Only one wish -
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Yeeb-Renzo
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Could I use that wish to grant me more wishes?
To not age.
Like ever.
Like ever.
Sure but only one at a time so it's an endless loop until you choose.
Make every single lolcow in the world reform
That's a very kind wish.
What would become of the Farms?
Well
New lolcows would slowly appear and we'd have a whole new batch to laugh at.
We'd finally be free to do what the farms were designed to do
Make a sex mansion where all the kiwis would fuck @Heretics on Holiday daily.
I wish to have that cool asian poster back.
I'd wish for eternal youth, and vigor.
Failing that, I'd settle for being Nick Cave.
Failing that, I'd settle for being Nick Cave.
To go back in time and restart my life. But I get to keep my current knowledge and mind. Not only would it mean I'd be the smartest kindergartener ever but I'd get to recognize the people no longer with me and let them know that I love them.
Corny shit like that.
Corny shit like that.
God-tiered art skills and decent confidence in order to create a decent livelihhod for myself.
I'd wish to be able to make 10 wishes at the same time
I'd wish I'd wish I were a fish
Move all the people that are ruining to California to New York so they can never leave. So I can move back.
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