was knocking on his door. I wish I'd been in the break room after that call to hear the operators having a giggle over this debacle.

Thank you based Hansen for stepping up the heat, I just need popcorn now. Also thank you to whoever obtained the recording, it's a gift I didn't know I needed.

My favourite part was him trying to explain the back story without incriminating himself in any way, and also saying that his name isn't even Greg.

Does his neighbourhood or city have a Facebook community page? I so want to see what everyone in near proximity to this shit show is saying.

Fucking hell. Amazing. :story:


Aren't you fucking tired of screaming?
True & Honest Fan
I'm waiting for the day he tries to pull that shit with the courts. "Well actually it says here Gregory James Avaroe was ordered to pay and fix the wetlands but my name is James Gregory Jackson, so it doesn't apply to me and this is a false arrest and you can't fine me."

It's going to be very satisfying to watch that smug grin slip off his face when the judge tells him that his name doesn't matter, because the social security number attached to him is permanent and legally records him as the same person, no matter how many times he shuffled his names around.


Some call me a freak. I call me BIGSHOT!
Wow, you really are a fucking moron. Absolutely braindead. I almost wanted to formulate a response, but after reading these I know that nothing anyone could say would ever get through the 2 inch think layer of shit that surrounds your brain.
Go ahead and worship at the altar of your failed TV news personality and wait patiently for the FBI that never comes. Don't bother to reply. It might require you to think. Just let old Chris and Vincent do that for you.

Whale Lake 2

Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
Gotta say, Chris really has good timing: just when he noticed his interviews were not gaining that much traction anymore, he chose to follow the Take a Sit with Chris Hansen route and show up there, giving us fresh, interesting content!

Also, his scared, trembling voice made me cackle like the witch that I am. He always paints himself as a brave, strong man who fears no one, and yet when this (dashing) man in his sixties knocks at his door, he sounds like a kid who had a nightmare and ran to mommy.



Peek Freeze
The anti-os are the exact kind of sjw audience you don't want to have on a case like this. They want to one-up each other with how woke they are, so they'll "call out" an alleged rapist and abusive pedophile, but still make sure they don't offend anyone by misgendering them
This is a pretty mentally deficient post. Before I say why I will say that I agree that the people who want everyone to know just how bad and evil chris is are also mentally deficient.

People don't avoid misgendering people to "show how woke they are" it's just something they believe in. regardless of whether you do or not is irrelevant, by this logic having any view ever is just flaunting your virtue into whatever direction it is supported by.

Having restraint when talking about a cow and not acting like a spaz is a good thing, the opposite is someone going full angery and ranting about how they're worse than stalin mussolini and hitler combined.

Think of how often people link to the Farms from Twitter/Tumblr/etc, they usually preface it by warning people we're all racist nazis who dox everyone and literally murder trans people
That's a pretty fair warning, a lot of people here are racists and some are nazis so I think it makes perfect sense that the non racists/nazis you're linking to it with know what they're looking at before clicking.

It's all about making themselves feel like they're superior.
Pot calling the kettle black here , this post is you yourself trying to feel superior to them.


Wow I haven’t been around here lately, but I recently caught myself up and boy am I glad. That fucking phone call. When he says his name. Fuck. “It’s uhm—it’s Chris Hansen.”

But then I got annoyed. This fuck nut. While I’m sure gig harbor isn’t a hot bed of crime and accidents, he’s still fucking tying up police resources with his bullshit. The way he describes the scenario as he’s being stalked by some crazy who is so crazy he’s calling him by the wrong name, and how his entitled ass calls back to complain because the police aren’t there fast enough? He makes me mad on the internet. Of course he wouldn’t use the line for non-emergencies. Why would he? Someone made the pissbaby feel uncomfortable, the biggest crime that Grime can imagine. Well, y’know. Besides smoking pot.

Then, knowing the cops showed up and merely took a report rather than forcing Chris and crew to leave? Oh to be one of the thousand flies on their shit-caked walls that evening. No way Greg wasn’t big mad. He went from “I’m so threatened by these six men in my driveway, oh they’re yelling through the door and they’re friends of a mentally unstable teenager—they could be capable of anything! Anything except getting my name right!” to poorly-veiled annoyance in his callback, real fuckin’ quick. Wish we could have gotten a time stamp on his original call, and the call back. How long do we think he waited? Five minutes? Ten?

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