Our Gorl is Live on YouNow - 1/5/2019

[666EVE666]

https://www.younow.com/amberlynnreidd

-she got off the phone plan w/ Destiny, is now on one w/ Becky
-totally showered today, hair is dry as a bone
-doesn't know about "minusing" fiber in your diet
-YouTube will not be a priority this year
-fake crying about how she doesn't know what to do in regards to her weightloss

Recording, will upload with timestamps l8r

ETA:

Spoiler: timestamps

+Amber apparently has a contract with YouNow (0:01), so she doesn't stream on YouTube.
+Amber DOESN'T have lack of circulation in her laygg, it's simply a pooled muscle (0:57). Healthy.
+Her face is big because of water retention (1:57). She's not lying, ask her friend she texted earlier today.
+Amber got her first superchat on YT for the night, she checks this one (4:03) but not any others for the rest of the stream.
+Over 1k watching on YT and 200 on YouNow, clearly she should keep going on YouNow and catering to that audience (5:20).
+Amber definitely showers (5:57).
+She don't care this gonna be on the farms (6:05).
+YouTube is not a priority this year (7:02).
+Amber is leaning towards donating to a charity as opposed to another failed giveaway (10:37).
+"I can't see myself losing weight by strictly counting carbs and not calories" bitch what (11:46). Amber demonstrates her understanding of nutrition.
+Becky says she will make her own channel, Amber doubts her (13:00).
+AMBER TOTES PAYS TAXES GUISE HA HA HER BANK ACCOUNT IS POPPING SO MUCH TAXXES THO HA HA (13:12).
+On 3 let's all feel bad, ...2....3...(13:44).
+Never doing keto (17:49).
+Amber has many personal, for-her-only, New Year resolutions (18:23).
+2018 did Amber in y'all, she doesn't understand how she gained and gained and gained. How is her body so obsessed with junk (18:49)??? It's frighteneeng.
+No one believes Amber when she's down 7lbs, why can't y'all celebrate her small victories with her (20:19)?
+Amber would NEVER lie about weight loss, things she goes through in life, weight gain, situations she's been through (20:52) like getting raped.
+Amber didn't want to film a video on her doctor visit, she was so embarrassed/ashamed/miserable, and worst of all, people think she's LYEENG (21:07)!!
+Amber's knees can totally bend, they are bent right now (23:05)!
+Haydurs want Amber dead (23:52).
+Doesn't know if she's cooking dinner or eating out because she "didn't think that far ahead" (24:17).
+I HAVE HABITS LEAVE IF U DON'T LIKE THEM (25:05).
+Did you know Amber showers (25:27)?
+Amber DIDN'T eat at Sonic, she got a dainty dessert (27:05).
+Amber doesn't make money from feeders (27:42), that is just repulsive y'all.
+Amber's brother is no longer getting married (28:25).
+It is vVERY IMPORT-UN to wash your bedding weekly like Amber does (28:33).
+Amber leaves the house EVERY.SINGLE.DAY (28:50).
+Jeez Becky eat a fucking cough drop (31:07).
+Amber is not 600lbs, she's clearly mobile she sleeps on the floor and gets up from the floor every day (31:37). She would so tell us if she was 600lbs.
+Best xmas gift? Spening "quality, content time" with friends and family (34:47).
+Apparently Destiny's mom still sends Amber pictures of Jax (36:36).
+SKINNY PEOPLE GET SWOLLEN TOO, SOIDUM (38:17)!!!!!! Keto would make her gain so much! STOP DIAGNOSING HER!!!!
+Amber claims her weight doesn't affect her intimacy with Becky (40:43).
+Who give a fuck about comments (44:10).

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Her face apparently looks big because she’s retaining a lot of water. Seriously you guys, she was just texting her friend about it and can show us the screenshots.

Also her bank account looks “popping” but it all goes to taxes, she swears! And no she’s not going to brag about how much she makes anymore because people “freak out”.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I was on the YouTube version of the YouNow chat. Apparently, she had around 250 viewers on YouNow and around 900-1k viewers on YouTube. She doesn’t bother catering to the bigger audience, bacause the Youtubers are “viscous”. For being so proud of nearly 100,000 subscribers, she treats her YouTube audience like crap. Nothing new to see here.

 

[666EVE666]

I was on the YouTube version of the YouNow chat. Apparently, she had around 250 viewers on YouNow and around 900-1k viewers on YouTube. She doesn’t bother catering to get bigger audience, bacause the Youtubers are “viscous”. For being so proud of nearly 100,000 subscribers, she treats her YouTube audience like crap. Nothing new to see here.

She also said she doesn't stream on YouTube because she has a contract with YouNow.

What that means, I have no clue considering she didn't even have the meeting with someone from YouNow like she was supposed to in order to get a sub button.

 

[fashion]

“I leave the house everyday, guise”

Sure, Jan

 

[Captain Ahab]

I love how she likes to lowkey brag about her youtube income, as if it’s gonna make anyone jealous. “Hey, I may be 600 pounds and live a miserable existence indoors, but at least I’m redneck royalty!”

 

[JambledUpWords]

I love how she likes to lowkey brag about her youtube income, as if it’s gonna make anyone jealous. “Hey, I may be 600 pounds and live a miserable existence indoors, but at least I’m redneck royalty!”

