Opinions - 14 habits -

[neger psykolog]

(you should read the entire article because its pretty well done, there were just a few things that immediately caught my eye about it)

https://www.alternet.org/here-are-14-habits-highly-miserable-people
http://archive.fo/OIZTF

 

[Zack the ripper]

thanks man i needed this <3

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

Was worth the detailed reading and is quite interesting
I can't help but laugh or chuckle at the descriptions now and then

 

[FalsePositivity]

Wow that’s uh...really something. There certainly are a lot of parallels to a certain lolcow we all know.

 

[notquiteaperson]

This was obviously written by a sociopathic detractor specifically about dave and disguised as the work of a psychologist to make it seem legitimate. Its clearly a forgery, possibly done in flash. #13 was included so that one point did not perfectly describe dave as a diversion but come on, the second paragraph of #14, who else could you possibly be talking about that accurately?

 

[BrunoMattei]

13 of 14 of those (who knows, Kat may be damaged and he thinks he can fix her?) match Phil to a T.

 

[neger psykolog]

Wow that’s uh...really something. There certainly are a lot of parallels to a certain lolcow we all know.

This was obviously written by a sociopathic detractor specifically about dave and disguised as the work of a psychologist to make it seem legitimate. Its clearly a forgery, possibly done in flash. #13 was included so that one point did not perfectly describe dave as a diversion but come on, the second paragraph of #14, who else could you possibly be talking about that accurately?

13 of 14 of those (who knows, Kat may be damaged and he thinks he can fix her?) match Phil to a T.

I lost it at "clean out your savings account and move to a state you know nothing about"

 

[gaarashatan]

cmon dood, these scientists dont know wtf theyre talking about dood. theyre just a bunch of funny coat motherfuckers messing with beakers, they dont know shit about me or mah life dood. i have a 10 year legacy on YT and im doing great. i mean #12 doesnt even closely describe me, how often do i actually bring up my 4th place evo tournament of street fighter? just a buncha nonsense scientists making me look bad dood

 

[Preferred Penne]

I lost it at "clean out your savings account and move to a state you know nothing about"

He knew that the fresh Seattle air cures back problems.

 

[Near]

I lost it at "clean out your savings account and move to a state you know nothing about"

That is very oddly specific.
It's like the author heard DSP talk for a few minutes, and this was all that she needed to do a fourteen point article

 

[Osaka Boss]

#12 reminded me of the Wolverine Toy lol

 

[ZehnBoat]

tl;dr (to be updated if anyone has an example for 5)

1. phil's fear mongering about I MIGHT LOSE MUH HOUSE AND MUH JOB
2. late night gin drinking, I DIDNT RAGE QUIT.. I BORED QUIT
3. I HAVE DEPRESSION, IM STRESSED FROM DUH DETRACTORS
4. OTHER STEEMERS ARE SHILLS
5. [can't think of anything but it does sound like something phil would do]
6. phil only talks positively about something if he thinks it helps him look PAHSITIVE to help keep angry people off his back.. he didn't really care about people with disabilities playing vidya, he just needed a random topic to show the world that he's really nice and the hate is unfounded
7. the most gratitude he has ever shown was to a fake donation
8. hour long prestreams about his problems.. DAILY
9. MUH PARENTS DIDNT GET ME MUH WOLVERINE TOY
10. doesn't enjoy music, games only exist to make him money, and TV is something to do while he guzzles gin
11. hour long prestreams talking about himself
12. MUH 4TH PLACE WIN, MUH WOLVERINE TOY
13. and by reform phil thinks of "make mindless maid"
14. phil goes out of his to let you know whatever is on his mind, regardless if it's needed or not, and it's 99% negative

 

[CausticMinory]

I think I died at number 2. And he tries to reform partners as well, look at all the paypigs begging for his attention.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Number 6 had me laughing a bit since I just watched this

 

[Lurkette]

I tried some of those exercises for like three seconds each and immediately felt so miserable, anxious and like such a shithead I had to stop
people do this intentionally?
i know the answer is yes, but i can't wrap my head around it