Some call me a freak. I call me BIGSHOT!
That is absolute bullshit and if you can say that with a straight face, you have neither waited for the results of a police investigation nor been the target of one.
Waiting for the results of one doesn't mean they're working on it. It just means they haven't closed the case. An active case is different than an open case. No, the FBI have never investigated me.
Interesting to hear about the laptop. So it went from New York to Washington State? It would be the sheriff's department, not the police, right? I wonder if Vincent planted some stuff on it! I wouldn't put it past him to do that.