Ok we get it you're a whale stop powerleveling.
I choose to interpret this as saying the man is an amalgamation of Kiwi Farms beliefs, so he’s a liberal-conservative-nazi-communist-hippie-pacifist-schoolshooter-niceguy-furfag-trollshielding-doxmaster-homosexual-trans-religious-athiest-hippie-reactionary manchild pirate hooker who likes to laugh at weird shit on the internet and smoke crack.
I can relate, except I don’t like tequila or need body guards.
excellent list. you forgot TERF.
I'd even argue that a majority of people on the Internet only know him because he's the only person running for President of the United States with a Jojo profile picture, or they recognize his name from that one viral Tumblr post that talked about him. You'd have to be a turbo-autist if you really know his lore, and most of those guys (as demonstrated in this thread) are detractors of his who recognize he's just a millionaire boomer with some bitcoin.
He’s actually a swell dude. If you attend any really small security conferences, there’s a chance someone promised him a few bumps of coke to give a “talk”. Aloof as he may be, he’ll buy a round of shots for a table and regale them with utterly insane (and likely fictional) stories.