She forgets that most people would rather have their mobility, no matter how much money she makes. At least with mobility you’re able to experience more things.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

She forgets that most people would rather have their mobility, no matter how much money she makes. At least with mobility you’re able to experience more things.

She leaves the house EVERY SINGLE DAY. She made sure to clarify this, which is entirely normal and a good indicator of health.

 

[Xenomorph]

She leaves the house EVERY SINGLE DAY. She made sure to clarify this, which is entirely normal and a good indicator of health.

To get food

 

[JambledUpWords]

She leaves the house EVERY SINGLE DAY. She made sure to clarify this, which is entirely normal and a good indicator of health.

She leaves the house, to get in the car, to walk to a scootypouf, to ride the scootypouf around, to ride it back to the car, to be driven home by Necks. She’s totally healthy and active everyone!

 

[marjoram]

That's the Ambabies go to stupidity in defense of Big Al........"all you haydurs are just JEALOUS!!!!!"

And we also have miserable lives....

The Cult of Amber fascinates me. I can't really figure out their motivation. They can't ALL be 600lb behemoths defending one of their own. And jeeeeez, they're nasty.

Sorry, I've gone way OT....

 

[Turd Blossom]

Big Al daintily tapdanced around every question inquiring about her Dr's weightloss competition and her sleep apnea.
Among other tidbits:

• Her weight does not affect "intimacy" between herself and Becky
• Just because she doesn't wear makeup doesn't mean that she doesn't shower DAILY, assholes!
• She's thoroughly baffled by counting carbs. She emailed her singing doctor about how many carbs she should have in a day but got NO response! (So naturally it's her doctor's fault she's mainlining carbs)
• Becky is sick again and was coughing up a lung throughout the stream. How nice of Amber to make her go out in the cold night to fetch her Sonic.
• Becky didn't want to be filmed because a) she was sick and b) she wasn't wearing pants
• Amber didn't "eat" at Sonic, dipshits, she only got a small dessert!
• She is no longer going to share her financial status because of the haydurs. Goes on to tell us her bank account is POPPIN
• Pats herself on the back about having 100k subs
• She is NOT 600 elbees and obviously she would tell us if she was, because she tells us EVERYTHING! (Despite the fact that she would've never told us about her scootypuff use if she hadn't been caught red-handed).

 

[Clintonberg]

She leaves the house, to get in the car, to walk to a scootypouf, to ride the scootypouf around, to ride it back to the car, to be driven home by Necks. She’s totally healthy and active everyone!

We can at least give her some credit there. I personally can't wrap my head around how her body makes it past door frames or in and out of cars.

 

[raritycunt]

So she cancelled her phone plan with destiny and got one with Becky? Yeah that shows she’s over her last relationship!!

 

[antifan]

You leave the house every day but can't stand up for longer than 10 minutes without excruciating pain caused by your own massive bodyweight. Sounds ideal.

 

[Turd Blossom]

She leaves the house EVERY SINGLE DAY. She made sure to clarify this, which is entirely normal and a good indicator of health.

I found it especially entertaining that when she listed off the many activities she does to prove she leaves her house each and every day, she casually included "driving Eric places".
First of all, you don't drive, numbnutsleyygs. Second: Bitch, when? I've definitely seen Becky driving Eric to run errands, but the only time Amber tags along is if they're going out to eat.

ETA: @666EVE666 your efforts to record, timestamp and archive this shit are nothing short of heroic and you are appreciated, gorl.

 

[Lysenko]

Big Al daintily tapdanced around every question inquiring about her Dr's weightloss competition and her sleep apnea.
Among other tidbits:

• Her weight does not affect "intimacy" between herself and Becky
• Just because she doesn't wear makeup doesn't mean that she doesn't shower DAILY, assholes!
• She's thoroughly baffled by counting carbs. She emailed her singing doctor about how many carbs she should have in a day but got NO response! (So naturally it's her doctor's fault she's mainlining carbs)
• Becky is sick again and was coughing up a lung throughout the stream. How nice of Amber to make her go out in the cold night to fetch her Sonic.
• Becky didn't want to be filmed because a) she was sick and b) she wasn't wearing pants
• Amber didn't "eat" at Sonic, dipshits, she only got a small dessert!
• She is no longer going to share her financial status because of the haydurs. Goes on to tell us her bank account is POPPIN
• Pats herself on the back about having 100k subs
• She is NOT 600 elbees and obviously she would tell us if she was, because she tells us EVERYTHING! (Despite the fact that she would've never told us about her scootypuff use if she hadn't been caught red-handed).

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1) Becky didn't want to be filmed because she wasn't wearing pants?? ROFL why was Becks in the daytime not wearing pants just like ??
2) Does Amber not realize that doctors are really busy seeing patients all day and literally do not have the time to answer every single patients email? Why dosen't Amber google "how to cut carbs" sounds like just another lameass excuse.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s amazing how often hambeasts are baffled by simple math like counting calories or carbs. It just shows how common stupidity is among the ultra obese. Amber’s IQ gotta be around 80. 90 at most. Necky’s is probably lower than that.

 

[Masta]

She looks... rough.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

“Minusing”

She needs to be removed from the gene pool, immediately.