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Culture Oscars Introduce New Award For "Outstanding Popular Film"In other news, Black Panther wins the award every year to come

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@Lipitor

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Who's gonna be the first winner of the five nominees?

  1. Black Panther

    13 vote(s)
    12.4%
  2. Black Panther

    5 vote(s)
    4.8%
  3. Black Panther

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  4. Black Panther

    15 vote(s)
    14.3%
  5. Avengers: Infinity War (featuring Black Panther)

    66 vote(s)
    62.9%
  1. I used to care. But then the hosts stopped being funny.
     
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    Oscar Wildean

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  2. Here's an idea.

    STOP SNIFFING YOUR FARTS HOLLYWOOD.
     
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    CWCissey

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  3. If some shitty Adam Sandler comedy becomes a smash hit and they're forced to award it an Oscar because of this, it might be the first time the Oscars have actually been entertaining in years.
     
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    The Jumping Dwarf

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  4. I still get a laugh out of unobtanium!:lol:

    This award is just a way to placate all the #wokekandians who are gonna be buttmad that Black Panther doesn't win every award possible. At least now they can say "hey, we gave it an award and it was the first film to get that award."

    #oscarssowoke

    There was a blind about this award a few days back. It said it was just a way to placate black people because their movies and cast members get snubbed too much. Never mind 12 Years A Slave, Lupita Nyong'o, Moonlight (which wasn't even about werewolves!) and Jordan Peele. I'm sure there are other winners and nominees too that are not old white men or thin white mayonnaise queens. But I stopped watching the Oscars several years ago and I only remember the big names now.

    Also Jordan Peele is biracial so he ain't black enough even though he could never pass for even biracial.

    That's basically it. And honestly this is probably going to be the new "it" category for some. It may replace Best Picture as the category to care about since it will be all about that popularity. Most people care about the big guns. Best actor, actress, director and picture. But often times I've never even heard of half the movies nominated. It's essentially for the industry by the industry and the average person finds that more and more boring since they are going to see super hero movies and not some three hour drama of the year.

    And they can use this as a catch all for everything woke too. It makes me wonder if they'll add actor, actress and director categories for this new category as well. Might as well because then they don't have to use up the regular slots that way and the old guard at the Academy can keep their circle jerk no one else really cares about.
     
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    Dysnomia

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  5. I don't give a damn about racism or what but that film was long and boring while Oz is great.
     
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  6. If you have trouble sitting still for such a paltry amount of time...you might actually require adderall to function in society.
     
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  7. its good they have a blockbuster award now. it'll give hope to things like mad max fury road or toy story 3 or avatar
     
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  8. I thought the visuals of the movie were great. The story, the acting, and the fucking tree were shit, though. We get it, it's a woke Last of the Mahicans.

    And for the longest time I didn't know Peele was biracial. He just looks like a fat nerdy black guy to me.

    Fucking loved Fury Road. Although I am sad it was less about the cars and more about strong wymn.
     
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  9. I’m guessing Marvel’s just being pissy that Suicide Squad and The Dark Knight all got Oscars so they demanded an award tailored to them.

    I expect Infinity War parts one and two to get it.
     
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  10. Those were popular in the 90s-early 2000s.



    I kinda agree with what this guy says, it might get mishandled, it could dilute the Best Picture category and cause confusion, but most of all I like the one comment from this guy's video:

    comment.jpg
     
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  11. They only now care that the dark knight got awards but iron man didn't. They could get 5 billion dollars in profit per movie and still bitch about the lack of Oscar stickers they could slap onto blu ray discs
     
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  12. To be fair, any sane person should be pissed that Suicide Squad won anything that wasn't a Razzie award.

    Seriously, fuck that movie.
     
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  13. Honestly, I’m surprised that it even got the award. Imagine saying that Suicide Squad is an Oscar-winning cinematic masterpiece and is on the same level as fucking Citizen Kane.
     
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  14. Then you say it was for costume design or whatever, and everyone except spergs stop giving a shit.
     
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  15. Movies generally don't do well financially because they're shit.

    https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease/
    https://www.techly.com.au/2015/03/11/science-smelling-farts-reduces-the-risk-of-cancer/
     
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    #55 Iwasamwillbe, Aug 17, 2018
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  16. inb4 disney just wins every fucking year because disney

    seriously, almost every animated film that won an academy award for best animated film was done by a company owned by disney if not disney themselves. disney even had the entire 30s decade for best animated short
     
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  17. I hope Aquaman wins, the reaction to that would be funny as fuck
     
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  18. Don't forget these movies also got Oscar nods:



     
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