CUCK! #OPDESTROYGONEHOME: Destroy Every Single Copy of Gone Home -

I found a physical copy of Gone Home and bought it. What should I do with it?

  • Smash it with a hammer

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Throw it out the window

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Take a shit on it

    Votes: 5 55.6%

  • Total voters
    9

José Mourinho

The Special One
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Gone Home is NOT a fucking game. Period. It doesn't have deaths, it doesn't have any boobies, it doesn't have anything that feels like it's a game regardless of how it is. Therefore, it is not a game and I'd rather play Bubsy 3D and Superman 64 because they're games unlike Gone Home.

However, because of that cuck Anita promoted that piece of shit years ago, we must destroy every single physical copy of it ala Shaq Fu for the SNES. (Because at least Shaq Fu is a game so fuck you)

If you ever find that "game", if you ever see it, smash it. Smash it with a hammer. Smash it 'til every tiny fragment is like, is so small, it's invisible.

We must destroy Gone Home and we should even mass email Valve so that they shouldn't sell this piece of shit at all.

#OPDESTROYGONEHOME
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS "GAME" SHOULD BE DESTROYED PERMANENTLY

DON'T LET THIS GET TO HOME CONSOLES

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HoloSkull

In-Terror-G8tor Playboi
kiwifarms.net
how do i destroy a digital gaem?

Fuckin' casual, get in the party wagon we gotta go take out the server rooms!

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Only the best of the best may tag along. Do you got a capital 'K' flowing in your veins, can you lift, do you know how to board? Must bring your own weapons. We're currently looking for someone talented with a Naginata. We're going to have to bum-rush a bunch of piss baby cucks. Skelingtons welcome.

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*edit I had some more requirements
 
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Overlordmao666

kiwifarms.net
i remember polygon did a review of this abomination. The person who did the review was a good friend of the people behind the game and to the surprise of no one i think she gave a 9 or 10.
Basicly if you hang out with the right people your game will receive a flawless score.

i've never played a boring game like this.
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I JUST GOT A PHYSICAL COPY OF IT GAMERGATERS

I ADDED A POLL TO LET ME DECIDE WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT
 

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