Oscar Nominations 2018 - Because some people take Hollywood fart sniffing too seriously.

[CWCissey]

The Oscar nominations are going to be announced later today, and with our current heavily politicised atmosphere, you know some motherfuckers are going to be triggered.

Collect the results here.

Also, poll for funsies.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I honestly think Hollywood is out of big named Celebs to crucify. They barely had enough steam going into the Golden Globes to make it relevant and their sanctimonious bullshit kinda fell flat and late. If they want to stump that theme again at the Oscars and not look even more batshit insane than they already are, Hollywood's gonna have to cough up another scandal where some guy touched a woman's arm or had sex with them but only asked for consent once instead of every 5 minutes.

I think they'll fall back to the good ol standard of "Black People are underrepresented" 'cause that seems to never NOT be a something they REEE about, no matter how many nominations and awards are given. It's an easy one to consistently trot out, too because apparently the quality of the film doesn't matter to that movement. The fact that Tyler Perry has never won or been nominated is all the proof they need.

 

[Flustercuck]

if there arent 15 black women that are nominated, there aren't enough blacks, or women

 

[Grog]

It's all going to be about sexual assault (read: celebrity whoring). I doubt many people will REE since everyone already expects it.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

It's going to be bascially what @Kokorengo said, because celebrities are fake compared to reality. Everything they do is some form of fake or fraudlent because if they don't then they lose publicity. It's the stupidest high school popularity competition.

 

[IV 445]

Fuck Hollywood

 

[CatParty]

http://deadline.com/2018/01/oscar-nominations-2018-academy-award-nominees-1202266874/

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DUNKIRK
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LADY BIRD
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JoAnne Sellar, Paul Thomas Anderson, Megan Ellison and Daniel Lupi, Producers

THE POST
Amy Pascal, Steven Spielberg and Kristie Macosko Krieger, Producers

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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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WOODY HARRELSON
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SAM ROCKWELL
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THE SHAPE OF WATER
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COSTUME DESIGN

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from Mudbound; Music and Lyric by Mary J. Blige, Raphael Saadiq and Taura Stinson

MYSTERY OF LOVE
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REMEMBER ME
from Coco; Music and Lyric by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez

STAND UP FOR SOMETHING
from Marshall; Music by Diane Warren; Lyric by Lonnie R. Lynn and Diane Warren

THIS IS ME
from The Greatest Showman; Music and Lyric by Benj Pasek and Justin Paul

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BLADE RUNNER 2049
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DARKEST HOUR
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DUNKIRK
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Written by Martin McDonagh

 

[pozilei]

Wonder Woman was snubbed, you guise!

http://archive.md/dKZ8z

And, yeah, in a year when it really stunk (more than usual) to be a woman in America, Wonder Woman was a bit of high-quality escapism aimed precisely half the planet.

Yeah, life is really superduper hard when you have the time and money to go see a comic book film in a nice, air-conditioned movie theater.

 

[CatParty]

Wonder Woman was snubbed, you guise!
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Yeah, life is really superduper hard when you have the time and money to go see a comic book film in a nice, air-conditioned movie theater.

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look up the people sperging about thor not getting a nomination lol

 

[Absolutego]

Lol, DC finally makes a decent blockbuster like Marvel's been churning out for years and people think it's Oscar worthy.

Capeshit is never going to win a Best Picture award. The Dark Knight was the closest they ever got.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Why can't the movies I like be nominated?"

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who cares about the Oscars is completely autistic.

 

[Big_Boss]

Wonder Woman was snubbed, you guise!
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Yeah, life is really superduper hard when you have the time and money to go see a comic book film in a nice, air-conditioned movie theater.

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What's even more funny is that WB poured a lot of money in getting it nominated for a Oscar and Wonder Woman didn't get anything.

 

[Draza]

Anyone who cares about the Oscars is a fool.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

If it weren't for the Oscars, stuff like The Darkest Hour and Phantom Thread would have never been made. The Oscars are Hollywood's last bastion of pretending to care about quality. Sure they're a stupid pointless award but if they didn't exist we'd just get 200 shitty superhero/sci-fi blockbusters a year and that'd be it. The only thing that'd matter would be money and that'd just mean pandering to China with flashy lights.

 

[Petronella]

I'm surprised Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling weren't nominated for Blade Runner, they're pretty big names.

 

[Spellskite]

The only reason I care about the Oscars is because I want to see all the circlejerking they try to pull off about OH WE'VE FINALLY ADDRESSED SEXISM IN HOLLYWOOD THANK GOD ITS OVER! If Meryl Streep comes out and lectures everyone about how women have been mistreated in Hollywood for decades to thunderous applause, I'm going to split my sides.

 

[nosemouth]

Gee whilickers, it's a real mystery why Get Out was nominated.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm surprised Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling weren't nominated for Blade Runner, they're pretty big names.

But it's a sci-fi, so The Academy look down on it like they do with straight up comedies.

It's why Denzel Washington was nominated rather than James Franco.