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[That's Our Lolcow]

Guess we're about to find out if Eli is still free/alive.
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494909090951622656

 

[Varis]

Guess we're about to find out if Eli is still free/alive.
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494909090951622656

 

[BillRiley]

I wonder, did the Tel Aviv cops dump Eli in with the regular crowd or do they have a special cell for idiot American stoner boys. Either way, they probably took his phone.

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@ParkourDude91 Im Freakin Out Here man Yestaday Tha Fucking Cops Talked 2 Me Theyre Like Suspicious Of Me N Shit! I Had 2 Bluff My Way Out!!

Edit: Whelp, I stand corrected! Eli's still stumbling around the tourist area.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Guess we're about to find out if Eli is still free/alive.
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494909090951622656

... and now I have to leave Israel, they're on to me.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

OH FUCK! He's only got 50 ISLAMS left! Damn that's a risky spot to be in.
https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494928926880567296

 

[Superior Watermelon]

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... and now I have to leave Israel, they're on to me.
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It sounds like Jace is gonna trickle him just enough money for food and a roof until he finds Tupac

 

[OBAMATRON]

Prove the mission is worth it? Jace is gonna abandon him in Israel.

 

[Smutley]

 

[CWCissey]

It sounds like Jace is gonna trickle him just enough money for food and a roof until he finds Tupac

It sounds more like Eli is going to be living on the streets in Tel Aviv.

 

[OBAMATRON]

 

[BillRiley]

@IcyPlayboi69 This isn't about cool, this is about saving lives. I TOLD you the reason u arent finding shit is cuz you havent left Tel Aviv.

Wow. Jace really is trying to get Eli killed. I take back everything. Jace is completely bug-nuts insane!

 

[OBAMATRON]

 

[CatParty]

finish the mission faggot eli.

 

[OBAMATRON]

 

[Tzyt]

Oh god no. I honestly feel bad for Eli now.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[OBAMATRON]

 

[XYZpdq]

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It's better when you imagine it as a Metal Gear Solid codec scene.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

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Eli is gonna pass out and die from a heat stroke in the middle of the streets of Tel Aviv because Jace wants to be a true undercover marine like John Cena.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Jace=Cartman