I'm sure Gurg has literally fucked himself in one of his creepy CG OnlyFans videos.You think he'd fuck a reall doll-replica of himself?
Would the doll then be top or bottom
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I'm sure Gurg has literally fucked himself in one of his creepy CG OnlyFans videos.You think he'd fuck a reall doll-replica of himself?
Would the doll then be top or bottom
I really do wonder if half of his insistence on drilling these demonstrably false claims into the ground isn't for his own benefit. At this point would he pass a polygraph due to believing his version? It has to be hard sometimes if that's the case especially using circular logic like "I couldn't have broke any laws I'm not in jail" which contradict 'I was raped by a teenage girl" who isn't in jail and "my dad is a child molester" who never went to jail.

Eta: shit look at his life in the toilet due to his own shitty and idiotic behavior. He has fucked himself hard and apparently cant stop...I'm sure Gurg has literally fucked himself in one of his creepy CG OnlyFans videos.
That's what makes him particularly amusing IMO. Just when you think he's hit a new low and can't dig himself any further in, the fucker breaks out the jackhammer and dynamite.He has fucked himself hard and apparently cant stop...
Hes hideous. I'd rather be single than be with him. His poor kids.I really do wonder if half of his insistence on drilling these demonstrably false claims into the ground isn't for his own benefit. At this point would he pass a polygraph due to believing his version? It has to be hard sometimes if that's the case especially using circular logic like "I couldn't have broke any laws I'm not in jail" which contradict 'I was raped by a teenage girl" who isn't in jail and "my dad is a child molester" who never went to jail.
Also lol holy shit he looks like crap in that video. More so than usual even, I mean. He looks super old, way older than he is. Like a rough 40s or 50s. Did his plastic surgery collapse under the stress of his imploding excuse for a life or what? In between topless massages from his mom who apparently isnt a child molester?! she should have warned him not to make faces like that because it really is beginning to stick that way. View attachment 2294416
Eta: shit look at his life in the toilet due to his own shitty and idiotic behavior. He has fucked himself hard and apparently cant stop...
Waiting for him to have a hot take on the Britney Spears situation and compare his to hers.When anything that's just happening and gains the attention of people, he always has the need to assert himself to be in there every single time.
-Mass tragedy? He's there
-Election? Check
-Hot gossips/happenings? Insert any stupid "muh intellectual" takes
-Death of any celebrities? Fuck 'em
-His own kid's birthday? THINK ABOUT ME TOO
"I MUST BE IN THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!!!!!"
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And Grug's 'proof' for his dad being a child molester was someone not answering him on the phone when he asked them if his dad molested them. Big fucking kekI really do wonder if half of his insistence on drilling these demonstrably false claims into the ground isn't for his own benefit. At this point would he pass a polygraph due to believing his version? It has to be hard sometimes if that's the case especially using circular logic like "I couldn't have broke any laws I'm not in jail" which contradict 'I was raped by a teenage girl" who isn't in jail and "my dad is a child molester" who never went to jail.
Greg is under the conservatorship of all the teenage girls in the world. He has to hide in sheds and in cars because they wont stop raping himWaiting for him to have a hot take on the Britney Spears situation and compare his to hers.
in b4 "I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME... JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT SHANE DAWSON AND CHRIS HANSON... ONCE AGAIN... ONISION IS THE HARBINGER OF TRUTH... FEEL FREE TO DEBATE ME AT ONISION.NET after you pay for Ultimate Shinigami We Live In A Society Access"Waiting for him to have a hot take on the Britney Spears situation and compare his to hers.
I’d rather kill myself than be with him.Hes hideous. I'd rather be single than be with him. His poor kids.
He looks like Jaime Lee Curtis.Also lol holy shit he looks like crap in that video. More so than usual even, I mean. He looks super old, way older than he is. Like a rough 40s or 50s. Did his plastic surgery collapse under the stress of his imploding excuse for a life or what? In between topless massages from his mom who apparently isnt a child molester?! she should have warned him not to make faces like that because it really is beginning to stick that way. View attachment 2294416
Eta: shit look at his life in the toilet due to his own shitty and idiotic behavior. He has fucked himself hard and apparently cant stop...
I just lost 57 seconds of my life I will never get back. Ever.
Why is he knocking on something?he's so not mad guys!
Not sure if this is the same for the English/US but here you knock on wood to not jinx something you just said.Why is he knocking on something?
Sheeit.. happy 85th birthday Onion.
He got that from hitting himself so many times with kombucha bottles.
Ohhhhh, that makes sense. I thought he was just being a retard.Not sure if this is the same for the English/US but here you knock on wood to not jinx something you just said.
Lol.Which in this case would mean he does it to prevent from those things actually happening.
There was a split second I thought this was Vincent D'Onofrio from "The Cell", but as creepy as his character was, he was more attractive than this picture.