ORNAMENT HAUL!!!!!! 12/6/2017 -

[C3PBRO]

Let's sit our fat asses down and look at some tacky sweatshop ordiments.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Couldn’t make much further than the first minute. This is fucking ridiculous.

 

[vodka]

Someone count out the amount of "glittery"'s and "sooo cute"'s in this video. She's such a great writer, she doesn't how to describe anything without using the words 'cute' or 'good'.

 

[C3PBRO]

lol

Why do they keep bringing up Victoria's Secret? Neither of these gigantic mingers have ever been able to fit into VS.

 

[EH 110]

Why do they keep bringing up Victoria's Secret? Neither of these gigantic mingers have ever been able to fit into VS.

They sell perfume and body sprays, which you know Big Amber loves.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

They sell perfume and body sprays, which you know Big Amber loves.

That's their plus-size section.

I think back when Amber was living with Krystle, her purple pajama shirt might have been Victoria's Secret, because it had a little VS on it, but that might have been for Virginia Slims or something.

Remember when she was watching the VS fashion show and you could see her fat reflection wearing a blanket, looking sad in the screen superimposed over the models? Goodtimes. And now she's got two ornaments to commemorate the occasion.

Edit: Oh Damn, just found her wearing that top in the famous early Christmas video.

 

[EH 110]

I think back when Amber was living with Krystle, her purple pajama shirt might have been Victoria's Secret, because it had a little VS on it, but that might have been for Virginia Slims or something.

Back when she lost 89 pounds?

 

[Octomet]

She forgot a few.....

 

[Xenomorph]

lol

Why do they keep bringing up Victoria's Secret? Neither of these gigantic mingers have ever been able to fit into VS.

Bitch is so fat shes always sitting.

 

[nyankosensei]

Bitch is so fat shes always sitting.

if she keeps gaining weight she is gonna be doing videos laying on her bed

 

[Xenomorph]

if she keeps gaining weight she is gonna be doing videos laying on her bed

She will be like that dude from My 600 Pound Life but instead of saying "ow muh leg" it will b e "gorl, my carpel"

 

[Malibougie]

They sell perfume and body sprays, which you know Big Amber loves.

Even those don’t fit her

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Is the cartilage of her ear starting to get fat too? JFC, her body is running out of places to store it all.

 

[Kyserino]

Someone count out the amount of "glittery"'s and "sooo cute"'s in this video. She's such a great writer, she doesn't how to describe anything without using the words 'cute' or 'good'.

21 x

 

[TopHat]

They sell perfume and body sprays, which you know Big Amber loves.

I hope they sell them in this size.
Maybe they sell the proper tools for a woman of her size to properly apply them as well..

 

[Clown Baby]

View attachment 328884 Is the cartilage of her ear starting to get fat too? JFC, her body is running out of places to store it all.

I think so, she already has the fattest earlobes ever. She's just lucky she doesn't have those slaton genes or she'd start growing a horn

 

[hank hill]

“I’m not an atheist, y’all! Don’t get it twisted!” But she hasn’t even bothered to learn who baby Jesus is??

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If I'm not mistaken, she thought she was atheist but decided she is more agnostic.

Edit: Well after today's younow and her vehemently denying she ever said it, now I want to go back and the video where she said she was atheist. I think she was in the car with Destiny...does anyone happen to recall?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

“I’m not an atheist, y’all! Don’t get it twisted!” But she hasn’t even bothered to learn who baby Jesus is??

She didn't know Mary and Joseph. Now that she's seen them on a keeyoot ordament, she's down with the Nativity. Yaaasss!

 

[PiggyPie]

Even atheists know who baby jesus is . She is just a fucking moron. Also, they spent like 80$ on ornaments? The fuck?? What a vapid bitch.