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ONLYuseMEBLADE, or Brian Risso is a failed call of duty streamer who made his way in the YouTube community by using mainly knifing during the COD YouTube days. He started his channel of the same name in 2009 making him an OG. Here is a sample of the content he produced before alcohol and IRL infected his life

Perfect game

Trolling the kids

Also here is more in depth on past Blades if your interested


From what I’ve gathered it seems , Brian slowly moved away from the call of duty content and has moved his way to the great community of absolute winners that is the IRL community. From this the ex ice Poseidon fan base has found him as their main source of ‘content’ for them.

This content mostly consists of Blades getting drunk, blackout drunk usually and doing the following groping woman, falling over, pissing himself onstream and denying it among the least. Here are some examples of way too drunk Blades

He pees himself and refuses to acknowledge in his drunken stupor.

They fuck with him relentlessly for content.

I mean relentlessly

Groper mode: Activated!

Here is a cow crossover with Corrine from the kill stream days where he gets Gropey, only god knows why she is relevant.

If you’re still not convinced here’s a video of him admitting he is an alcoholic with no hope along with a breakdown of his antics

Finally his alcoholism being the main way he makes money through streams has caused significant issues with Health. He has sores growing on his leg which is a sign of either A liver failure or B diabetes this causing poor circulation in his body. Here is a photo of his leg to prove that he most likely will lose it if he doesn’t stop.
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Also a funny song he likes to sing about the holes in his leg

All this has culminated now with a alleged rape perepatrated by him but it’s better covered on ice Poseidon’s thread and I don’t feel right stealing someone else’s hard work so here’s the link on the alleged rape and clips

Ok about a day after the alleged rape the group he was with who were part of an IRL RV trip had a breakdown Well a friendly stream sniper invited them into his house for the night they all decided to eat mushrooms. Well Blade being in his head about the whole situation allegedly spilled the beans that night. Here is the highlight stream of this interaction the juicy stuff is at 5:37 mark
Here are the screenshots for Pedcord run by the Female ‘victim’ alleged. Her handle is GOOCHEESEF2888AA8-FB78-4AA3-9561-DDB4D252E044.jpeg


All this and more has been extensively documented by the IRL community so big thanks to those guys. Their out hundreds of videos of blade being too drunk to function and doing incredibly stupid shit. I’ll try and aggregate them here if requested.
Blade puts Ethan Ralph to shame with his reckless drinking and that alone makes him a lolcow in my book.
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