Over 120,000 alien hunters are planning to ‘storm Area 51’ to discover the truth -

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The audacious plan is set for September 20, 2019 at 3am and is being organised through Facebook. Those taking part will meet at the Area 51 Alien Center in Amargosa Valley, Nevada and then proceed to Area 51 – a classified remote part of the US Air Force’s Edwards Air Force base.

Now, far be it from us to be cynical of such a plan, but the fact the Facebook group proposing the event is called ‘S***posting cause im in shambles’ gives us some cause for concern.

Nevertheless, at the time of writing, 129,000 people have indicated they’ll be taking part in ‘Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All Of Us’ and a further 163,000 have said they are interested.

Clearly not ones to sweat the finer details of such a daring attempt, the group’s organisers have outlined the approach thus:

‘If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.’

Naruto running is a meme inspired by an anime character called Naruto Uzumaki who has a distinctive running style.

Dodging bullets is something that needs to be considered because last time someone tried to speed past the site, he was shot. In January a man carrying an unidentified cylindrical object was shot by the local sheriff’s office and Nevada National Security Site (NNSS) officers after attempting to drive into the site.

Whether or not the response will be the same when thousands of alien enthusiasts turn up to try and gain access remains to be seen.

However, given the nature of the group, we’re going to chalk this one up to internet trolling on a grand scale rather than any legitimate attempt to gain access to the mysterious Area 51.
This obviously started as a joke but people are stupid so i wonder if someone will actually try it

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