the new trasha paytas
orange chicken mukbang 09/18/18 -
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the new trasha paytas
For someone who doesn't read hadurs comments she sure does enjoy making content doing exactly what they say. And of fucking course the only video she's excited for is eating orange chicken.
"Orange chicken is my soulmate... I feel like I could marry orange chicken". Welp, sorry Becks. Trumped by not even daddy destiny.
"I've tried orange chicken elsewhere and I just don't like it". What about all those Chinese buffets?
Anyone else think this whole "I need to eat before people take it from me" is put on? Trying to act like its some BED shit she can't possibly control? I mean, I value my life, I certainly ain't coming after that chicken. She's just after the hate views after Necky noped out of making content for her.
EDIT: Well, clearly I commented too soon. Gorl decided to try be a comedian today. Still a shitpost either way.
"Orange chicken is my soulmate... I feel like I could marry orange chicken". Welp, sorry Becks. Trumped by not even daddy destiny.
"I've tried orange chicken elsewhere and I just don't like it". What about all those Chinese buffets?
Anyone else think this whole "I need to eat before people take it from me" is put on? Trying to act like its some BED shit she can't possibly control? I mean, I value my life, I certainly ain't coming after that chicken. She's just after the hate views after Necky noped out of making content for her.
EDIT: Well, clearly I commented too soon. Gorl decided to try be a comedian today. Still a shitpost either way.
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Captain Ahab
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I bet that poor titanium-reinforced chair was soaking wet after she licked the last crumb off the plate.
Make Believe
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never had orange chicken, is it good?
"Orange Chicken is my Soul Mate." Finally, some honesty
Malibougie
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She thinks that she is so clever. We know that this was the conversation she had with Becky there earlier- you know when she ate their and brought home that to-go bag.
She is such a bad cook that even her orange and chicken looks unappetizing.
She is such a bad cook that even her orange and chicken looks unappetizing.
Y’all already know she’s got a big old plate of actual orange chicken sitting right behind the camera. At least she was honest about how much she loves it.
Amber thinks she’s smart by trolling everyone about her orange chicken addiction, but she’s really just trolling herself. I genuinely think that Amber loves food more than Becky.
Captain Ahab
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It’s okay. It’s not very healthy though. Most restaurants deep-fry the chicken and add a ton of sugar to the sauce. You can make a healthy version, though I doubt Amber would like it.
It’s what you get for being a nearly bed bound beanbag. The pallid skin brings out her ‘beetus brown eyes. The jaundice gives her a nice glow to complete our gorl’s ethereal look.
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Plot Twist: She was originally gonna do a legit Orange Chicken Mukbang but she ate it on the car ride home
Orange chicken will not fix the like/dislike ratio big AL, it's just not that popular to normies based only on the merits of its taste profile.
Whatthefuck
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Totally given up. Now we're just trolling and it happens to be the most honest "work" she's ever produced. Well done, Hambert.
Amber thinking she’s clever. We all know she eats the real deal because she’s made videos of herself doing that exact thing. She’s fooling no one.
Before I clicked the link I was like : you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Thanks for the gif @Captain Ahab
Best video summary a gorl could ask for.
Thanks for the gif @Captain Ahab
Best video summary a gorl could ask for.
Whatthefuck
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It's not that it's "bad". I don't particularly enjoy cloyingly sweet foods and this is what it is. Imagine chicken tenders enveloped in a doughnut with syrup on top. That's pretty much where we are. There's nothing ethnically Chinese about it. It's a vehicle for breading and sugar.
