Our Italian Nazi Boy gets his 20th name change -

[holy buttocks]

Don't these things cost money?

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

OY VEY

 

[cans.wav]

Phil, you'd think by now you would know we don't care about your feelings.

 

[A Skeleton]

thanks for the info, Phil

 

[NeverHappened]

Dat upfront wording. He finally caught on to antisemitism being trendy.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

It must be dull being like Phil and having absolutely no responsibilities or joy in your life, and just living your life crazy whim to crazy whim.

 

[CWCissey]

Good thing I have an agent in every Government office on the West Coast ready to change Phil's name to Sum Ting Wong (Seeing as you're such a big fan of Mao Phil!) when he goes in to make it official.

 

[cumrobbery]

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[holy buttocks]

Phil posted a facebook note. beware of autism

Spoiler

Now, for the decision of whether or not to keep 'Ahuviya' as my first name.
First off, after long examination and personal time with this decision - I am to announce I am no longer desiring to be called 'Ahuviya' anymore nor will 'Ahuviya' be in my future legal name when changed come 11 March 2016. This decision was made in Late August 2015 - and I will not reverse on the desire of having a Herspanic Name.
To clarify on 'Ahuviya' , it is a deadname now : I initially loved it - I now hate Ahuviya as a name - deep down, at the end of the day. I am dissatisified with Ahuviya because this name no longer fits my personality nor identity. - I feel like I am outgrowing the Ahuviya name spiritually and attitude wise. Also Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Name Policy is the sole reason for this hatred of the name ‘Ahuviya’ . I have long hath been accused of anti-semitism because of me no longer wanting ‘Ahuviya’ . Hell, a certain white trans activist by the name of Jordan Gwendolyn Davis who lives in San Francisco found it fashionable to not only make up false sexual assault allegations about me involving ginger root I never possessed - but a story of an imagined incident of defication on a Holocaust Memorial that also never happened. These works of fiction have been welded many times over as a weapon against me by other white non-latina transgender women. I know who you all the fuck are.
Since Late Summer 2014 to now, I have been on a deeply personal quest to assert, albeit fraught with it complexities and to be untangled from cispatriarchy - My own Latina Identity.
This journey has been fucking hard, many nights thinking to oneself "what am I" on a daily basis...
Even crying myself to sleep at times on the San Francisco coast, Berkeley Hills, and the City and Suburbs of Portland.
Even immiserated to the point of suicide attempts.
This journey in search of an identity started almost one year ago. But I want Ahuviya's achievements to be recognized in the name that shall be unveiled today:
Please call me Isabel Rosa Araujo. No more warnings. The Jewish name’s ride, as I like to put it - is long the fuck over.
Isabel. Rosa. Araujo.
I am still finalizing over the second surname -if desired-
I assure you all, Isabel is as capable (if not more capable) as her predecesor in dishing out the Misandry. It has been proven since August
And Isabel is as much a transgender woman as her predecessor is too. Isabel got the Surgery on March 3rd, 2016.
So to recap:
Deadnaming name based on the Facebook Name is:
Violence, Transmisogyny, Erasure of my Latina Identity and White Supremacy.
and if you use ‘Ahuviya’ in person to my face - God help you

 

[VortekPMD]

I was calling you Aqua Vulva, a potato, the Spud that lives under the bridge, and a bottom feeder, but ok.

 

[Judge Holden]

AND THUS EVERY JEW IN AMERICA BROKE INTO SPONTANIOUS CELEBRATION AT THE FACT THEIR HOLY HEBREW NAMES WOULD NO LONGER BE TAINTED BY THE VILE GOYIM SPASTIC

 

[sugoi-chan]

Also Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Name Policy is the sole reason for this hatred of the name ‘Ahuviya’ .

"I'm not allowed to change my name so that makes me hate my name."

 

[anephric]

Jesus Christ, I'm sure there's more autistic people in the world but there can't be one who's this full of their own self-worth / identity.

 

[Asandy31]

when you know that you're a real person, you don't have to constantly change your name to validate your identity

 

[Handsome Pete]

allegations about me involving ginger root I never possessed

Somehow, this is the funniest part for me. He's talking about a piece of ginger like it's the gun in a murder investigation.

Then again, we're talking about a potato like it's a person, so y'know. Glass houses and all.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So "deadnaming" constitutes violence? What about Phil punching his crippled mother?

 

[nekotlc]

You know, if he really wanted to change his name to something that better fits his personality, he ought to name himself;

Mrs./Ms Spudarella Rancidia Potato-Head. I think that name fist you perfectly fatty.

*edit spelling*

 

[AnOminous]

Anthrax Logorrhea Harkonnen the King of Italian Potatoes.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Violence, transmisogyny, and white supremacy all at once??? Now that's what I call a deal, Phil!!!