Our Gorl is LAHV - 4/17/2019

666EVE666

Just a normal gorl
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YouNow.com/amberlynnreidd

Giving advice on hair care and weight loss.

ETA:

+Amber just figures she should come on YouNow, she totally doesn't need the money or want a YouNow contract (2:10).
+Amber explains that she is too popular to have everyone as a friend on MFP, and NO she won't make it public (2:59).
+Amber doesn't use her workout DVDs anymore because she physically cannot, she doesn't have enough stamina (4:50).
+Amber talks collabing with NikocadoAvocado, she told him no because she is at her worst (5:13). DUH THAT'S WHY HE WANNA COLLAB BOOBOO
+Amber still wants lip injections (8:07).
+Amber is doing "een-ter-mint-tent fast-eeng" (10:16), she goes 17 hours without eating.
+Amber talks her biggest regret in her relationship with Becky (11:24).
+Amber asks Becky what her weight is and has a Freudian slip (12:10).
+Amber didn't turn in her WLS paperwork on Monday like she said she would (12:36).
+Omg...science....is...right (12:46)????????
+Amber describes how eating one meal in January 2018 brought out the binge monster for the next 14 months (13:20).
+BECKY BUSY AMBER (14:50), they won't be sleeping for a wahle (even though it was ~midnight in their timezone, how's that sleeping schedule coming?).
+HAIR CARE TIPS (16:15), don't let no one fool you into showering more than once a week!!!!! only use super expensive products bc you are too dumb to know what specific chemicals do!!!!!!
+Amber is NAWT falling back into her cycle! Weigh in tomorrow, so excite!! (17:49).
+Amber needs a large meal "of substance", such as McDonal'ds, before one of her "binges" (19:00).
+Amber has COMPLETELY STOPPED EATING SWEETS (besides that one "binge" a few days ago) and proceeds to crah because she misses chocolate (19:44).
+Becky's cornbread tastes like candy, Amber hasn't had candy in SO FUCKING LONG Y'ALL (20:25), 4-5 DAYS!
+Amber bothers Becky until she stops what she's doing to pay attention to Amber (21:57), Amber desperately needed Becky to verify that Amber was practically RUNNEENG earlier and is now a skinny legend.
+Amber is just trying to help people and inspire them (22:43). BE INSPIRED YOU ASSHOLES
+Amber has NO words for haydurs.....proceeds to have a monologue about haydurs (23:37). She doesn't understand that we don't give a fuck she's fat, we care that she's an abusive, manipulative, lying shitbag.
+Amber describes a typical day of eating for her (26:05). Proceeds into a nutrition lecture from Prof. Lynn.
+Amber acts like she hasn't had multiple styes in her eyes over the past couple months (30:30).
+Amber doesn't think her channel is doing better after the subscriber loss because she is getting less views (30:34), HAYDURZ COME BACK!!!
+Amber scolds KickingGeese because she has become sarcastic and is not an asspatter (32:07).
+Amber doesn't understand why she is unlikable (33:49).
+AMBER IS NOT HERE FOR THE VIEWZ (34:32).
+More lahs about marijuana usage (35:09).
+Amber doesn't need a physical therapist, she definitely isn't always complaining about the pain she is in (35:31).
+Amber misses the Cheesecake Factory (35:37).
+Amber doesn't like PettyKitten (35:54).
+Amber makes more than $11k/month from YT (36:22).
+Amber had to pay SOOO MUUUCCCH taxes this year (36:35).
+Amber tries to say her piercings that she had for 6 years closed up after 8 hours (37:14).
+Amber puts aside 43% of her money for taxes (37:47), curious because that exceeds the bracket recommended for people earning more than $500k/year.
+What does Becky do while Amber binges (39:00)?
+Begin tirade on wanting authentic ramen (39:17).
+Can't get authentic ramen because her feet swell too much in the 2 hour car ride (41:11).
+Amber wants to make more cooking videos but it's too hard (43:00).
+Y'all are mean because you didn't like the poem she read last time (44:10).
+Amber compares herself to Billie Eilish (44:35).
+What kind of videos do y'all want (45:20)?
+Amber tries to say she won't guest people because it's "awkward" 4846
+Amber wants to marry Becky (49:00).
+Her and Becky are just trying to better themselves and each other (49:17) LMAO.
+Amber's last binge was the Twix/donut fiasco (50:47).
+Amber would NEVER eat someone else's food (52:13), WHAT ABOUT THE POWDERED DONUTS AMBER.
+Amber reads us a poem (58:09).
+Amber wants to publish a book of poems (1:01:12).
+Amber loves all the nicknames we give her (1:02:20).
+Trashlynn is such a pretty name y'all (1:02:46)--she read off classics like FUPAlynn, Cuntylynn, Smuglynn, Victimlynn, etc.
+Amber got new Torrid shit but didn't haul it because people will think she's off track--SAD (1:06:22)!
+Becky daintily log rolls off the bed in an effort to get up, I am eager to see how Amber gets off the bed as well (1:06:44).
+Becky is not helping Amber diet (1:07:57).
+Education isn't for Amber (1:08:30).
 
