Oprah Candidacy Salt -

[Y2K Baby]

Cute. I hope God Empress Oprah will be kind to you.

I already have @Internet War Criminal going after her.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, William Kristol just said she would make a good candidate, so considering his track record, she's doomed.

 

[Neil]

At least I won't have to worry about getting a new car in 2020.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Well, William Kristol just said she would make a good candidate, so considering his track record, she's doomed.

I'll wait until the only confirmed soothsayer, Scott Adams, weighs in on her candidacy.

 

[Reverse Cuck]

This wouldn't be anywhere near as funny as a second term for Trump.

I mean, nice try and all, (((guys))), but there was a certain perfect storm of events that made Trump becoming the President so hilarious. This is just a celebrity wanting to become president. There's nothing funny about that on its own, it would just set a trend for more tryhard celebrities to run, like Kanye. Trump had a certain thing about him that made him especially ridiculous, and above all, delightfully rebellious, for the more chaotic right-leaning voter.

And on top of that, Trump is actually doing shit I like, sometimes. I can't honestly see Oprah stumping the Trump, but it'll be interesting, one way or another.

I'd prefer 4 years of Trump, 4 years of Oprah, 4 years of Nugent (or some Duck Dynasty guy), 4 years of Kanye, etc.). It's a nice balance where both sides equally freak out.

 

[proteus4994]

I'm a little offended that you guys don't think a Yeezus presidency wouldn't be like a million times more hilarious than Trump's presidency.

 

[Ineedahero]

I'm a little offended that you guys don't think a Yeezus presidency wouldn't be like a million times more hilarious than Trump's presidency.

Agreed, there have been several comments in this thread shit-talking Kanye and I am very close to flipping out right now.

 

[Bubb_Rubb]

What if Oprah turns out to be a good president though?

 

[Slamerella]

Hey hold on a second, didn't Ron Mother-fuckin' Perlman also say he'd run in 2020?

 

[Flustercuck]

I already have @Internet War Criminal going after her.

so that's why he's been missing for so long

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I like Oprah as much as every basic white bitch, but I'd rather see her just retire and enjoy her wealth. She's a nice lady but I don't think she's presidential material, nor would she enjoy it.

 

[jace821]

I want to see Oprah try to get the democratic nomination just to see how Hillary would fuck her over then lose to trump again.

 

[Tetra]

I'd be amazing if trump started some de-facto presidental dynasty entirely compassed of celebrities.

 

[proteus4994]

I want to see Oprah try to get the democratic nomination just to see how Hillary would fuck her over then lose to trump again.

Literally just this with Oprah's head photoshopped on

I'm not sure the Hillary well goes very deep.

 

[Steve Mayers]

Unsurprisingly Martin Brodel has made more salty videos about this.

 

[captkrisma]

I would love to see The Rock go head-to-head against Oprah in a political debate.

 

[niggers]

trend for more tryhard celebrities to run, like Kanye

if you dont think a kanye west presidency would be a fucking laugh riot then i feel bad for you

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

It wouldn't have anywhere near the kind of lasting source of salt and drama that Trump's presidency has, but maybe that's just me assuming that Trump is bottled lightning.

 

[Arse Biscuit]

I was wrong again. I thought, no shit, that "please clap" was the very bottom of the barrel, politically.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Ah, conspiracy theorists getting in a head start.

I'd be amazing if trump started some de-facto presidental dynasty entirely compassed of celebrities.

The last free election will be in 2024 when the Insane Clown Posse become our Presidents Jay and Dope.