IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[Dog Prom 3D]

When Goocheese is inevitably found dismembered in a dumpster, the Netflix series about her murder should be called Spider-Man Kiss.

Also, I absolutely refuse to believe that any woman willingly fucked Blade. That pic of him passed out with his stomach deflated and distended, forming a flesh puddle a good foot and a half away from his torso haunts me. His teeth. His rotting lower quadrant. The continual odor of piss and shit wafting off his clothes. He’s so vile he gives meth whores pause. And you mean to tell me a human woman who was not forced to do so at gunpoint fucked him and let him impregnate her?

And the hell of it is, Blade needs to demand a paternity test because I also refuse to believe he has a single motile sperm left in his unwashed, shit-splashed balls. If she fucked Blade, there is nothing she won’t fuck.

 

[Aramis]

Also, I absolutely refuse to believe that any woman willingly fucked Blade.

It's incredible what can happen if you're willing to lower your standards enough. In this case, they're around James Earl Jones' voice low. You don't want to see what happens if you go lower than that,

 

[Hot Dawg]

Though we would be deprived of the entertainment in watching him sink lower and lower, he really needs to get himself off the internet and into some sort of rehab. He has no prospects, job, or future. He can't provide for those kids. He is a perpetual 18 year old in the body of a almost 40 year old man.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

im just surprised blades dick still works. and he somehow made twins? god damn.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Though we would be deprived of the entertainment in watching him sink lower and lower, he really needs to get himself off the internet and into some sort of rehab. He has no prospects, job, or future. He can't provide for those kids. He is a perpetual 18 year old in the body of a almost 40 year old man.

That reminds me... Which gender will the babies be? Future stripper or future sex offender?

Jokes aside, Blade is either lying about the pregnancy or he's known about it for a while. Remember a month or two ago when he was shitfaced and saying that he wanted twins with Becky? That's one hell of a coincidence.

 

[Hot Dawg]

That reminds me... Which gender will the babies be? Future stripper or future sex offender?

Jokes aside, Blade is either lying about the pregnancy or he's known about it for a while. Remember a month or two ago when he was shitfaced and saying that he wanted twins with Becky? That's one hell of a coincidence.

I would hope he is just lying at this point. The road where he is a "parent " goes nowhere fast other than sadness and more broken people.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Having caught up on this thread, there are no words that can describe how terrified I am at Blade possibly having a child. If that child manages to be born without severe deformities, it's going to have one of the worst upbringings imaginable. There's no telling what kind of monster they'll be in about twenty years.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Blade clips from the rv trip they stopped in El Paso and drank in the rec room at an RV park:

9 am firesales, but Blade doesnt like drinking, he just does it for the stream:
https://streamable.com/rffmde
blade is always busy like a generator:
https://streamable.com/iki1zl
shooter does shots with blade:
https://streamable.com/z8k7ly
The rv is just a mobile garage for blade, he only went irl like 4 times during the rv trip:

blade claims he only "hugged" the mayo pornstar like he "hugged" goocheese:
https://streamable.com/vuirnp
Blade faking firesales?:
https://streamable.com/p36yj2
Blade describing his firesales:
https://streamable.com/2i2ixx
Blade upset at Loulz keem NIGGER donos (watch blades face). blade is NOT racist:
https://streamable.com/a364qt
Blade, Brain Pisso Phd gives us his hot political takes:
https://streamable.com/wk62qj
The rv group loses blade, they find him passed out in the rec room:
https://streamable.com/df5648
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blade crying very epic:
https://streamable.com/nhn9nj
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Blade spits in the gas station:
https://streamable.com/d0udn9
Blade hates ip2 btw:
https://streamable.com/hgg2g8
johnny vs Blade:

Blade pants are coming off again LIT ROMNEY:

 

[Ero]

He tried to appeal the ban but only got an automated message back.
Here's what Blade said on his Instagram:

I love how i can can do youtube for 11 years and while I’m not the Disney channel, I still get automated responses email towards a sudden termination of my livelyhood. Of course this comes as I legit am trying to turn a healthier chapter. I’m not worried tho, I’ll get it back, no rush, soo many people asked about old gems like Sunday chills and gta play through. The super old school heads will remember crash best game ever and the snd clips. My entire catalog of a huge portion of my life gone? No- bring that back. No twitch no twitter, never really made this Instagram about “blade” but I guess this is how you can find me until I get it back, I’m not quiting youtube, even if it’s trying to quit me, squatters right

 

[anuscabbage12]

blade maybe coming back on dlive: https://streamable.com/em8t3h
and go for rv7 and the streamer house. Baked and co are trying to get bjorn as well there

 

[ConwayPimp]

Is Blade still alive?

 

[Ero]

Is Blade still alive?

Seems so, his mom visited him for Thanksgiving which means their relation isn't as bad anymore I guess..
This is his most recent post on his IG.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Seems so, his mom visited him for Thanksgiving which means their relation isn't as bad anymore I guess..
This is his most recent post on his IG.View attachment 1786833

Passing the gift of diabetes.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Is he dead yet

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Seems so, his mom visited him for Thanksgiving which means their relation isn't as bad anymore I guess..
This is his most recent post on his IG.

View attachment 1786833

She's going to have rotten teeth like RWhiteGoose did...

 

[anuscabbage12]

Is he dead yet

no. Hes sober now:

he also wont grift off Johnny's death

He wants to stream on dlive now that his channel is gone, and will appear for RV7 and the streamer house if Baked Alaska doesnt get arrested and put in jail this time. So far Baked has somehow escaped the macing assault charge

 

[LordofCringe7206]

no. Hes sober now:
View attachment 1832004
he also wont grift off Johnny's death
View attachment 1832011
He wants to stream on dlive now that his channel is gone, and will appear for RV7 and the streamer house if Baked Alaska doesnt get arrested and put in jail this time. So far Baked has somehow escaped the macing assault charge

This sobriety will end like all the other's do: him relapsing and making things worse for himself. The fact that he is considering yet another RV trip and stream house while trying to remain sober proves it. Why would you put yourself into a position where you are surrounded by drugs, alcohol and tons of poor influences?

Part of me really wants to see feel sympathy for him due to his struggles with addiction. But he is so fucking dumb and such an asshole about his alcoholism.

 

[Thundermania]

As it goes. Goodbye Brian, hellooooo Blade.

 

[ConwayPimp]

Toe update:

Spoiler: gross

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Oh holy moly shitfuck that is nasty...that toe is coming off!