OPERATION: Kingsnake -

[Null]

From: Kloker Mannen <Klokerlove@hotmail.com>
Subject:
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2018 21:50:05 +0000

Hi, Chris! I won't give you a penny! you spend them on toys. You're not famous you're infamous af

Skickat från min iPhone

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https://www.instagram.com/officialjiminycricket/

The irony of a man who wants to fuck crickets sending harassing emails about money and toys.

Kill yourself you fucking vermin.

 

[Null]

From: Celine Rice <celinericeartist@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2018 20:58:17 +0100

Miss Christine Weston Chandler,

My name is Celine and I am a concept artist and talent partner from Rizing Games UK. Rizing Games is an upcoming education based associate of Sony PlayStation and game developing team of 120 fresh talents to the gaming industry.

With the recent success of our exhibition at E3 2018 we are looking to expand our catalog of titles and have taken interest in your franchise Sonichu™ as a possible PlayStation title, especially upon hearing of Bethesda's latest reveal which brought you to my immediate attention, I myself am an advocate for LGBT+ in the video games industry and I feel the inclusion of a fellow trans woman, especially within the education community, would be a wonderful inspiration to the next generation of game developers.

I have approval from the CEO M. Warburton to invite you to join our team of young creative minds to make this project a reality as a co-director. This is a formal, paid position and salary will be discussed if you choose to consider our offer.

In compliance with our non-disclosure agreement with Sony I must request that all communications remain unspoken until Sony makes an official announcement.

Find attached a copy of the relevant article that inspired me to contact you, if you are not already aware.

Please have a wonderful day and I eagerly await your response.

Celine Rice
Talent Partner
Rizing Games UK



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By Clyde C.A Ash? Really?

Neck yourself loser.

 

[Null]

Where did you see Clyde C.A Ash?

Check the article.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Anyone who spends any amount of time interacting with Chris on social media is a lolcow

 

[An Ghost]

How did you get these emails? Do people think Christine runs KF and email you?

 

[neger psykolog]

@Null I had no idea there was a fucking Jiminy Cricket fandom. Thank you for Kiwifarms.

 

[Git]

He has to get hundreds of these, each one a potential lolcow. It's a veritable lulz harvest!

 

[James Howlett]

It's like we're going back in trolling time... I'm getting to relive 2007/2008 all over again, and it's underwhelming.

Does this have anything to do with people getting arrested for interacting with Chris?

 

[Judge Holden]

@Null I had no idea there was a fucking Jiminy Cricket fandom. Thank you for Kiwifarms.

Before you ask, Yes......there exists erotic art of him

Spoiler: when you wish upon my brown star

 

[Kosher Dill]

Find attached a copy of the relevant article that inspired me to contact you, if you are not already aware.

Looks like everyone's hopping on the Idea Guy bandwagon since mocked-up news stories worked that one time. Ugh.

 

[GS 281]

@Null I had no idea there was a fucking Jiminy Cricket fandom. Thank you for Kiwifarms.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jiminycricketfan007.10864/

 

[Null]

Does this have anything to do with people getting arrested for interacting with Chris?

It's why he knows who I am and trusts me to do this. I am completely free to drag these people through the worst muck and fluid said autistic person has.

 

[Canned Bread]

> Posing as a fake game company

Why are all of these damn weens so unoriginal?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

People like these is why there will always be bleeding hearts ready to "rescue" Chris, monetarily or otherwise.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Its like clockwork every summer. The clock strikes midnight and all the weens flood Chris at the same time.

 

[Null]

Its like clockwork every summer. The clock strikes midnight and all the weens flood Chris at the same time.

They never stop.

 

[ES 148]

They never stop.

How, though? CWC's a dead meme at best, I'd have thought.

 

[Hrothgar]

> Posing as a fake game company

Why are all of these damn weens so unoriginal?

If they could conceive an original thought, they would also be able to come up with something better to do than email stupid shit to Chris. It's sort of a chicken and egg thing.

 

[Null]

How, though? CWC's a dead meme at best, I'd have thought.

They're all autistic losers.

Cricket fucker has sent like 10 followup emails. I've just blocked him.

 

[thismanlies]

> Posing as a fake game company

Why are all of these damn weens so unoriginal?

I think I read somewhere on the CWCki that everything that can be done to him has been done. Once in a blue moon someone comes up with something funny (the GameStop letter for example). But now we’re just waiting for Barb to die so the Foreclosure Saga can begin.