Ordinary sausage / Mr. Sausage - Internet sausage dad.

[Titos]

His Slim Jim sausage made me never want to eat Slim Jims again. I hate him for that but my arteries are thankful.

 

[Zebedee]

The sausage king reigns eternal. My personal favourite was the lasagna sausage, just because he put all that time into making a delicious and complicated pasta dish, only to sacrifice it unto the grinder.