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JambledUpWords

Gorl who loves orange chicken
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I watched some of it. It was just as vapid and pointless as her vlogs.
  • She says that her snake bite piercings closed up the day she started working as a PCA despite having the piercings for six years
  • Becky is pretty much ignoring Al
  • Al claims to love vegetables more than fruit
  • She hasn’t eaten any candy in a while
  • If she does binge, she has to have a large meal beforehand. Lately her choice has been McDonald’s
  • She hasn’t been to the Cheesecake Factory in such a long time and wants to go again
  • Since she hasn’t had sweets in a while, cornbread is too sweet for her now
  • A bunch of people in the YouTube comments are mostly giving positive feedback
  • Apparently a healthy meal to Al is only eating brown rice
  • She goes on about how much she loves her water bottle and makes a big show of it as usual
  • It looks like she actually washed her hair for once
  • People in the comments are saying how Al has perfect winged eyeliner
 

JambledUpWords

Gorl who loves orange chicken
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Last minutes before it cut out:
  • She wants to publish her poetry
  • She doesn’t want to go skydiving
  • She isn’t being sponsored even though she’s been offered sponsorships before. She says she doesn’t want to do it because she’s lazy
  • Becky isn’t enabling her, but she isn’t helping her lose weight either
 

JambledUpWords

Gorl who loves orange chicken
kiwifarms.net
A printed collection of poetry would be amazeen. Where can we get an affiliate code?
A collection of Al’s poetry would be amazing. It would make me laugh even after she dies. Sure she isn’t that great of a person, but that would be a better thing to remember her by. Also, the money she could make from publishing her poetry could help with funeral costs.
 
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chicken wings

Certified Instagram Dietician
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Al’s too much of a liability and there wouldn’t be any gear that would fit her. That said, the image of a giant lard falling from the sky and leaving an enormous crater behind is a really funny image.
She won't even be allowed on a chopper. The only way she could get on a plane is a commercial passenger carrier with 3 seats (minimum) booked.

Could a gal her size even fit in business class?
 

pecansandies

6 bacons
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These positive commenters are so annoying. Literally can't wait for all those asspatters to come here to get loud and/or sperg out in her comments once ALR inevitably falls off the wagon again as if they didn't get got

by mid-may at the latest we're gonna get another mukbang or she's going to be vlogging about anything other than weightloss because she failed. that's my prediction at least.
 

YOUR MOM

Lisa needs braces!
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A collection of Al’s poetry would be amazing. It would make me laugh even after she dies. Sure she isn’t that great of a person, but that would be a better thing to remember her by. Also, the money she could make from publishing her poetry could help with funeral costs.
I would absolutely donate if we can get one of the better Amberisms to appear on the headstone.
 

Very Honest Content

(Formerly a) Niggo(?)
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I mean, say what you want about the rest of it, I know I do anyway, but "Journal-Lynn" is a quality nickname to make fun of her foibles with, lezbereal.
 

literally low-key

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Someone today in the comments said that she told her younow audience that she would not be returning the paperwork for WLS. My first thought was that he is just trying to get the asspatters to turn on her. I didn't watch her younow. Does anybody know? I figured it would have been mentioned here if true.

I found it. She is asked, "Did you turn in the paperwork Monday?" The bitch answers, "No, I didn't even leave the house Monday." That's it. That's all.
She hasn't changed.
 
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Hidden Squirrel

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Someone today in the comments said that she told her younow audience that she would not be returning the paperwork for WLS. My first thought was that he is just trying to get the asspatters to turn on her. I didn't watch her younow. Does anybody know? I figured it would have been mentioned here if true.
I watched a good bit near the end of the stream and the YouTube commenters were saying that had not addressed the paperwork whatsoever, and was probably straight up ignoring any YouNow comments asking about it.
 

666EVE666

Just a normal gorl
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Someone today in the comments said that she told her younow audience that she would not be returning the paperwork for WLS. My first thought was that he is just trying to get the asspatters to turn on her. I didn't watch her younow. Does anybody know? I figured it would have been mentioned here if true.
She said she did not hand in the paperwork on Monday like she said she would and that was all she said about the paperwork.

I've updated the OP with recording and timestamps.

Amber got superchats on YT @ 0:20, 5:23, 8:00, and 8:39. I stopped paying attention to the YT chat after that, but she didn't even check or thank anyone for likes/bars this stream.
 
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Whatthefuck

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She said she did not hand in the paperwork on Monday like she said she would and that was all she said about the paperwork.

I've updated the OP with recording and timestamps.

Amber got superchats on YT @ 0:20, 5:23, 8:00, and 8:39. I stopped paying attention to the YT chat after that, but she didn't even check or thank anyone for likes/bars this stream.
Lezbereal, she filled out the first two sheets at best and then said fuck it. You know they were asking for a medical history which she doesn't have and lifestyle information she will never be honest about so it doesn't really matter. This whole thing was horseshit to begin with.

You know how when you go to a new GP you have to fill out all that paperwork prior to the appointment? It's likely that's part of what she's been asked to fill out. Usually if you're walking into a practice you fill it out there, but if you have an actual appointment or you're seeing a specialist then they want you to have that shit prepared. She could never. She's super duper busy you guise!
 
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