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Yawning Squirtle

"the squirtle who yawned"
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It would be a printed version of the CWCki. And it would be outdated pretty quickly, since he's still around.

Now, a work of fiction based on clown shirted, pre-Tom Girl Chris would be something kinda interesting. I'd read that.
 

Fibonacci

Koning der Pijpbeurt
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trombonista said:
The CWCki kind of is his biography.
True, but the CWCki won't be around forever. Sans the trimmings and a complete biography would not only be an easier source of information but a source of longevity for the best parts of Chris' legend. Someone's more likely to understand Chris better cover-to-cover in chronological order than if they read all 1,600+ articles on the CWCki. Hell, I've been reading the CWCki for years and I still run across articles I've never seen before.

Like scary stories books, a definitive chronicle of his life could be easily retold again and again and eventually work its way into folklore.
 

CatParty

Boo
True & Honest Fan
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it would be huge (bigger than anything should be for such a nobody in the grand scale of things) and it would be the most detailed spergiest book ever.
 

NoDarkies

Null's a cunt
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CatParty said:
it would be huge (bigger than anything should be for such a nobody in the grand scale of things) and it would be the most detailed spergiest book ever.

And I would buy it. :ugeek:
 

CatParty

Boo
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NoDarkies said:
CatParty said:
it would be huge (bigger than anything should be for such a nobody in the grand scale of things) and it would be the most detailed spergiest book ever.

And I would buy it. :ugeek:


i would buy three
 

DykesDykesChina

Human/Science
Deceased
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Didn't the guy who wrote the Chris article on the Punkrock Pravda blog say that he is also planning to write a book about Chris?
 

Holdek

Down to where? All that is down is only my unclit.
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DykesDykesChina said:
Didn't the guy who wrote the Chris article on the Punkrock Pravda blog say that he is also planning to write a book about Chris?

Several people have claimed over the years that they are going to write a book or make a documentary about Chris, and none ever has.
 

calicojack

"The Autist who Sold the World"
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I think someone should save each page in either paper or on their computer folders, hell maybe even both.
 
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