Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

What should be done with white knights?

  • Allow it as long as it's funny

    Votes: 621 38.8%
  • Purge white knights to discourage socks

    Votes: 261 16.3%
  • Make a dedicated Onision white Knight thread

    Votes: 718 44.9%

  • Total voters
    1,600

A Beached Whale

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Strange because I could have sworn before it was thought Greg's nuts were disproportionately huge in comparison to his dick? I think it was when the gross pantyhose/morph suit pictures were bring discussed.

If that's the case still, that isn't even a baby carrot at this point, it's a tic tac lmao cause those nuts arent hanging very low.
We've been bamboozled, kids. He doesn't have a baby carrot and tennis balls. He has a tic tac and two grapes.
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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That is an acorn if I have ever seen one.
So small he didn't even notice it.

Onion’s penis interests me not at all. Although I'm a female, the more I see of him the less I want to, as I am not a lesbian, and he has a weird combination of Dad bod and feminized look. But I am interested to see how he plans to either back out of showing it, or whether he photoshops another in its place, or uses some sort of prosthesis. Somehow, I doubt he’ll show his magnificent 3 inches as is. I think his balls looked bigger in the nylon picture because they were squished and angled to look larger.

(FYI:For those smaller men who seem to feel insecure by the dick measuring contest going on, let me assure you that it usually doesn't matter. Just as you can be with an A cup or a women who had kids and still have a great time, a man can be small and still give a woman a good time, as long as they know where the right parts are. Onision, however, is not that man. He is only interested in his pleasure and I'd be surprised if he ever gave a woman an orgasm.)
 

Pizza Time

You serious?
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So small he didn't even notice it.

Onion’s penis interests me not at all. Although I'm a female, the more I see of him the less I want to, as I am not a lesbian, and he has a weird combination of Dad bod and feminized look. But I am interested to see how he plans to either back out of showing it, or whether he photoshops another in its place, or uses some sort of prosthesis. Somehow, I doubt he’ll show his magnificent 3 inches as is. I think his balls looked bigger in the nylon picture because they were squished and angled to look larger.

(FYI:For those smaller men who seem to feel insecure by the dick measuring contest going on, let me assure you that it usually doesn't matter. Just as you can be with an A cup or a women who had kids and still have a great time, a man can be small and still give a woman a good time, as long as they know where the right parts are. Onision, however, is not that man. He is only interested in his pleasure and I'd be surprised if he ever gave a woman an orgasm.)
As a human woman I have to say that size isn’t everything but it still fucking matters lmao especially if you’re an ASPIRING PORN STAR
Luckily for him, he's not trying to attract adult women, he's only interested in girls between the ages of 12 and 17 who's only point of comparison when it comes to penis size is their step-dads'.
 

Cowboy Christ

Incredible, absolutely phenomenal.
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I had three coffees before bed, need to let the caffeine out.
If it wasn't for who it was attached to, I'd consider that ass to be basic but decent.

But there's no real coin purse, no potential for backsack. There's no real dick either for that matter.
It's like the 'Leafy has no chin' situation, though this time you can actually point at the lack of said chin.
And these poses, all in service of keeping the goods" "obscured".
Greg, is disappointment/humiliation actually your thing? We wouldn't be coming out with this if you owned it- nah, we still would but you could feel smug and invincible if you admitted you have no dick.

Was that foot pic for good measure, in case someone wanted to jerk off to your toes?
Who are these for? Who's getting off? You could've just taken money and fucked off/yourself with it if wanted. And you're entitled to feel sexy, but this..

Right now the only thing you're invulnerable from is cock and ball torture because there's nothing there.
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Emotional Prolapse

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I'm laughing so fucking hard, oh my god. I love that he copies (female) insta-thot poses for his nudes. Unintentionally pandering to gay men while trying to hook female children with your feminine VEGETARIAN BODY. Interesting strat you got there, Gruggles. (Despite not being one myself, I can assure you that gay men are not interested in your slimy ass any more than straight women are, dear Onion.)

Quarantine sure is having some unexpected effects on our local internet bovine community. I don't know what it is, but it's entertaining, at least.

did we really even need to see his dick to confirm baby carrot status ??
Of course not, but it sure feels good to be right, don't it? He can't even claim it's an unflattering photo like those court photos somebody took of him. He took these photos himself. Deep down he knows it's a wee little wee-wee, but his ego is, as always, determined to somehow prove the truth wrong in the most embarrassing fashion imaginable. Taking photos that back up what we've all known for years isn't gonna help you out, Gerg.

In other news, as horrifying as these selfies are, that's still a better-looking female ass than Momokun's. I'll take my deviant ratings, y'all know it's the truth. Greg should do troon porn. I mean, we know he has the fake rubber tits already. And he's got the THOT poses down pat. Pretty sure this is the only avenue left for him to pursue if he wants to continue making internet buxx. If it's between pathetic porn and working at Starbucks, we know which one Greg is choosing.

Edit: I cannot spell.
 
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Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Elwood Blues

We're on a mission from God.
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Can't believe I'm making this post, as this porn saga is one of the most disturbing things (to me personally) on this site. I hate it so so much.
Greg's balls look tiny and don't appear to have dropped in that pic because he's got a death grip on the carrot and is pulling it upwards so we don't see it hanging. I'm sure they hang when he's not desperately hiding the 🥕.
 

Gorlax

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I don’t wanna rekindle the discussion about true dick size average again ‘cause I think it’s kinda meh but:

Greg could have an 8 inch dick for all I care. He could be hung like a moose, and guess what? He’s still a baby carrot. He wouldn’t know how to use his dick any more than a child whose hasn’t even fully developed yet, and by the looks of his acorns, he never did. As a few people said, it’s what he does with his dick that counts, and his behaviors and mindset scream tiny dick compensation regardless of his actual size. His recent “sex worker” antics scream this the loudest tbh, and I will never get over how funny it is that a man in his thirties who thinks he’s god is still so obsessed about what people think of his peepee.
 

mousetrap

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I don’t wanna rekindle the discussion about true dick size average again ‘cause I think it’s kinda meh but:

Greg could have an 8 inch dick for all I care. He could be hung like a moose, and guess what? He’s still a baby carrot. He wouldn’t know how to use his dick any more than a child whose hasn’t even fully developed yet, and by the looks of his acorns, he never did. As a few people said, it’s what he does with his dick that counts, and his behaviors and mindset scream tiny dick compensation regardless of his actual size. His recent “sex worker” antics scream this the loudest tbh, and I will never get over how funny it is that a man in his thirties who thinks he’s god is still so obsessed about what people think of his peepee.
that's right....his personality is just mircodick
 

A Beached Whale

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I don’t wanna rekindle the discussion about true dick size average again ‘cause I think it’s kinda meh but:

Greg could have an 8 inch dick for all I care. He could be hung like a moose, and guess what? He’s still a baby carrot. He wouldn’t know how to use his dick any more than a child whose hasn’t even fully developed yet, and by the looks of his acorns, he never did. As a few people said, it’s what he does with his dick that counts, and his behaviors and mindset scream tiny dick compensation regardless of his actual size. His recent “sex worker” antics scream this the loudest tbh, and I will never get over how funny it is that a man in his thirties who thinks he’s god is still so obsessed about what people think of his peepee.
The absolute hilarity of him actually having a microdick is just the cherry on top though. :story: