OPL Christmas wish list -

[AtroposHeart]

What will Chris be wanting this Christmas?

I'm going for this

http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/q3 ... EtX5_clZ-g

Lego Friends, for the 3DS

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He wants his childhood innocence back.

 

[Pikonic]

He wants his childhood innocence delusions back.

Fixed.

He wants all his gal pals to turn honest.

 

[CatParty]

he never really grew out of childhood

 

[A-Stump]

He wants his Sailor Moon DVD's back

 

[CatParty]

i don't think it matters. he'll whine about anything he gets anyway.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Maybe he should consider writing to Jolly Buddha instead, I hear that's totally a thing.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

A cure for autism

 

[Donald Duck]

He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.

Does he even believe in Santa anymore or has that soured for him like faith in God?? Especially since he thinks the both of them are some kind of genie and neither have ever given him anything he wants.

 

[exball]

Coleslaw to come take care of Borb.

 

[Chuggernaut]

He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.

Does he even believe in Santa anymore or has that soured for him like faith in God?? Especially since he thinks the both of them are some kind of genie and neither have ever given him anything he wants.

He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.

 

[MrTroll]

A sex doll that can cook and clean.

 

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Santa saw this video 9 (!) years ago and has since been actively avoiding 14BLC.

In all seriousness though, Chris will whine about his Christmas being ruined because his gal-pals no longer are his gal-pals, Snyder won't let him into the Game Place to belittle children, and Megan won't speak to him just because she doesn't understand his rape fantasies... but he forgives her.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Friends. I'd be heartbreaking if we didn't know Chris is a shitty friend.

 

[Stratochu]

I am thinking he'll buy Lego Friends 3DS with his , and that he probably wants the head gasket, transmission or destroyed engine (from timing belt failure, burned piston or oil starvation) that is possibly keeping him from driving the Cadillac fixed if that's even why we only see the van now.

He probably wants TRUE and HONEST friends, to be allowed back into THe GAMe PLACe, his Sailor Moon DVDs, a sweetheart, to get better with no effort and Bob to come back.

 

[Mourning Dove]

In-person friends and sweethearts and everyone to leave him alone!!!11

 

[Donald Duck]

He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.

Does he even believe in Santa anymore or has that soured for him like faith in God?? Especially since he thinks the both of them are some kind of genie and neither have ever given him anything he wants.

He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.

Ha! I'm a little out of it from only having had 3 hours sleep last night, so I had to read your post again after I thought you wrote it like this:

He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Finding Tiffany. Also, for the trolls to go against Snyder/Walsh/Megan/Sarah Bevel/etc.

 

[The Knife]

Chris wants for his Real, True and Honest Gal-Pals to step forward and tell him that they were really his friends after all and that they were just being slandered by the dang dirty impersonating trolls who sent him that cruel, heart-flattening email.

And also a PS4.