Other Christorical Figure -

[DrJoshii]

So... anyone else curious about what happened to other "Christorical" Figures?

I know that Alec is still around giving us his insight on Chris's newest shenanigans. However, could someone give me an update on these other heroes who brought the world the Gift of Chris's Suffering?

Liquid Chris - Last seen at Otakon selling the paper Sonichu medallion and voicing Chris in Sonichu: TAS.
Kacey - Last heard in "THE END FOR REAL" (a lost phone call, seriously does anyone have a mirror?).
Bluespike (assuming he is nesshelper) - Getting trolled due to his own stupidity. Ironic.
Clyde Cash - Last seen emailing Chris while Chris tried to scam him for $9001.

and others I'm too lazy to name.

Please don't post any dangerous info (i.e their locations, their real names, their jobs, their faces).
Just tell me what they're up to these days and if they're alright.

 

[Foulmouth]

Hi chris .

 

[Fishkill]

Hi chris .

Oh my god is it a BRICKS wangler alt?

 

[OtterParty]

Hey, whatever happened to Tiffany? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?

 

[Foulmouth]

Hey, whatever happened to Tiffany? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?

She is safe in my securely locked basement.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Looks like I made it in b4

 

[Fishkill]

Clyde Cash is hiding behind you absorbing information from your computer, biding his time until Chris is not as paranoid.

 

[bradsternum]

Whatever happened to Brad Sternum? He was totally rad.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Clyde is not Vivian.

Liquid Chris and Kacey got married in real life. I happen to know both of their real names, but I'll not be posting them here on CWCki Forums.

 

[Fishkill]

Clyde is not Vivian.

Liquid Chris and Kacey got married in real life. I happen to know both of their real names, but I'll not be posting them here on CWCki Forums.

They have a sad, sad marriage. Kacey gets a mcflurry everyday, and she makes Liqiud drive her there so she can play Candy Crush in the car.

 

[DrJoshii]

Clyde is not Vivian.

Liquid Chris and Kacey got married in real life. I happen to know both of their real names, but I'll not be posting them here on CWCki Forums.

Maybe this thread was a bad idea considering the fact you're all unreliable sources.

Then again Liquid and Kacey were actually good friends judging by the way they talked in one of the phone call.

 

[pickleniggo]

They have a sad, sad marriage. Kacey gets a mcflurry everyday, and she makes Liqiud drive her there so she can play Candy Crush in the car.

That's what I call living the dream.

 

[_blank_]

Here's the thing: what happens in Christory usually stays in Christory. With the exception of Marvin, Alec, and maybe I dunno one or two others, we generally are here for the spectacle and not really getting ourselves involved in the trolling aspects that have happened in Chris' life. Figures in Chris' past have come and gone, and we don't spend any of our time tracking down former trolls that brought the TRUE and HONEST Chris to life, we only thank them for the lulz. Except Bluespike. Motherfucker needed therapy.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm sure Max is fine and dandy. Sure, he was demented, but I don't think anybody is perfect. I sure as hell wasn't at 13.

 

[The Knife]

They all meet once a month at the Ruckersville Starbucks to share troll notes and trade Pokemon cards.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Nothing else of worth is going to be said in this thread, so I implore a mod to lock it.

 

[A-№1]

They all got on with their lives. As should OP. /thread

Edit:

Nothing else of worth is going to be said in this thread, so I implore a mod to lock it.

Also this ☝

 

[DrJoshii]

They all got on with their lives. As should OP. /thread

Just curious is all. But yeah... I guess blank is right. They did what they did, we laughed, and they left.

 

[A-Stump]

Most of those people sucked anyways so why care

 

[Chikinballs]

Damn, that fizzled.