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DiscipleOfTheLie

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This is a purely speculative thread.

Seeing as how the past year and a half has been pretty much quiet in terms on Chris' activity besides the trail, do you think that we are going to see another big saga in the coming months/years? Is there anything like a seed Chris has planted that could erupt into something?

Personally, I would go with the "never say never" approach to this. I'm just curious as to what people who are more well read in CWC think.
 

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I feel these are the routes most people agree upon:
1) We'll hear less and less of Chris until he dies and/or fades into obscurity.
2) There will be a trickle of random stuff like what we've been seeing until people get bored of him.
3) Following Barb's death, Chris will go insane and continue to pump out bizarre shit to the masses until he is arrested for something.
 

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Those are all incredibly valid outcomes of what could happen. Just another question I want to pose since this was brought up.

Null said:
1) We'll hear less and less of Chris until he dies and/or fades into obscurity.

Will Chris ever become some sort of a folk hero/legend? I think the possibility is very high. Songs would be written about him sometime in the future and schoolchildren will share tall tales about this "fabled" man.
 

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Maybe. Anything's possible. He could be the next John Jacob Jingleheimersmith or something. I have no fucking clue who he is but I know how his song goes.
 

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DiscipleOfTheLie said:
Those are all incredibly valid outcomes of what could happen. Just another question I want to pose since this was brought up.

Null said:
1) We'll hear less and less of Chris until he dies and/or fades into obscurity.

Will Chris ever become some sort of a folk hero/legend? I think the possibility is very high. Songs would be written about him sometime in the future and schoolchildren will share tall tales about this "fabled" man.

The Epic Ballad of CWC: Sweethearts, Trolls and Sanics.
 

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Surtur said:
The Epic Ballad of CWC: Sweethearts, Trolls and Sanics.

Or maybe, just maybe, a Swedish melodeath band in the distant future will have lyrics based around the CWC mythology?
 

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Episode IV: A New Lolcow (Megan through ED)
Episode V: The Trolls Strike Back (Blanca/Jimmy Hill/Other)
Episode VI: Return of the Guido (Clyde)
Episode I: The Phantom Sweetbolts (PandaHalo, Julie, Ivy)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Liquid and Asperchu)
Episode III: Revenge of the Snyder (October 11th incident)
 

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DiscipleOfTheLie said:
Surtur said:
The Epic Ballad of CWC: Sweethearts, Trolls and Sanics.

Or maybe, just maybe, a Swedish melodeath band in the distant future will have lyrics based around the CWC mythology?

Im on it!
 

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DrChristianTroy said:
Episode IV: A New Lolcow (Megan through ED)
Episode V: The Trolls Strike Back (Blanca/Jimmy Hill/Other)
Episode VI: Return of the Guido (Clyde)
Episode I: The Phantom Sweetbolts (PandaHalo, Julie, Ivy)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Liquid and Asperchu)
Episode III: Revenge of the Snyder (October 11th incident)

LOL.
 

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Am I the only one who DOESN'T want a new saga? I mean, short of actual physical assault everything that can be done to Chris was done to him. Trolling was taken to places almost never seen before or since. Hasn't it been enough? I prefer quality over quantity and am content with remembering the good times with you all.

I assumed the consensus here was that everyone doesn't want Chris trolled anymore.
 

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Xanatos said:
Am I the only one who DOESN'T want a new saga? I mean, short of actual physical assault everything that can be done to Chris was done to him. Trolling was taken to places almost never seen before or since. Hasn't it been enough? I prefer quality over quantity and am content with remembering the good times with you all.

I assumed the consensus hear was that everyone doesn't want Chris trolled anymore.


just something, anything is fine by me. i don't like watching re-runs anymore haha
 

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Xanatos said:
Am I the only one who DOESN'T want a new saga? I mean, short of actual physical assault everything that can be done to Chris was done to him. Trolling was taken to places almost never seen before or since. Hasn't it been enough? I prefer quality over quantity and am content with remembering the good times with you all.

I assumed the consensus hear was that everyone doesn't want Chris trolled anymore.

Nobody want to see the guy tortured like he has been in the past, but people definitely want another season of "That's Our Lolcow". Like Bgheff pointed out not every saga is instigated by trolls.
 

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Not trying to be ween, but did the trolls ever try pretending that Chris was dead? I don't mean "dead" as in "not producing content", but a physical "no longer breathing" sense.
 

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DrChristianTroy said:
Episode IV: A New Lolcow (Megan through ED)
Episode V: The Trolls Strike Back (Blanca/Jimmy Hill/Other)
Episode VI: Return of the Guido (Clyde)
Episode I: The Phantom Sweetbolts (PandaHalo, Julie, Ivy)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Liquid and Asperchu)
Episode III: Revenge of the Snyder (October 11th incident)

My sides!

Now I'm anticipating what the new trilogy would be... Only time will tell.
 

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DiscipleOfTheLie said:
DrChristianTroy said:
Episode IV: A New Lolcow (Megan through ED)
Episode V: The Trolls Strike Back (Blanca/Jimmy Hill/Other)
Episode VI: Return of the Guido (Clyde)
Episode I: The Phantom Sweetbolts (PandaHalo, Julie, Ivy)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Liquid and Asperchu)
Episode III: Revenge of the Snyder (October 11th incident)

My sides!

Now I'm anticipating what the new trilogy would be... Only time will tell.
Maybe we'll get a new one if Disney buys Chris.
 

DiscipleOfTheLie

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spaps said:
DiscipleOfTheLie said:
DrChristianTroy said:
Episode IV: A New Lolcow (Megan through ED)
Episode V: The Trolls Strike Back (Blanca/Jimmy Hill/Other)
Episode VI: Return of the Guido (Clyde)
Episode I: The Phantom Sweetbolts (PandaHalo, Julie, Ivy)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Liquid and Asperchu)
Episode III: Revenge of the Snyder (October 11th incident)

My sides!

Now I'm anticipating what the new trilogy would be... Only time will tell.
Maybe we'll get a new one if Disney buys Chris.

Chris with a virtually endless supply of money? That can only end so well.
 
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